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guy #1: What do you want demon lady! I already told the other guy what I know! Ow.........
Remi: ...............

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Remi: 0_0 *is really afraid now*
Rigi: *punches Kyomi for scarring Remi*

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Remi:............ssscarry Sssuki...............

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Remi: *goes back to guy #1 who is awake*
Guy #1: 0_0 ahhhhhhhh he's back! The crazy demon guy is back!
Rigi: heh Kyomi it looks like you scarred him
Remi: ?

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Remi: they mussst be in a different area.......letss look around *remembers the humans* um...Nii-chan doo you think you can wake the sssleeping guyss?
Rigi:..........^^ sure..........I'll try.

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Remi: *looks too but has Rigi by the arm*
Rigi: -_-'

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Remi: ya come on! letsss get going! ^^ that wasss fun wasn't it Nii-chan?
Rigi: -_-' sure.....

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Remi: ^^ *finishes beating up all the Akatski* ^^ that wassssn't sso hard
All the Akatski: X_X

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Remi: *starts beating up all the Akatski members* ^^ you guysss are a joke heh.....

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Remi: I hate to break it to the resst of you pplsss but we do have company ^^ *handsigns* Ryusemi will you help me?
Ryusemi: as always Remi-dono.....
Remi: ^^ good Ssshadow clone jutssu! *bunch of clones* Sssnake fang jutsu..*attack of the snakes*
Hachi: 0_0 that's my Remi...
Maki: that's it girl go for it! *crazy mom isn't she?*
Itachi: WTF?

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Remi: heh well you can't messs with my name becausse it doesssn't mean anything ^^
Rigi: neither does mine.

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Remi: o_0 poor Ita-chan oh and Ssuki also means plow! ^^
Rigi: -_-' um...............................
Hachi *in heaven*: hahahaahhhaahhaah If I wasssn't already dead I would be laughing myssself to death....

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Remi: *pointing to each of them* so you're Ita-chan....Dei-chan....Pe-chan...Sas-chan....and the ressst of you I don't care about....
Deidara: *eye twitching* Dei-chan?????
Itachi: ............Ita......
Remi: so Ita-chan why did they name you after a weasel? (Itachi means weasel)

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Remi: ??? Akatssski heh it ssoundsss like a food.
Deidara: and what does a kid know anyway!
Itachi: *looks at the others* I told you we needed a better name...
Pein: ................I'll work on that...........
Rigi: Remi don't you remember the stories I told you about? These are the guys....I think....they look a bit.....odder than imagined.....
Remi: :P
Deidara: hey!

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Remi: *pokes Sasori*
Sasori: ?........
Rigi: ^^' um Remi *picks Remi up*

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Remi: ._. *walks up to Sasori* Um....hi....are you really that mean?
Sasori:...........
Remi:........

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D. Kyuubi: heh looks like I'll have to call on some help *summons thet Akatski*
Remi: 0_0 who are thesse weirdos???
Deidara: hey!
Sasori: T_T
Zetsu:.........
Pein: D. Kyuubi this better be good.
Rigi: dam it's like a freak show....we got a man-woman....a puppet freak....a plant thingy....flower lady over their..a shark from Finding Nemo....Emoman *Itachi* *supposed to be a pun of superman*....a one eyed guy....a scyther (pokemon) in human form..and a dude with way to many piercings for his own good.....

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Remi: *two of her clones make a chidori* ok here we go!
Rigi: *bites D. Kyuubi*

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Remi: oh...oh ya.....*starts making a few clones*

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Rigi: *nods* Demonic Release! *turns into a a white coyote with deep blue eyes*...I....haven't had to do this in a long time.....
Remi: o_o Rigi.......

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D. Kyuubi: heh you think you can take me....lets see....a kitty cat....a snake boy.....*stares at Suki* I'm not even going to go there....a little half demon *meaning Remi*.....and a....heh heh....now what do we have here? *grabs Rigi by the troat*
Rigi: Ack let go......ugh......
D. Kyuubi: heh so I wasn't wrong.....heh....never expected to see one of your kind around here.....
Remi: Rigi......?
Rigi: I said let go! *breaks out of D. Kyuubi's grasp*
D. Kyuubi: heh I never expected to see this heh....when I saw Hachimata's daughter I thought I saw it all heh....I guess I was wrong....
Rigi:......huf huf huf.....
Remi: Rigi what's he talking about Rigi! Nii-chan!
Rigi: huf huf huf......
D. Kyuubi: he's a reincarnate.....a human that has taken a demon body heh...you hid it well enough.....
Rigi: huf huf huf.......

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D. Kyuubi: heh like you will be able to find out
Everyone: *turns to the left*
D. Kyuubi: *kinda beat up but standing* heh.....
Remi: 0_0 you bassstard! How dare you hut Sssuki-sama! *starts attacking him*
Rigi:.....she said bastard......:o

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Remi: ssuki! *jumps into Suki's lap* Sssuki! Are you ok?
Rigi: we have to get out of here as soon as possible. Lets get the others.

