I have super hearing, so I heard what Hachi's plan was. Well, I'm not gonna take this!
"*hic*Sand Blizzard Justu!" I said as I winked at the two guys. Sand covered Hachi and Houkou like a blizzard. I ran away.
"But how are we going to get Shukaku in the water?" Hachi asked. Houkou was stunned and hypnotized by Shukaku.
"Okay, ever since Kyuubi was having adventures in the Akatsuki boat, you've been askin', 'Hey! Where's Houkou? He's soooo cute!' But I'm sick of being cute. I'm here right now!" Houkou yelled at the audience. Hachi slapped his forehead.
"The Brawl Tauntsssss video from YouTube? I'm sssssurrounded by bakassss." Hachi sighed. Then he thought of the only thing he can do, which he did instantly. Turned into a snake than push Shukaku in the harbor.
(MeanWhile...)
Tobi was holding Deidara's sakes very worried.
"Tobi know! Tobi throw sake in ocean. Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi threw the sakes in the harbor. Now the water is now sake.
(Hachi and Kai)
"Okay. Remember the Frezzzzzze water jutsssssu I taught you?" Hachi asked his brother.
"*hic* Yep! But It got wrong. There was *hic* no water in the harbor. Only Sake. Soooo, Shukaku drank the harbor all up and he gave some sake to me."
"Why me?" Hachi cursed the world.
"Now I'm sake flavored *hic*!" I said cheerfully. I was as tall as the empire state building now. Hachi was about to faint when I did something funny to Houkou and Kai.
"Okay, I have ice abilities, an awesome proctile, a snake for a brother, some sake, What don't I have?" Kai asked Houkou.
"Brainssssss." Hachi answered for Houkou. I laughed, then ran to find Kyuubi. I want to give him a surprise.
~Shukaku
