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Akane:You are going to use your cuteness to stop me. That won't happen.*blows a dog whistle*Oh Cerberus!

Cerberus:*licks Akane's cheek, then growls at Yasu*

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Akane:Why thank-Wait a minute! I know what you are doing, you scum!*loosens grip of the rope a little bit*

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Akane:*ties Yasu above a pit of boiling lava*Anyway last words before we torture you two to death?

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Akane: Don't worry, Deidrex. I asked Jess's heartless, Jiji, to tape it all. See?

Jiji:*is holding camara cutely and waves to the audience*

Akane:Now let's have some fun.>XD

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Akane:Okay, I'll do Yasu and you do Kyomi!*grabs Yasu by the tail and grabs a buzzsaw in the other hand*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: No, I just promised Hachi first

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:So, what does that mean, "First come, first serve"?

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Akane:I dunno. I didn't think we can get this far....How about we skin them alive?>XD

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: I met you after I met some other demons

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Okay then, please continue....

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Akane:Let's bag us a cat!XD*puts Yasu in a brown bag*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: No I wasn't going to say that

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Akane:*humming a tune as she is cutting off the fur of the tail*>:)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Yes....I know what you are going to say. You need someone to be more mature than me. I've been through this before, Teme!*sulks about the older part*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: You know I'm older than you, right?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*turning a little back to normal*I'm listening, you got 10 seconds...

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Okay Shukaku, can you listen?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess:True...wait here.*goes to Shukaku's ear*Sensei, Kyuubi wants to talk to you. It's very serious.

Shukaku:Fine Jessy.*starts listening*

Jess:*smirks*He's all yours, Kyuubi...

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Akane:Okay.*takes out cotton from ears*Bring Yasu here or we cut your ears and tail out.*get ready to cut the tail out*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: It's not like he'll listen!

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Akane:I'm listening.*thinking that we should use a big weapon*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess:Really, okay then it's your problem to tell him, not me.

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: It isn't my fault! I promised it to Hachi before I even knew Shukaku

@:

Akane:*cuts Kyomi's hair badky*Now, we need to groom Yasu!>:}

@:

Akane:Let's give him a hair cut!XD*takes out a buzzsaw*

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Akane:Way to go, Deidrex!^^ Now we can torture him and his girly body!!!XD

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*doesn't say a word*

Jess:Me too. Be right back Deiara.*goes to Kyuubi*Sensei is just mad at you because he's never picked to be the next biju king. He would get pissed everytime he doesn't get picked for anything mature like. He blames it on the day he turned demon, but he never says anything about it.

@SandLover13:

Deiara: T_T I hope so
*Kyuubi is surrounded by sand*
Kyuubi: What?!

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Akane:How did you know?^^*rolls her dice*

Me:-_-'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess:*realizes what Deiara is saying, then whispers*Okay. Actually, I didn't really rape Taro. One of my demons, Asura, had proably wanted to rape him. I still like him, but I wouldn't have the guts to rape Taro.

Shukaku:Sand Coffin...*sand surrounds Kyuubi*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: It may either be Hachi, my kid, or Chiyoko for your information.
Deiara: *whispers* T_T I know that I don't have to, but it's either I stick around or you and Taro could rape one another

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:The only reason I do it is that I can finally beat you and prove that I am worthy enough to be a Biju King. One day you'll be gone and someone would have to take your place. If you say Hachi, I'll kill you right now.*growls*

Jess:*whispers*It could be worse than this. I can think of many things worse than this! Besides, they only way he could calm down is if he drinks my blood. We would be fine for now. You don't have to go through this if you don't want to.*rubs Taro's stomach*

@SandLover13:

Deiara: *whispers* Do you realize that we have a 99 foot medic ninja that is drunk and can kill people on our hands?!"
Taro: *hiccups*
Kyuubi: *growls* I don't think mine are bigger, I just don't think it really matters when you make everything a competition

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess:*whispers*It depends. I made the same blood mistake with Vane. Now he's 50 feet tall forever. Let's just hope Taro doesn't do anything bad when he's this tall...

Shukaku:So your teeth are better than mine? Show me.