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Remi: I can feel her chakra right about *breaks a wall* here.....
Rigi: o_0

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Remi: we're comming Sssuki! *running*
Rigi: *running*........

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Remi: I'm ok.
Rigi: that's good ^^

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Rigi: oh thanks Kyomi ^^ *meaning the lying thing* you were super cool ^^
Remi: heheheh ssso are you going to put me down Nii-chan?
Rigi: oh ehhe here *sets Remi down*

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Rigi: don't worry I got her! *has Remi on his back* lets go! *starts running really fast*
*half way to D. Kyuubi's hq*
Remi: meh....Nii-chan?
Rigi: oh good you're awake ^^
Remi: what happened to the humansss?
Rigi: they were hunters, but don't worry Kyomi-san took care of them *lying*
Remi: oh ok......ssso where are we going?
Rigi: D. Kyuubi has Suki-chan and the others.

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Guy: 0_0 thank you for my life! *bows really low*
Rigi: that's it *beats the guy unconscious* now lets go.

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Guy: 0_0 he's in his head quaters like always! Please don't kill me!
Rigi: Grrrrrr

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Guy: Isn't that what I just said! I-I-I......
Rigi: *grabs Guy and takes him staright off the ground*

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Guy: I-I-I swear we didn't hurt them! We--we---we just needed the money! And...D. Kyuubi had but a huge reward...and...and....please don't kill me! *groveling*
Rigi: Despicable baka.......*is holding Remi now*

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Rigi: I left one of 'em awake but the rest are kinda....out cold....

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Rigi: *stops* oh ok *eyes turn back to a cloudy light blue* ^^

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Rigi: You touch my cousin again and I'll destroy you!

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Rigi: grrrrrrrrrrr *beats the crap out the entire group*

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Rigi: *looks at Yasugami with icy blue eyes* no one does that to my cousin and lives *does a bunch of and signs* Die! Art of soul paralyzation
Human #1: o_o *can move or even breathe*

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Rigi: ...............

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Rigi: Remi! *grabs Remi* Remi Remi Remi are you ok Remi Onee-chan....
Human #1: if she's your sister then you're a demon too *fires the gun but nothing happens*
Rigi: ...........

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Human #1: heh all demons should recognize this *fires the gun at Remi*
Remi: ahhhhhhhh * shot and faits*
Human #1: It knocks demons completely unconscious and they won't wake up for hours. ^^

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Human #1 : you must be demons then *takes out a gun*
Remi: 0_0

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All the humans: nope sorry

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Remi: *walks up to human #1 and pokes him in the ribs*
Human #1 ow.....

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Remi: ._. .-.

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Remi: we don't have time *walks towards the humans*
Human #1: hey look guys a little girl!
Remi: ^^ hi. Um....I can't find my friend. Have you guys seen her?
Human #2: aw you're friend is missing? what does she look like?
Remi: well....she's this tall *stands on her tiptoes*
Human #1: so what happened for you to lose her?
Remi: she was right behind me and then she disappeared!
All: hm............

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Remi: what should we do?

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Remi: *running and then stops* there they are! *points to a group making camp*

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Remi: ^^ I jussst hope we can get Sssuki-sama and the othersss back...

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Remi: heheheheh I'm a half demon ssso I'm ssspecial ^^

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Remi: I can't pull out my ssnake for jusst yet but I'm going to do it ssoon! You watch! ^^
Rigi: It really irritates Remi because she has been trying to do it for months

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Remi: hehehhehehe Catsss are like flying ssquirlsss but bigger hehheehhe
Rigi: Remi....that's not nice to say....

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Remi: yep! *draggs Rigi*
Rigi: heh....

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Remi: that way! *points to the right* about half a mile....

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Remi: I don't know....but there are regular animalsss with them too....

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Remi: but they don't ssmell right....
Rigi: what do you mean Remi?
Remi: they sssmell...I don't know how to explain it....they ssmell like....it'ss almosst like they ssmell Demon.....I don't know why though....

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Remi:....I sssmell....humansss.......

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Remi: *all the clones are looking* I ssstill can't feel anything.....what isss going on....Dad'sss a long waysss off sso it's not him.....and D. Kyuubi iss gone....that I know of....hm......

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Remi: everywhere *makes three hundred clones without any effort* Nii-chan ssstay with that one *points to one of her clones*

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Remi: oh sssorry Nii-chan *lets go of Rigi*
Rigi: thanks for my arm......

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Remi: come if you want but I have to find Sssuki-ssama! *still dragging Rigi*
Rigi: please...ow.....come....ow *got his arm pulled by Remi*

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Remi: *grabs Rigi's hand* Come on Nii-chan! *starts walking of* We gotta find Ssuki-sama

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Remi: .....I'm afraid..........

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Remi:................I can't feel any chakra at all not even yoursss....ssssomething isss hurting my ssesnsses.....

