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*ests chocolate* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR END IS HERE!!!! *grows fifty feet*
Shukaku: WOW Hachi does the same thing as me when I'm drunk.

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Muahahahaha you think that will hurt me! Uses one tail to destroy a building...

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Not a chance! *uses a reverse jutsu* Freeze! Dusty is frozen...

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Hey! Come back!

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Hahahah this will be fun!

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*kicks the hammer* I am sssssssssssssso pissssssed now! *smiles evily* Transform! *turns into the eight-headed snake* I'm gonna eat you!
Shukaku: WTF why am I here? *hic* *trips and launches a sake bottle into Hachi's mouth*
Hachi: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs maniacally*

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Unuh you ssssso did not jusssst do that. *Usues snake fang jutsu* You wrecked my chnace of convincing this human that I want that bike!!!!!!!