W-what does Orochimaru want? I was a bit scared to ask. I didn't have many pleasant experiences with him before... Lobos sighed, and it felt like a gust of warm air.
I was hoping you wouldn't ask that. It is not in your best interest to know. He looked at me, but I kept my face as calm as possible. Again, he huffed a sigh. I have heard him planning... Have you ever heard of Dark Kuuibi? Or maybe Dark Hachi? I was confused. What was he talking about? I heard some sort of barking sound, and realised he was laughing slightly. So, they did not tell you?
Lobos told me about Dark Kuuibi and Dark Hachi. The story sounded familiar... I shivered when blood appeared in the story he was telling. I hated blood. Everyone told me I was strange for that. "You're a demon, you should like blood," my mother told me once.
The gruesome tale had ended. I was still confused. What does that have to do with Orochimaru collecting biju? I winced at my own choice of words. He wouldn't try to awaken them, would he?
He has found a way... To create them. I didn't understand. Create what? He is creating... Others like them. Dark sides to the biju. But he needs demons to create a Dark... Once he is finished... Lobos trailed off, not bothering to complete his statement.
I've gotta get outta here... I've gotta get out... I wailed in my head. But how? All of my ways to get out of places like this lied in my voice, and I couldn't use it. Damn Orochimaru... He did this on purpose. So I couldn't escape. I started pacing from one side of the room to another, searching for a way out.
When I would get into the center of the room, it felt like my voice came back. I decided to try. I hummed slightly...
"Yes! It worked!" Lobos jumped at my sudden outburst. He didn't expect to hear my voice. "We're bustin' out!"
Someone please continue!! 
I got the inspiration to make this from reading about the Dark Kuuibi and Dark Hachi arc in 'Teh Biju Club' stories.
~koumori
I had enough with the games... I wasn't good at any of them!! I went back to the room, mostly because I was embarrassed. I broke nearly all the games out of frustration. I sighed.
I'm gonna hear about this later... I was thinking what I would do to get out of this mess while I walked through the door. Well, maybe Asura will have some ideas. "Asura? I need some help..." I trailed off as I realised the room was empty.
Oh no... Where is she?! I remembered Hachi was down the hall. Impatiently, without bothering to knock, I opened the door.
"Hachi-san? Have you seen Asura?"I was hoping he did, because I was sure Kuuibi already heard about my rampage in the game room...
"No, haven't seen her anywhere. Check with Kuuibi." Oh, great. The dreaded words. But i didn't care at this point. I slammed the door, found Kuuibi's room as fast as possible, and barged in.
"Kuuibi-san!!" Oh crap. He was talking with his girlfriend. It seemed serious, too.
"What?! Can't you see we're talking, here?!" Obviously, he didn't want to talk to ANYONE. He was too tired. He still managed to get anger into his voice. I cringed back a bit.
"U-um... Sorry for barging in, but Asura's missing, and I can't find her..."
Please continue
~koumori
Asura and I were getting along great, But i decided to go meet some other biju. I was wandering through, when I heard something I hated with a passion...
Oh crap... Rap music?! I ran in the opposite direction, But could STILL hear it. I sighed.
Well, I'll cover my ears and go through. I saw Hachi, Kai, and another biju I didn't know up on stage. So the music was karaoke... I safely made it to the game room. I saw Kuuibi. He looked just as irritated as I was at the music outside. But I didn't want to bother him. Nothing's worse than Kuuibi when he's mad, or so I heard.
Oh well, I'll just play some games. They had the Wii game Rock Band there, so I started to play. I felt like I wanted to break the instruments... I wasn't good at any of them. But I didn't want to pay the bill, so i decided to sing.
Hey... They have Flyleaf on here! Flyleaf was my favorite band. They only had one of their songs, so i started to sing that one.