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Rigi: that is bad we have to do something
Remi: hm...Sssuki-ssama....where isss she?

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Rigi: Jii? someone's missing? *looks at Remi*
Remi: ya but it's not my fault Nii-chan! I promice!

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Rigi: o_0 Remi heh now you're joking ^^ Remi is strong but she's still a little girl.

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Remi: Rigi-chan I saw Dad ^^
Rigi: ? Hachimata? Remi you're silly your dad's been gone for a long time.
Remi: No I'm sseriouss! And he came to play too!
Rigi: whatever Remi ^^ just glad you're happy.
Remi: Nii-chan I'm three already! I can take care of mysself! heheheh
Rigi: sometimes I wish you were full human and grew at a normal rate :P any other child at your age woun't talk like that heh...
Remi: Nii-chan! ehhehe I'll never be normal ^^
Rigi: ya I know ^^

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Rigi: Kyomi hello ^^

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Rigi: well then I better stay close to Remi-chan ^^
Remi: heheheh Rigi ^^ I'm ssstrong ^^

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Rigi: demons? well.....I guess not why?
Remi: Nii-chan! Sshe'ss like me! Thisss village iss all demonss ^^
Rigi: half-demons?
Remi: no I think mossst are full demonss like Dad iss....
Rigi: ah.....um....well as long as they don't try to eat me I guess I'm ok. So then Suki-san that means you're a full demon too?

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Rigi: is it ok? well....I guess
Remi: Come on Nii-chan! ^^
Rigi: um....ok
*Remi grabbs Rigi's arm and starts dragging him*

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Rigi: ^^ ya she eats quite a bit. I think she inherited Hachimata's high metabolism.
Remi: heheh Nii-chan! Nii-chan!
Rigi: Hm? Yes Remi?
Remi: Nii-chan be nice to Suki-sama ok ^^
Rigi: ^^ ok Remi.

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Rigi: no she just calls me that because I've know her since she was born ^^
Remi: heheh he'sss my Nii-chan!
Rigi: -_-' she has a tendancy to be possesive....

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Rigi: ^^ nice to meet you I'm Rigi Remi's cousin

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Remi: ^___^ um well ya know how humansss ssummon demonsss well I ssummoned a human ^^
Rigi: heh and well.....she messed up and I got kinda stuck here.....

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Remi: Nii-chan! Nii-chan! I know that'sss you Nii-chan!!!!!! *running for a long time and then stops* I knew it was you Nii-chan! *tackles a guy standing in a clearing*
Rigi: hm? Remi ^^ how are you?
Remi: hehehhehe Nii-chan! I knew you were going o show up sooner or later!
Rigi: heh so how ya been? (notice no s problem)
Remi: ^_^ fine

Rigi Asame age 17 actually Remi's cousin (on Maki's side). The Asamae familiy took in Remi after Maki and Hachi died. Remi grew up knowing Rigi as her Nii-chan eventhough they were cousins and Rigi was human.

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Remi: chakra......o_0 Nii-chan????? *takes off running*

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Remi: ^^ heheheh

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Remi: ^^ and we can play hide and seak like you and Dad....er...rather Dark did ^^

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Remi: ^_^ yay! that workss ^^ heheheh

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Remi: heheheheh for now at leassst ^^ but Suki-sama (Remi believes in the usual term of sama meaning someone she likes) where am I going to stay?

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Remi: ^^ k!

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Dark: heh whatever......*walks off*

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Remi: hold on for a sssec.....*runs over to Dark* hey!
Dark: hm?
Remi: you beter come back sssome time!
Dark: heh ok kid

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Dark: heh that wassss fun
One of Dark's clones: ya but ya know it would be no fun if we told D. Kyuu-kun and him get mad at ussss
Another of the clones: ya and then he would probably want more blood
Last clone: ssso what are we going to do then?
Dark: hmmmm chesss anyone?
All the other clones: ssssure.....

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Dark: *isn't hiding but standing in the flames with three other clones* *all three of them are talking* can't kill me that easssy.....

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Dark: heh well have fun then *eighty clones appear* which one is the real one? *all the clones are saying it*

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Dark: *twitches annd then bursts into water* meh if you didn't realize it wasss a clone that isss jussst sssad.....

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Dark: *steps out of the way* meh

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Dark: they are though
Remi: =(

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Dark: meh....gamesss are for children
Remi: hm....what do you think they're doing?

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Dark: *gets up* ok I'll count to 100 ok?

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Dark: *gets tackled into the water* ugh.......fine I'll be it.....

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Dark: dam I hate water........*kicks some of the water* if you're going to play like that then here *hand signs* Evaporation jutsu *most of the water evaporates into steam*

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Dark: *catches the katana between two of his fingers* meh I believe it isss you who ssshould ssstay on the defensive.

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Dark: heh assssss you wisssh.....*nails grow* heh........

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Dark: blood isss blood and you and D. Kyuubi ssseem to like mine for sssome reasson. Heh..........