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Akane:Owww. Instead of poking me to death, you wanna play poker with me?*takes out dice*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *scoffs* Yeah, your bottom teeth can't be beat.
Deiara: *whispers rapidly* So he could end up stuck like this?! We have enough issues don't you think?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Shut the hell up about my claws AND Misa! At least I have better fangs than you.*smiles, showing sharp fangs*

Jess:Hi Taro. Sorry if we woke you up, but we're trying to make you your regular size again.^^ *to Deiara*I dunno how. There is a possiblity that Taro's height might be pernament or not.*shrugs*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *smirks* Check in the mirror, yours are no better. You're becoming as blind as your sister
Deiara: I know that he can fix your arm, but *points to Taro* How are you going to fix that? *jabs Taro with kunai*
Taro: *wakes up* who's tickling me?
Deiara: *slaps forehead*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:HA! You call those small things claws!?*brings out bigger and sharper claws and starts clawing at Kyuubi*

Akane:Screw you, Frosty. I'm going to Christmas Town.*teleports out of here*

Naara:*sigh*Well, Pein is calling me. See you Dei.*teleports as well*

Jess:But Deiara, I'm okay. Taro is a medical ninja. He can heal my-*looks at giant Taro sleeping*arm...O_o......

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Shukaku:I'm not going to get the kit drunk. He's too young for it anyway. The only possible worse thing that I can do to your baby is that the kit will be 20 feet tall.O_o

Akane:*just stares at Kyomi and pokes him with keyblade*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: And clawing your face out will be mine! *starts scratching at Shukaku*
Xait: T_T This is why I don't get you
Deiara: Yeah he does, he's Kyuubi's stone after all *looks at Jess* o_O That ain't good you know Jess
Taro: *yawns* I am content...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:No Teme, I call making your life a living hell my hobby.*smiles evilly*

Akane:*looks away stubborn*

Naara:Blaze, the Spirit Stone, likes candy?

Jess:It's okay Taro, you can drink as much as you want.^^*tastes her own blood*Hmmm, I don't get the difference but I think my blood tastes good. Look Deiara, I can wave my arm in different ways!^^*waves limp arm*

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Akane:OH C'MON PEOPLE, ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO STOP OUR CHAOS!!! GAMEX, HIX, TRISKIX, KYOMI, ANYBODY!!!???

Shukaku:*goes on all 4's*Please, please, please, please, please.*keeps on saying please*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *clenches claws* You call turning my life into hell nothing?!
Xait: *scoffs* Excuses. excuses. *grabs kama back and it extends*
Deiara: T_T If that happens then I'm either going to kill them or cut off Blaze's candy supply because I'm paying him to keep an eye on them.
Taro: *lets go* Sorry about that. Your blood is addicting

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*dodges tail*At least it's not my fault that you wanna kill me for no damn reason.*grabs Kyuubi's neck and throws him far away*

Akane:I DO have a reason, I just don't want to tell you. It will cause you conflict.*blocks kama with Keyblade*

Naara:-_-'He might do that...Geez I'm bored. The only thing that would make this chaos worse is if your fox trio shows up and kidnaps me.-_-'

Jess:....My arm's asleep again...just letting you know...

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *gets hit with air bullet* It isn't my fault that you're wanting to be a spoiled brat about it *swings tail*
Taro: Yeah, I can see how that'd come to be. *goes back to drinking*
Deiara: -_-' Itachi'd probably burn the dog once he got it
Xait: *moves out of the way* Why do you torture me, you have no reason. *throws kama*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*spits out an air bullet*If you hadn't pick Hawaii, none of this would've happen. Why didn't we go to Ancient Egypt like other people?

Jess:*looks at the hair colors*Yeah, you got a point there. I think ShukakuXKyuubi came to be when GaaNaru was created. It makes sence if you realize it...

Naara:My day was boring too. Your cousin Itachi is getting a dog for blind people if he keeps on using genjutsu.-_-'

Akane:*melts Xait's hair with lava*

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Shukaku:Understood.O_o

Akane:MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA why isn't anyone stopping us?!*still attacking trees from left to right*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *skids off after punch and taking a little flesh with him* How did I start this?! *jumps and spits out a large fireball*
Xait: T_T don't even go there *kicks her in the side*
Deiara: ... Pretty boring. I haven't been really doing anything
Taro: *lets go* That makes me wonder why Minx said Kyuubi was ken and Shukaku was barbie... *thinks* Maybe because of their hair color

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*laughs at the claw inside him*At least I'm not the one who started this! Moon EarthQuake Punch!*punches ground and ground starts shaking*

Akane:Since Shukaku and Kyuubi are fighting...*punches Xait*Baka!XD

Naara:How's your day so far, Dei?

