@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: T_T *wraps duct tape around Shukaku's hands and feet*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:MmmMmmmMmMmMm!(Translation:Let's see how you like it then!)*puts tape around Kyuubi's mouth*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: You're right, Baka. It's not funny... it's hilarious

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:MmmmMMMM!(Translation: Not Funny, Teme!)

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: It'll give me good dreams that's for sure ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Vane:Thanks dude.^^ Maybe the silence and/or Shukaku's pain can make you go to sleep.

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: ... Best day ever

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*rips out the tape from his mouth*I-OOOOOOOWWWWW, that hhurts!

Vane:*tapes Shukaku's mouth shut again*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: ... You know... I like Shukaku better this way

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Vane:No problem.

Shukaku:*pouts and tries to take off tape*

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: -///- Thank you for getting rid of his perverted thoughts. I'll try and see what I can do, but I owe you for doing that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Okay, the only thing right now would seem possible is that we talk about Suki. Now-

Vane:*tapes up Shukaku's mouth*

Shukaku:MMmmmmmmMmMMm!>:(

Vane:That gonna stop that dirty mouth of his. Anything I can do, Kyuubi?

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: ... T_T Nope... Dutch tried that and it didn't work. My body basically thinks the pills are germs and kills them on contact
Me: -_- Dude you are too complicated
Kyuubi: T_T Don't question me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess:*bursts into the room*WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!?! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME BLEEPING SLEEP!!!*puts 10 sleeping pills in Kyuubi's mouth, then leaves*

Shukaku:O_o That solves our problem...or does it?

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: HOW CAN I GO TO SLEEP WHEN I DON'T KNOW HOW?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:I'LL F-KING STOP IF YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY, TEME!!!!!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: NO! STOP DOING THAT!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:It proves you are just like me, a huge perverted rapist. This will ruin your reputation you know.Where was I? Oh yes, you kiss Suki's neck so forcefully. She does the same. Both your hearts beat out of their rib-cages. The kit inside is getting bigger each minute. Now you take off her underwear and touch-*is slapped*GOD, WOULD YOU STOP SLAPPING ME!?!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *blushing red and angry* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK GIVING ME THOUGHTS WILL ACCOMPLISH?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*slaps forehead*Okay, let's go back to the Suki idea. You're just lifting up her bra and trying to kiss her big b**bs when-*get slapped*OWWWWWW!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Heck, I don't know. I haven't been falling asleep for weeks so I can't remember

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Fine, at least what IS it that makes you sleepy anyway!?!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: T_T That'd just make me want to punch your face in

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:No, you'll be so bored that you'll fall to sleep. Okay, I have another plan. I'll tell you all about my past and what I hate about you!!!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: T_T Either way I probably won't be able to get to sleep

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Teme, do you want to go to sleep or not? Either you read the stories or face the songs at night. Your choice.

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: What?! Why would I do that?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Sorry, I couldn't resist.^^' Now one of the best ways of sleeping is to listen to a story. So.....I want you to read ALL the stories at UNFT and give them a rating! Once you read them all, tell me what was you favorite and your worse scene. Now MOVE!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Shut the hell up, you aren't making me fall asleep that way

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*holds face*OWWW! At least I tired to make you fall asleep.*sees Kyuubi's blush*I knew you did it to Suki, I knew you are so perverted.

@dutch13:

Kyuubi: First we need to find out if it's a girl or a boy, Dutch

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *turns red and slaps Shukaku in the face* DON'T DO THAT!

@dutch13:

Shukaku:*faints at hearing Yuri's name*

Jess:LOL, besides Shukaku-Sensei's blood tastes like sake anyway.

@dutch13:

Shukaku:Usually, everyone wants to hunt me. The Akatsuki, That Seimei guy in Naruto, a lot of other people...-_-'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:I'll help you go to sleep then.^^ Imagine you are in your bed with your underwear on. You are surrounded by Suki's huge, hot, sexy body. You lock lips with her, wanting more of the pleasure then you-

@dutch13:

Shukaku:Ohhhh...that's fine then.^^ I sometimes drink blood so no worries. About the bounty hunter thing, I thought Dutch was gonna hunt me down or something...O_o

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Yeah, currently I do

@dutch13:

Kyuubi: ... Actually... I feel happy

@dutch13:

Side effects? Like what kind???

Shukaku:Wiat a minute Dutch, aren't you a bounty hunter?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:Funny, that's what Gaara feels all the time. You have insomnia?*spits out lake water*

@dutch13:

Kyuubi and Shukaku always fight. Even the older members know it XD Shukaku pisses Kyuubi off to a certain point and they go at it...

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: *snickers and fishes Shukaku out of water* I'm not trying to be mean here, but I've been getting no sleep and I'm in a bad mood because of it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:And that's what they said when people walked on water using chakra. Wait, you have a point, also I ran out of chakra.*falls in lake and drowns*Curse you, TEME!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: No ninja, demon, biju, etc. can walk/fly on air unless they have wings... and you lack wings my friend ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:You forgot one thing! I can walk on air!!!*walking on air with chakra*HAHA!

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: Shut the hell up *sets fire to frozen lake below Shukaku*

@dutch13:

Pop corn and sake? Here you go! *gives sake and pop corn to Dutch, then rties to beat up Kyuubi*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*falls on floor laughing*

@dutch13:

Kyuubi: *glares* I heard that

@SandLover13:

Kyuubi: You didn't just call me a "the"! *growls and tries to lunge at Shukaku but gets held back

@dutch13:

But Dutch, Teme is always winning! Besides, I have broken the rules and Teme didn't do anything. Without fighting, this wouldn't be an interesting vacation. Look at the memories from New York, to Las Vegas, to the time Teme gone emo and tried to kill Naruto...those were good times.....

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku:*cracks knuckles*C'mon, I wanna kill the Teme!*gets dragged by people*

@wolfdemonchild9:

Me: They've always been like this. They're best friends, but also rivals, they won't kill each other
Kyuubi: Beg to differ

Yoni: you 2 have got to stop fighting! if you 2 die here are some problems 1, Kyuubi if you die your kid won't have a dad and i know how that feels. 2, Shukaku Yuri would be heartbroken now STOP!