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Dark: heh you ssssound like D. Kyuubi with all that bloodlussst ^^. Heh sssorry but I can't waste blood on you *hand signs and his shoulder heals up* D. Kyuubi usssesss enough of it asss it isssss....

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Dark: *doesn't budge but turns quickly around and punches Suki in the shoulder* meh you could sssay that I've mellowed out a bit *continues punching hitting main chakra points* or not.

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Dark: heh you might have remembered thissss from Hachi, but we both prefer the defence rather than offence. It'ssss just our way. *moves his hand away from his shoulder and a lot of blood drenches his shirt* Dam I liked that ssshirt....*takes his shirt off* ah well.....

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Dark: *jumps away* .......
Remi: Dark......
Dark: gah.....* grabbs shoulder* dam......

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Dark: dam it let go of my frickin sssshoulder you vampire! *kicks Suki off* *blood flies everwhere* dam now look what ya did.

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Remi: a bunch of ssstuff.....
Dark: get off perv!

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Dark: heh threatsss to what? these kids? heh.
Remi:............T_T Dark bring Dad back..........

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Dark: you take him too lightly.
Remi:............

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Dark:.......then Hachi would jump into my body again and maul ya.....
Hachi: Like hell I would! Don't traumatize my daughter!
Remi: ._.

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Dark:.......you were boring me.......
Hachi: Dark you baka do you have a death wissssh!

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Dark: *back with Remi* heh hey kid.
Remi: ........
Dark: guesss kidsss naturally don't like me heh.......

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Dark: *found another rabbit and is poking it's ears* ^^ kawaii....
Hachi: o_0 What in hell??
Dark: *picks up the rabbit* meh tachisaru jikoku (leave time or time to leave) *teleports away*

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Dark: *poofs into a rabbit and the rabbit cries*
Dark (real one): heh wana (traps) heh

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Dark: *hiding* ..................

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Dark: heh uwakimono (cheater)..........

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Dark: heh you can be the oni (demon in the japanese game of tag the oni is the person that counts frist)

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Dark: *disappears into a poof of smoke*
Hachi: hide and seek.....gah what is Dark like twelve????
Dark: hey I resent that!

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Dark: heh I'd like to sssee you try
Remi: they really don't like each other.....

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Dark: 0_0 dam violent one

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Dark: I can fight myssself if I want to dam it!
Remi: ._.

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Dark: Not a chance! I refussse to have anything more to do with him *under breathe* loussy bastard who hijacked my body
Hachi *in heaven*: Hey I can her you dam it!

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Dark: heh fine by me *starts fightin D. Kyuubi*
Remi: dad.......
Dark: I am not you dad quit it!

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Dark: *takes Ryusemi and slashes D. Kyuubi's side* heh it looksss like I've done more than you Ssssuki..............

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Dark: you're going to pay Chidori........
D. Kyuubi: you think that's going to work?
Remi: Daddy! Take Ryusemi! *throws the chess piece*
Dark: Don't call me that! Wha......*grabs the chess piece before it fals*
Rysemi: Remi.... why would she give me to the fowl likes of you Dark?
Dark: I don't like it either, but D. Kyuubi plansss to hurt her and you know my feelingssss on that

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D. Kyuubi: I don't care how many attack me I'll kill you all!
Dark: no *hand signs* You won't
Remi:........D. Kyu-chan........

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Dark: for now anywaysssss *hand signs and billions of snakes attack D. Kyuubi*
D. Kyuubi: I'm going to kill you for this Dark!
Dark: go ahead and try

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Dark: heh Remi you're pretty ssstrong for a three year old ^^
Remi: *shocked because he's smiling at her*...........
Dark: heh D. Kyuubi you ssshouldn't have threatened Hachimata'ssss daughter.....now I'm going to beat you........

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Dark: I hate to admit it but Hachi wasss half of me for the longessst time and we ssshared sssome feelingsss on thingsss heh......
Remi: ssshared?
D. Kyuubi: heh Dark then I'll get to execute you as well.

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Remi: I want to sssstay.
D. Kyuubi: heh a brave little one. I'm almost sad to have to kill her.
Remi:I-I have to do ssssomething.........*hand sighs* shadow possesion jutsu....
D. Kyuubi: heh you think that's going to work on me? W-wha.....
Remi: Don't ever touch Suki-san
D. Kyuubi: heh what is this little one? Such power at such a young age heh......Sorry little one *breaks the jutsu and does a fireball jutsu*
Remi: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Dark: *picks Remi up and gets out of the way*
Remi: Daddy?
Dark: No.....
D. Kyuubi: Dark what are you doing here?

