I was sitting on a tall skycraping casino, waiting for the boxing torniment when A snail passed me by.
"Hey *hic* Ms.Beautiful!" I said smiling. She flung acid from her 4 tails at me. I dodged it.
"Sorry sexy Human, I don't like drunks like you!" She said. Why do people always assume that I'm human!?! I changed into my beast form. She was shocked completely.
"My name's Shukaku. What's *hic* yours?" I asked. She looked at me.
"The name's Alexis..." Alexis says, "How about you give me a drink?" I nodded as I moved my huge tail down to the bartender downstairs.
"Two sakes *hic* please!" I yelled. Earthquakes were made. The bartender got the drinks.
"Here ya go Shukaku." The bartender sounded like Taki. It was Taki. I quickly grabbed the drinks with my tail and raised it up to the roof.
"So, you're kinda big for a biju, huh?" Alexis said as she poked the bottle. I was drinking and blushing at her at the same time. She's hot for a snail. I was about to kiss her when a voice was heard.
"Ladies and Gents! The boxing match is about to begin!!!" What I saw next was terrfying. Zestu was on the other rooftop with boxing gloves waiting for me. I got up and charged at him. He dodged it, then bit my arm. I punched him out of the ring. He KOed. I won the first match. That was quick.
"Alexis! *Hic* Find Kyuubi and tell him the Akatsuki are here!!!" I said.
"And what will you be doing?" She asked. I shrugged. She walked-I mean slow walked away. I went to another bartender to get a drink. I saw kids in the streets waving at me. I can hear them.
"Look! Isn't that raccoon cool?"
"I love giant monsters!"
"He looks awesome."
I couldn't resist picking up the children and teens with my tail and put them on my back. At least I have fans and I'm gonna be on tv!
Some demon continue this please...
~Big Shukaku
This feeling that I have here is better than the one that I had in New York. Now I have to make Yuri-Chan bigger. But how? After I left Yurikami with Chiyoko, I went into a casino. Isonade is there. This is my chance....I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ow! Who ever you are speak up!!! I'm trying to win. If you're sure, Iso-teme! I thought. I yelled as loud as I could.
"HEY ISONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Isonade jumped. I gave him a heart attack. I looked down at him.
"What do ya know? *hic* We meet again Browser Poser!" I cracked my knuckles. Isonade gulped.
"Wait! I'm too young to die!!" Isonade begged for mercy. I dragged him to a closet. Then I took over a bar. Hachi was there waiting for me.
"Where have YOU been?" Hachi asked.
"How *hic* did ya know I was here?"
"Sssaw you on TV. The humanssssss ssssay that you are famousssssss." I can't believe my ears.
"Wow! I'm famous?"
"Yep. But now, you will come with me..." Hachi said. I ran, but accidently tipped over an open small sake bottle that flew into Hachi's mouth. I'm gonna die.......
"Thanksssss Shukaku. I needed that. Now prepare to DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Hachi yelled as he hit me on the head with the sake bottle. At least he's human for now. I drank my homemade sake and went back into the casino. Kakuzu was playing Black Jack. I wanted to play. Hachi was thrilled.
"If I win, *hic* you leave me alone and stop being drunk!" I yelled.
"Deal! I hope ya ready to die, Let's do thissss!" Hachi yelled.
"Hey! That's my *hic* line!!!"
(3 minutes later)
"Ugh! What happened?" asked a tired Hachi.
"Ummm *hic* I won at Black Jack?" Hachi fainted. I put him in the closet with a beat up Isonade and then ran down to get more sake. I grew 100 ft, then looked at a sign. It was a giants boxing compition. This will mean I have a stage name:The Big Drunky!
Continued by other demons....
~Big Shukaku
Well, I'm getting to be more normal. Ugh! I hate it. Actually, I kinda like that date I had with Chiyoko. But was ruined by Kyuubi's rage and Hachi's drunkness. Anyway, I bought Yuri-Chan a nice purple kimono with a matching bow. It looked so cute.
Then I led her to a rooftop. There was a huge bowl that I put there.
"Today, we are making sake!" I said cheerfully, "And for you, Yuri-Chan, a slushie." I put down a cup in front of Yuri-chan. Next I put wine and beer in my bowl, and ice in the cup. Fruit punch and Grape punch in both, also apples, chocolate and lots of sugar. I was finished with both of the contoctions.
"Are you sure this is a good idea, Shukaku-Sempai?" asked Yuri. She looked kinda worried. I smiled at her.