Jess:Now that I think about it, Kyuubi would be the girl in the Shukaku+Kyuubi relationship...

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *coughs up blood* I'm... not... the one... who brought... them here... *sinks claws into Shukaku*
Taro: *stares at finger and then gets it in his mouth to drink* ^^
Xait: *slaps forehead* God what is wrong with you people?
Sosha: That's what I'm kinda wondering at this point T_T
Deiara: Hi Naara

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Let's get something straight here...Don't you put Jessy into this!*uses tail and claws to cut through Kyuubi's throat*

Jess:Taro, you really wany ShukakuXKyuubi in here do you?*gives bloody finger to Taro*

Akane:Beat him up, throw him out, RA RA RA!*voting for either side*

Naara:This is pointless...The loser of this match will be captured by yours truely.*points to himself in Akatsuki cloak, then goes into Naruto voice*Hi Dei-Dei, believe it!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *flicks it with his tail* I'm forced, unless you forgot, to give that brat hand-outs *slams one tail on ground*
Deiara: This isn't funny
Taro: No... it's hilarious...
Sosha: *slaps Taro upside the head* You know the chaos these two can cause?
Taro: ^^ Yes
Sosha: T_T ... why I hang around you, I don't know...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Toad, Shmoad...It's still YOUR chakra!!!*summons up a Sand Spear and flings it towards Kyuubi*

Jess:Hey guys, Sensei and Kyuubi are fighting in their darker demon forms!

Every OC:*sits and watches while eating pop corn*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Correction, your payback should be aimed at the baka Naruto and that giant toad, but whatever *laughs* Bring it on *digs claws into ground and chakra flares*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:This move is payback for the fight at the Chunin Exams! Wind Style:Sand Storm Devastation!*mouths surround the skin and exhale*Don't even bother trying to do something. My wind chakra will blow anyone *hic* away in seconds!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *smirks and starts laughing* I was hoping you'd do that. You never were the brightest Baka

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*Shukaku tastes the blood in delight*

Shukaku:You know Teme, in the anime I was the one who was more blood-thristy. I mean look at Gaara, he spills it all the time for me.*eyes glow a bright yellow*

Me:Now, it got boring...-_-'

Shukaku:Not anymore.*drinks sake*SCREW THE *hic* RULES, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING!*turns into demon human-sized form, yellow hair is sticking out*So what *hic* you got, Teme?

@SandLover13:

*Kyuubi gets cut and starts to cough blood up*
Kyuubi: It's far than over *swipes some blood from his cheek and splatters it towards Shukaku

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Shukaku:Oh sure, EVERYONE picks Hachi cuz' he's better!*mocking tone*

Akane:*starts destroying stuff, then stops*Wait a minute, what happened? No one is running away or doing anything!!!! Maybe I should get Frosty to join here...or maybe I can summon up some buzzsaws!XD

Me:Hey Suki, while this randomness is happening, I've just written some stories about Akane if you want to read them. It's at this website:

Akane and Rosaxi Stories

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*sand turns to glass-like weapons*

Shukaku:Up yours, Teme!*transforms demon hand and trows the glass shards at Kyuubi*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *smirks* and I have no ordinary flames, you forget that too, Baka

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:You forgot one thing, Teme. This ain't no ordinary sand.*sand doesn't turn into glass*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Where sand appears, glass can form. Giant Fireball jutsu!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*sand clone disappears*

Shukaku:Congrats, you just made me very ANGRY! Giant Sand Tsunami!!!*Tsunami appears*

@SandLover13:

*clone disappears*
Kyuubi: Says the worst rapist in history *kicks Shukaku's face*

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Shukaku:Damn-_-'....

Akane:YEAH! Hello beings called Biju. You'll now be taking orders from us nobodies. Prepare to perish.>XD*summons a lava tsunami*

Me:O_o*backs away*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me:Yes you should. It's about time Shukaku gets in trouble as always.

Shukaku:*wrist starts forming into sand*That's the best you got, Rapist?*kicks Kyuubi in the balls*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *growls and twists Shukaku's wrist*
Me: You want me to start out?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me:I can't wait...