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Remi:d-d-daddy *crying* I don't want thissss I don't want it....
Maki: Hachi! I can't watch this! Do something!
Hachi: I can't!
D. Kyuubi: heh weak threats from a weakling heh

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Remi: Don't hurt Sssuki-san!
D. Kyuubi: heh you want to die then little one? Fine by me
Remi: 0_0

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Remi: Sssuki-san! No you can't die! *running towards the battle*
D. Kyuubi: heh it's the little girl that led me here

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D. Kyuubi: Fireball jutsu! *burns the ice*

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Remi: *stands up* I can't ssstay still......
D. Kyuubi: heh you'll be dead in the end muahahahah.

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Remi:..........
D. Kyuubi: *smirking* bring it on

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Remi: I-I-I'll try to be ssstronger.....
D. Kyuubi: heh sorry but it doesn't work like that. *smirking* but if you want to be executed first be my guest.

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Remi: b-b-but it isss my fault *cries more*
D. Kyuubi: as I see it everyone here is a traitor to the beautiful world I am making and deserves to be executed.

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Remi: *crying more* it'ssss my fault *crying* mine.......
D. Kyuubi: heh I've been waiting patiently for someone to show me the way. I knew very well that Hachimtata had a daughter and that he would want to keep her somewhere safe so I simply kept an eye on her chakra signal and lookie what I found.

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Remi: *still crying but a little more quietly* h-hisss chakra.....I-I-I can feel everyone'sss chakra, but hisss iss sso.....*crying*
D. Kyuubi: *appears at the village entrance* heh what a nice place...too bad everyone in here is a traitor to demon kind and will have to die .......

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Remi: *crying* I feel hisss chakra! It hurtsssss *crying more* Daddy! *sobbing* Mommy! Ssssomeone! Make him go away! *sobbing*
Maki: Hachi what are we going to do?
Hachi: There'sss nothing we can do....if I try and enter Dark'sss body again hisss body will reject me and kill him......
Maki: HACHI DO SOMETHING!
Hachi: I can't!

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Remi: if it wasss a color.....it would be black.......ahhhhhhh D. Kyuu-chan! *runs behind Suki* Make him go away! Make him go away!

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Remi: naw I'm not hungry.....but I do feel thisss weird chakra coming.....

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Remi: :( ah well it wasss fun while it lasssted.....

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Remi: aw....:(

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Dark: dam him! Goessss and messsesss with me and hassss me deal with thosssse ssstupid angelsssss!
Remi: dad?
Dark: Do I look like your father????
Remi: ._. what happened?
Dark: Pft he had to go back and deal with the angelsss up there *points up* anywaysss I have places to be and thingsss to be done later........*poofs away*

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Remi: ^^
Hachi;.............good luck becaussse Dark issss in my head right now.....
Dark: Gah finally back dam him......*looks around* -_-'

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Remi: no you don't
Hachi: he jusssst sssaid they did.....
Remi: no I already ate 'em
Hachi: 0_o Suki are you sssure you'll be able to take care of thisss little one?
Dark: Hachimata I want my body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hachi: ya but other than that it'ssss ok for the mossst part

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Hachi: nope not at all. I can eat up there but it doessssn't tassste like anything.......

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Hachi: heh *takes a bite* mmmmmmmm real food issss ssso much better than never getting hungry
Remi: ?
Hachi: when you're dead you never eat heh....I almossst forgot what food tasted like heh.

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Hachi: *notices the cake and twitches*
Dark: IF YOU MAKE ME FAT HACHIMATA I'M GOING TO.....*gets tackled by angels again*
Hachi: I wonder if Dark'sss body hassss a high metabolissm.....

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Remi:*takes four full pies* yum! *eats them all in one bite* hehehe
Hachi: 0_0 sssshe'sss like Ssshukaku.....a bottomlesss pit!
Remi: ^^ yep!

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Remi: pie!
Hachi:...........

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Remi: *eats in all in one bite* yum that wasss good for a sssnack ^^
Hachi:........um........well......sssshe isss a growing girl.....
Remi: more please!

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Remi: I want it all! *really really big eyes* *starts stacking her plate about five feet high*
Hachi: 0_0 *puts food on his plate but remebers it's Dark's body and eats right*
Dark: YA YOU BETTER EAT RIGHT WITH MY BODY OR I'M GOING TO.........*tackled by angles telling him violence is not the answer*

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Remi: Yay! Food! *runs to the table*
Hachi: yum sssweetssss heh....

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Remi: *smiling* hehehe I'm done ^^ *points to a lifeless form* he'ssss jussst unconciousss don't worry ^^ he may not wake up for another thirteen daysss or ssso, but he isss alive ^^
Hachi:..............dam.........
Dark: 0_0 Note to ssself....when I get back....I ssssshould ssstay away from Hachimata's daughter.....
Maki: you get 'em honey! ^^ *loves a girl beating up a mean guy*

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Remi: *grabbs Jii by the throat and picks him off the ground* (heheheh how can she do that when she is so short I will never know) I didn't forget about you *evil grin*
*censored for graphic violence*
Hachi: ._..............