"I will break into your thoughts
With what's written on my heart
I will break, break
I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss,
Selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick
If you want more of this
We can push out, sell out, die out
So you'll shut up
And stay sleeping
With my screaming in your itching ears
I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss,
Selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick
Hear it, I'm screaming it
You're heeding to it now
Hear it! I'm screaming it!
You tremble at this sound
You sink into my clothes
And this invasion
Makes me feel
Worthless, hopeless, sick
I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss,
Selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick
I'm so sick
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so
I'm so sick
I'm so
I'm so sick"
Someone please continue...
~Koumori
Okay, Hachi is driving really fast. I think I'm gonna be sick...Just then Naara called me about his missing bike. Just then I saw Deidara with Naara's motorcycle, driving towards us. I was scared. I pulled out a sake, drunk it, and then pushed Hachi into the back. I drove the bike with super speed. Hachi was angry.
"If you messssssss up my bike, I kill you..." Hachi muttered. I then saw Kyuubi. If he saw me, he's gonna kill me. So I drove past him, running over his foot. I was fine until Chiyoko yelled from my stomach.
"ONNNNNIIIII-SAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!" She yelled. Kyuubi heard her yell. Now he's chasing me. Oh god!
"Wassss that Chiyoko in there?" Hachi yelled. I nodded. I saw Sokou's volcanoe up ahead.
"Come Back here, un!" Deidara yelled. Kyuubi was pissed off. I didn't look where I was going. I crashed into a mailbox. Hachi was ready to kill me, but first he pummeled the mailbox. I guess he hated mailboxes. The akatsuki and Kyuubi was still looking for me. Then Hachi fainted just by looking at his crashed bike. I took myself and the fainted Hachi all the way to the Sand Village next door. Maybe my jinchuriki, Gaara might help me. At least I get to show Hachi what a jinchuriki is since he doesn't have one.
Kyuubi, Hachi, Raijuu, anyone please continue...
Note:I'm trying to put Jinchuriki in the stories and the club. Just to let you know, Gaara, Naruto, and Yugito are 13 during these fanfics. So if people like the jinchurikis, then Gaara, Naruto, and Yugito are up for grabs.
~Shukaku
This feeling that I have here is better than the one that I had in New York. Now I have to make Yuri-Chan bigger. But how? After I left Yurikami with Chiyoko, I went into a casino. Isonade is there. This is my chance....I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ow! Who ever you are speak up!!! I'm trying to win. If you're sure, Iso-teme! I thought. I yelled as loud as I could.
"HEY ISONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Isonade jumped. I gave him a heart attack. I looked down at him.
"What do ya know? *hic* We meet again Browser Poser!" I cracked my knuckles. Isonade gulped.
"Wait! I'm too young to die!!" Isonade begged for mercy. I dragged him to a closet. Then I took over a bar. Hachi was there waiting for me.
"Where have YOU been?" Hachi asked.
"How *hic* did ya know I was here?"
"Sssaw you on TV. The humanssssss ssssay that you are famousssssss." I can't believe my ears.
"Wow! I'm famous?"
"Yep. But now, you will come with me..." Hachi said. I ran, but accidently tipped over an open small sake bottle that flew into Hachi's mouth. I'm gonna die.......
"Thanksssss Shukaku. I needed that. Now prepare to DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Hachi yelled as he hit me on the head with the sake bottle. At least he's human for now. I drank my homemade sake and went back into the casino. Kakuzu was playing Black Jack. I wanted to play. Hachi was thrilled.
"If I win, *hic* you leave me alone and stop being drunk!" I yelled.
"Deal! I hope ya ready to die, Let's do thissss!" Hachi yelled.
"Hey! That's my *hic* line!!!"
(3 minutes later)
"Ugh! What happened?" asked a tired Hachi.
"Ummm *hic* I won at Black Jack?" Hachi fainted. I put him in the closet with a beat up Isonade and then ran down to get more sake. I grew 100 ft, then looked at a sign. It was a giants boxing compition. This will mean I have a stage name:The Big Drunky!
Continued by other demons....
~Big Shukaku