Shukaku:*grab's Kyuubi's leg and cracks it*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *cuts wrist and jabs Shukaku*
Me: Yeah, I think we can

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*dodges kunai*Ha, you missed Anorexic Fox!*claws Kyuubi's jaw*

Me:I think we can continue this on posts...

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Fine ya fat tanuki! *throws a kunai knife*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*already has tail and ears out*BRING IT ON, FOXY!!!!

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Shukaku:Horray!^^

Akane:I like the way you think!>X)*gets some lava ready*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: I know you are happy and my best friend, but YOU GET ME MAD AND I'M GOING TO FIGHT *ears and tails pop out*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*flips Kyuubi backwards*Sorry Teme! I'm too busy thinking about my date with Yuri-Chan.YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN!!!!

Me:Wow...O_o

@SandLover13:

Me: ... Holding in anger is bad apparently for Kyuubi...
Kyuubi: *burns off tape* I'll kill you! *jumps Shukaku and starts to strangle him*

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Akane:I have an idea, we either conquer this world or destroy the randmoness in flames.*yawns in boredom*

Me:*gets sick of Suki's cravings*

Shukaku:Well, what do you think?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Finally, THIS is the real Teme! Ahhhhh, good times.*slaps duck tape on Kyuubi's mouth*

Kyuubi: *punches a hole in the wall* EVERYTHING IS TURNING INTO A F-ING NUTHOUSE!
Me: O_o *backs away* anger issues, much
Kyuubi: *growls* I HATE THIS! I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! ESCIALLY BAKA'S COMMENT I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE FOR THAT!

@SandLover13:

Hachi: heh....missssssed.......
Triskix: nope I still remember you Akane T_T
Minx: heeheheheheheheh
Maki: Hachi's been working out
Hachi: o_o *nose bleed*...........
Triskix: *bangs head on desk* the love in here is sickening.......
Minx: I already have all the dollies and things ready!

@SojiRem:

Shukaku:Oh, I'm sorry Minx. I'll play with you AFTER I explain to Hachi that Yuri is MY mate!*punches Hachi*

Akane:Now everyone is ignoring me...-_-'

@SandLover13:

Minx: Shukaku! I just came to play!
Hachi *some how got dragged into it*: um....Sssshukaku???
Kai: hello!
Minx: hello puppy!
Kai: I am not a puppy T_T
Minx: yes you are puppy-wuppy!
Kai: -_-;
Hachi: meh......so Ssshukaku what exactly are you trying to do to my ssssisiter? *meaning Yuri*
Maki: XD heheheheheheheheheheh

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Shukaku:*shrugs*Okay!*mixes everything together and gives it to Suki*

Akane:-_-'We're all gonna die(fade away).

@SojiRem:

Me:I knew this would happen.-_-'

Shukaku:WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! Oh, hi Minx-Chan!

Akane:*backs away slowly*

@SandLover13:

Minx: DEIDREX IS MINE! *statrs spazzing* AND YOU ARE MINE ^^ AND EVERYTHING IS MINE!
Triskix: *takes twenty steps away* um.....ok then..........

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Shukaku:Finally someone likes my cooking! What would you like? Peanut Butter Shrimp, A rice ball with pepperoni, or just an anchovie, blood, cotton-candy pizza?

Me:I remember now, Akane and Deidrex are in the graveyard, going to see Jack. Maybe we could put Xeros, Tanex, Minx, and Gamex in the story as well. Maybe they can capture Deidrex. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!>XD

Akane:O_O*backs away slowly*

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Me:*thinks*I forgot!!!!T_T

Shukaku:O_O Okaaaaayyy, I wonder if Yuri has weird food cravings.*gives beef jerky dipped in frosting to Suki tehn backs away slowly*

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Shukaku:Umm Suki, the game is called Fetch. You are supposed to catch it.-_-'

Me:By the way CK, in the Organization, I posted how Akane and Deidrex found out about Organization Zero. While Setxune and Xyris was reporting to the leader, Deidrex and Akane went to Halloween Town to stop Organization Zero. Deidrex went into her cute witch form and blah blah blah. Can you continue from there please?

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Shukaku:I didn't notice you gained weight. Yuri might gain a lot of weight if she's pregnent. Kyuubi will love you whether you are fat or not.*hugs Suki then throws Corn Pops in the air*