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Remi: Grrrrrrrrr DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN! *gives Rino and Ijioi a set on matching black eyes*
Hachi: 0_o violent......mussst be from her mother'sss side.....
Dark: s**t sssshe isss ssscarry......
Maki: hehehehhe ^^ *happy to see her daughter taking control of the situation*
Kai: heh -_-'

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Hachi; heh I don't.....I don't trusssst anyone with the world being the way it isss right now *meaning D. Kyuub and Dark running the place* but it'ssss not like I can hijack Dark'sss body all the time....
Dark: HELL YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! GIVE ME MY FRICKIN BODY DAM IT!
Angels: Now Dark don't talk like that
Dark: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TWITSSSSSSSSSS!
Remi:........Dad?
Hachi: heh I guesss I'll have to learn sssoon becaussse I can barely keep a hold of Dark'sss body at the moment heh.....

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Remi: ! Daddy!!!!!!!
Hachi: Enough! *hand signs* no one can move but him* No more. Remi isss far too young to deal with life threatening thingssss... *goes over and picks Remi up*
Remi: *near tears* d-d-daddy
Hachi: later Ssssuki...........*walking away*

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Remi: ssssorry ^^ not going to work *makes around fifty clones* which iss the real? heheehehhe
Hachi: for a three year old........but sssshe'sss my thre year old......
Maki *in hevean*: you get 'em sweet heart!
Dark *fighting off the angels still*: Hachi dam it I want my friggin body back!
Hachi: -_-'

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Hachi: wait for it..............
Remi: *breaks out of the ground looking kinda unimpressed* dang he'sss weak......

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Remi: ...........*is bored and starts staring at the clouds*......*but doesn't forget the fact she is in a battle*
Hachi: worssse then Sssshikamaru........
Shikamaru: Hey I take offense to that!
Hachi: Why are you here?
Shika: ._. *runs for his life*

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Remi: Ryusemi-chan I need you to do me a favor.....
Ryusemi: Yes?
Remi: take your dragon form please.....
Hachi: o_0 she asksssss........
Ryusemi: as you wish m'lady

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Remi: .........*walks outside*
Hachi: crap.......*walks outside too*

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Remi: It'ssss ok I inherited a little thing from Daddy ^^ *pulls out the black knight chess piece* ^^ come forth Ryusemi!
Ryusemi: My Lady Remi how may I serve you?
Hachi: o_0 Ryusemi???
Rysemi: Ah Lord Hachimata.....how's death treating you?
Hachi: meh could be better. But ssstill Remi....when did you manage to pull Ryusemi from his chesss form. That isss a very dificult move for sssomeone ssso young....
Remi: ^^ it wassss easssy Dad ^^
Hachi:...........
Remi: ok letssss go clonesss! *only one has chidori still going* ^^

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Remi: ^^ ok *hand signs* ssshadow doupplegangerssss ^^ and *more hand signs* chidori ^^
Hachi: 0_o my three year old child.....

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Remi: *angry now* That'sss it *grabs his arms and breaks them like Maki did a while ago* grrrrrrrrrrrr don't call me a ssshrinp and expect to live.

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Remi: .......I'mm going to break every lassst bone in your body *talking to the dragon demon* and after than I will carry you to a hossspital and do my own form or sssurgery on you.......
Hachi: o_0 that wasss worssse than what I wass going to sssay.....
Dark *in heaven still fighting off the angels* o_0 Hachi'sss daughter sssure hasss a mouth.......
Maki: she gets it from her father's side of the family
Ka: 0_o

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Hachi: *looks at Dark's watch* hm about ten more minutessss
Remi: =)

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Hachi: -_-'
Remi:........-_-'

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Hachi: sssso many demonssss
Remi: ok.....

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Hachi: It'sss acutally more interesssting that people usually thing. We have these thingssss to do all the time....kinda like a cruis
Dark: Get me out of here! *trying to climb a wall*

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Hachi: heh it'sss almossst asss big asss my houssse back in hevean...wonder how Dark'sss doing dealing with the angelsss heh
In Heaven
Dark: Get away from me all of you! *on a stool*
Angels: Come on Dark turn good!
Dark: Not on your life or death!
Maki: *lives with Hachi and Kai in heaven now* Sigh Hachi better come back soon I hate having to deal with Dark........

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Hachi: heh it'sss huge heh....mussst be lonely
Remi: ya all by yourssslef.

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Hachi: hm.... *goes back to making a regular bomb* heh

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Hachi: *makes a bomb*
Remi: dad?
Hachi: *looks at Remi and instead makes a letter bomb*

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Hachi:.............sssick.....:P

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Hachi: I hate to break it to ya kid but I'm already dead..

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Hachi:..........*trying not to laugh* good luck with that
Remi: dad would wup your a**
Hachi: -_-' Remi you're only three don't talk like that
Remi: oh....ok dad

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Remi: more like a pssssyc ward heh
Hachi: 0_o Remi that'sss not very nice
Remi: but it'sss ture

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Remi: can we go dad?
Hachi: fine....I don't have to give Dark back hisss body for a while heh
Dark: Hey Hachi that'sss my body dam it!