"It's okay Yuri-Chan. If anything goes wrong, you or any other demons won't ever get hurt. I promise. Now, Bottom's Up!" I started to drink all of the drink I had. Yuri-Chan liked the slushie. I noticed that nothing happened to me.
"Aww man! Nothing happened. I don't look sexy anymore." I complained.
"I like the slushie you made..." Yuri-Chan said smiling. I sighed and took Yuri-chan into a Casino hotel. I went in the hot tub, took off my shirt, and slept with Yurikami for the whole day.
(The next night)
I felt something hard bumping into my head. It was the ceiling. Again, stupid ceiling!>.< I opened my eyes and I found out that I was 50 ft. tall, squashed in a small hotel room.
"Yes. It worked. I'm damn sexy! Now how about some food. Where are you Yuri-Chan?" I said. I heard a meow inside my shorts. It was Yuri-chan.
"One minute, I was sleeping on your chest. The next thing I knew, I'm in your pants!" Yurikami said suprised. I laughed as I tried to get out of the room. It was hard, but I got out in the end.
"Okay, first we get something to eat.*hic* Then do whatever we want." I smirked. Yuri-Chan smiled as well. We turned invisable and went to the kitchen. Two skinny guys were talking when they saw random food flying in air. They panicked and ran away. I kinda felt bad, but I didn't care. I gave some ham to Yuri-chan.
"So, what's it like being big?" asked Yurikami.
"Well, *hic* I dunno. It's like being free. The world is your toy." I didn't know what to say. Yurikami was glad. Her eyes where sparkling.
"I wanna be big like you, papa!" She said. First Sempai, Now Papa!?!
~Big Shukaku >XD
Okay. I want more food and sake. Chiyoko and the others watched me eat every single thing.
"I'm gonna go with Shu-Kun. Yurikami, you go find Isonade-Sama. The other Akatsuki might be coming, so the rest of ya keep look out." Chiyoko instructed. Everyone agreed. A waiter was sobbing.
"That foolish man just ate all of the buffet. My buisness is ruined!" The waiter was crying. Yurikami went to look for Isonade and I picked up Chiyoko and put her on my head. I need to do something, first.
(AirPort)
I was ordering hotdogs when I saw almost every biju landing. I spilled mustard on the floor and sung a song-
Viva Las Vegas-
No! Not that song......
Shukaku:Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
"SHUKAKU!" I heard Kyuubi yell, "YOU ARE DEAD!!!" I laughed. Chiyoko started to sing.
Chiyoko:When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell
Kyuubi slipped on some mustard and flew to a kabob cart. I gnawed on some kabobs and grew 2 more feet.
Shukaku:A week without you
Chiyoko:Thought I'd forget
Shukaku:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Chiyoko:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Hachi was next in line. I had to run away. I threw cotton candy on the snake boy's eyes.
Shukaku:Everything I think is fun to do
But it means misery to you
Why can't I be
Y'know just me
Kyuubi got up and was running really fast. I informed the police right away. I turned myself and Chiyoko invisable.
Chiyoko:A week without you
Shukaku:Thought I'd forget
Chiyoko:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
"Bring back my sister!" Kyuubi yelled. A police officer(A/N:It's Kakuzu in disguise, I didn't notice cuz' I'm drunk.) came and stopped Kyuubi.
"Excuse me fox," He said, "For coming here, you give me $1,000,000,000."
"WHAT!?!"
Shukaku:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Both:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
"Where are we going?" asked Chiyoko. I drooled as I smiled.
"We're gonna *hic* have some fun!" I answered. I heard there's a wrestling compition and the winner gets sake, $1,000,000 , and food.
To be continued by other demons and Biju
~Drunk Shukaku
This would be Kyuubi's song if he was gonna kill me -_-'........
Kyuubi:Nooooooo!
2, 3, 4
Helpless,
My eyes are bleeding from the fear that's inside,
You sealed your demise when you took what was mine,
Don't try to stop me from avenging this world,
No voice to be heard
Waking The Demon,
Where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows,
Watch the blood flow,
There's not much longer, so don't try and fight,
Your bodies weakening, Walk to the light,
Those painful times so alone so ashamed,
I'm not coming back there's nothing to gain
Caution,
There's just no limits to the boundaries you push
I warned you but still you just f**k with my mind,
There's no escape from this rage that I feeel,
Nothing is real,
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Waking The Demon,
Where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows,
Watch the blood flow,
There's not much longer, so don't try and fight,
Your bodies weakening, Walk to the light,
Those painful times so alone so ashamed,
I'm not coming back there's nothing to gain
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Waking The Demon!
~Drunk Shukaku