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Hachi: no you can't *uses a soul freezing jutsu of his own desigh* heh heaven givesss unexpected resssultsss you won't be able to move for the next three hoursssss
Remi: that issss ssso cool dad!

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Remi: heh it'sss not like he cann run with my ssshadow possesssion heh

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Remi: Sssshadow possession jutsu *freezes Ijioi*

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Hachi: the only onesss I've ever had to take care of are Kai Maki and Remi. Couldn't imagine an entire village heh.
Remi:.........

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Hachi: heh you have ssso much work to do Sssuki heh not me ^^
Remi: 0_o

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Remi: -_-' um.......
Hachi: don't worry about it.........

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Hachi: oh Remi your mom sssayss to keep brussshing your teeth. Sssshe knowsss when you don't
Maki *in heaven* : yes I do!
Remi: um...ok.....

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Hachi: *smirks* heh Hachi-kun will do
Remi: ^^ Daddy ^^ *hugs Hachi*
Hachi: ^^ *hugs Remi*

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Hachi: *still looks like Dark on the outside red eyes and everything* what are you looking at?

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Remi: I want to try! *tackles Reno to get some pudding* hehehehe

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Remi: *stares* you have funny hair hehehe
Hachi: heh.........gonna ssstart another fight Remi?

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Hachi: o_o no dating till sssshe'ssss ssixteen!
Remi:.....um....when you sssay date you mean like marriage??? *she maybe really smart in some areas but others heh*

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Remi: kitsss are ssstrong! ^^ that'sss why I like 'em! Ssso thisss isss your bf.....hm can I have him? I pormice I'll take care of him! ^^
Hachi: XO *ROFLing* God ssshe thinkssss a bf isss a pet hahahaahahhaah.....
Kyuubi: *flinching* .......

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Hachi:........Kyuubi Sssuki ate my cup cakessss
Kyuubi: o_0 Hachi why are you alive?
Hachi: -_-' gee that'sss a warm welcome.....
Remi: 0_0 ohh a Kitsume! *jumps out of Hachi's arms* hey Kit-san!
Kyuubi: o_0
Remi: Kit-san Kit-san! Aunt Sssuki ssaysss I'm going to get a boy friend! Do you know what that iss Kit-san? Ssshe ssays it's very important! And that mom and dad we're boy friend and girl friend! Kit-sssan do you hear me????
Hachi: sssshe sssure doesss talk alot when ssshe wantsss to.....
Kyuubi; *trying to get over the whole Kit-san thing* Suki.....um....

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Hachi: becausssse one if I hit a girl I'll be looked down on....and if I hit Kyuubi'sss girl I'll be killed again....ssso I'll call Kyuubi and have him deal with it all ^^.
Remi: Dad are you finished yet?
Hachi:*goes and picks up Remi* heh

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Hachi: *eye twitching* Kyuubi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hachi: sssseriousssly Ssssuki what am I to do with you?

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Hachi: WTF??????

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Remi: o_0 .....dad?
Hachi: oh hey Remi ^^ *pats Remi* I jussst borrowed a body isss all ^^ *still patting Remi*
Remi: dad.....are you mad or sssomething?
Hachi: ^^ sssomething like that.....let me talk with your Aunt Ssuki ok?
Remi: A-a-a-aunt? o_0
Hachi: *grabs Suki* now then.....

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Remi: why would I want one? Are they that important?
Hachi: *goes and posseses Dark who is still living*
Dark: B**** get out of my body!
Hachi: I NEED IT NOW DARK! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dark: 0_0 ok ok......
Hachi *uning Dark's body*: Sssssssuki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Remi: ? Boyfriend?
Hachi:......................I'M GONING TO KILL YOU SUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Remi: ^^
Hachi:..........

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Remi: oh.....hehehehehe *hits Ijioi on the head* heheheeh
Hachi: *hist forehead* sssshe'sss going to make a lot of enemiesss if thisss keepssss up......

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Remi: *slaps forehead and leaves a red dot*
Hachi: don't hurt yourssself Remi!

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Remi:.......that issss ssso weird.....dad wasss ssso weird.....-_-'
Hachi: *laughing to hard and yells* no not like that! I burned chakra and then ate heheheeh.....

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Remi: Chakra doing what?????
Hachi: *yelling and laughing* Chakra eating sssilly!

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Remi: um it's metabolism......and even with an exstremely high one....how.......

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Remi: ._. but you just said he was skinnny.....how could he eat like that????/

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Hachi: becaussse I exercize!

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Remi: 0_o how?????

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Hachi: *slaps forehead*
Remi:.....really???

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Hachi: Next time i won't be ssso nice!
Remi: o_0

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Remi: I bet he'sss mad hehehe
Hachi: Hell ya!!!!!!!!!!

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Hachi:..........*slaps forhead*
Remi: ow something happened.....

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Hachi:.................567 that'ssss all
Remi: I think he hid a lot....

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Remi: o_0 how many did dad have?????
Hachi:........

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Hachi: Sssshukaku ssstole my clossset one!
Remi: I keep thinking I hear dad.....

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Remi: I found the one he made look like a dresser hehehe it was a fridge heheeh.....
Hachi: LEAVE MY STASSSSSHESSSSS ALONE! DAM IT! OR I'LL SSSSICK DARK ON YOU!
Dark: dude and why would I do that?
Hachi:..............

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Remi: sssstassssh? Like the sssstaasssh of cup cakessss I found in dad'sss room?
Hachi: REMI! DON'T TOUCH MY SSSSSTASSSSH!
Random other guy: up Hachimata you're dead why would you care about it?
Hachi: *beats up random other guy* uh oh.....

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Remi: hahahhaahhaahahha

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Remi: ................sake tastes bad though........

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Remi: eh? I don't drink though

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Remi: ^^ yep and he told me where the ssake isss hehehe

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Remi: ._. .-. :1

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Remi: ._. I don't eat meat. I eat eggss that'sss the closest thing to meat

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Remi: yay! *grabs Suki's leg*

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Remi: :( but.....sstill I'm only three ssso I have a long while....

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Hachi: *dying of laughter* gah I never laughed ssso hard while I wasss living heh

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Remi: so does that mean he had one or that he does have one?
Hachi:hahahaahahha

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Hachi: or making mysssself laugh!
Remi: wass dad really that funny? ._.

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Hachi in heaven: hahahahahahahahaahah
Remi: ._.

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Remi: *in emo corner* hey why iss there a cup cake in here?????

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Remi: *finds her dad's emo corner and goes and sits in it*

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Remi: Now you're wrong! Dad never got to live forever with Mom! *starts crying*

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Remi: there iss not resson heh ^^
Hachi:...........

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Remi: heh I'm only three and way ssssmarter than you :P
Hachi *still in heaven*: My Remi.....thissss will turn out badly....

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Hachi: *cracking up with laughter in heaven* gah if I wassssn't already dead I would be dying of laughter......
Remi: hey be nice!

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Remi (Hachi's kid with Maki if you remember): heh Suki-kun iss ssemss to be very popular...
Maki: heheheh yep too bad you dad isn't here to see this.....
Hachi *still in hevean*: ROFL

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Hachi: *kicks back and relaxes in heaven* hm.........

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Hachi: sssssorry but I have all the cup cakessss I want up here! *went to heaven*

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Hachi: b-b-but I like being dead! It's ssso nice and I get to eat whatever I want and lotsss of other ssstuff.....
Kai: Hachi!

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Kai: *goes and throws up* @0@
Maki: Kai are you ok?
Kai: ............no............
Hachi: *laughing eventhough he's dead*

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Kai: but.....he's girliler than Sakura......
Hachi: *daed*
Maki: :((((

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Kai: ._. no I'm straight......Haku's a girl right???
Hachi: *dies of laughter and goess and talks to Dark in hell*
Dark: great you raisssed one hell of a kid.....
Hachi: hahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahah but ya gotta admit thissss isss funny.....

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Hachi: asss long assss everyone knowssss I'm a guy it'ssss all good....
Maki: heh
Kai: Haku was hot!
Hachi: *slaps forehead*

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Hachi: *bursts out laughing* hahahahhahahaha
Maki: don't sufforcate Hachi.......
Kai: ._.

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Hachi: *slaps forehead again* bi......
Maki:..........
Kai: I thought Kyuubi-sempi was bi......

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Hachi- You sssshould ssend her to hell with Dark......
Dark in hell- Dam him! *kicks the ceiling which is Hcahi's floor*
Hachi- ow.....

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Hachi: *smakcs forehead almost to the point of knocking himself out*
Maki: *sighs* oh dear
Kai: hahhaahha

(Heheheh maybe....)

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Maki: hehhe I wanted to enjoy doing it ^^
Hachi: *Emo over losing his emo corner*
Kai:....note to self.....don't get an emo corner.......

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Hachi: heh no one's dessstroyed my emo corner yet *goes and sits in his emo corner*
Maki: GET OUT OF THE EMO CORNER! *drags Hachi out of the emo corner and then lights it on fire*
Kai: 0_0

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Hachi:.............
Maki: ._.
Kai: achooooo!

Raijuu: Maki scared me cucucu
me: but is good to know she love HAchi-kun so much ^^
Raijuu: yep you are right hehe

¤Raijuu¤/vdr

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Kai: no I just have alergies....
Hachi: heh *reading one of Maki's books on demons* they are sssso off heh.....
Maki: *looks over Hachi's shoulder and reads "Hachimata a dark snake demon known to cause damage where ever he goes"

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Hachi: hehe heh? ^^'
Maki: hahahahah hehehehe yep ^^
Kai:.......alrighty then......