This feeling that I have here is better than the one that I had in New York. Now I have to make Yuri-Chan bigger. But how? After I left Yurikami with Chiyoko, I went into a casino. Isonade is there. This is my chance....I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ow! Who ever you are speak up!!! I'm trying to win. If you're sure, Iso-teme! I thought. I yelled as loud as I could.
"HEY ISONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Isonade jumped. I gave him a heart attack. I looked down at him.
"What do ya know? *hic* We meet again Browser Poser!" I cracked my knuckles. Isonade gulped.
"Wait! I'm too young to die!!" Isonade begged for mercy. I dragged him to a closet. Then I took over a bar. Hachi was there waiting for me.
"Where have YOU been?" Hachi asked.
"How *hic* did ya know I was here?"
"Sssaw you on TV. The humanssssss ssssay that you are famousssssss." I can't believe my ears.
"Wow! I'm famous?"
"Yep. But now, you will come with me..." Hachi said. I ran, but accidently tipped over an open small sake bottle that flew into Hachi's mouth. I'm gonna die.......
"Thanksssss Shukaku. I needed that. Now prepare to DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Hachi yelled as he hit me on the head with the sake bottle. At least he's human for now. I drank my homemade sake and went back into the casino. Kakuzu was playing Black Jack. I wanted to play. Hachi was thrilled.
"If I win, *hic* you leave me alone and stop being drunk!" I yelled.
"Deal! I hope ya ready to die, Let's do thissss!" Hachi yelled.
"Hey! That's my *hic* line!!!"
(3 minutes later)
"Ugh! What happened?" asked a tired Hachi.
"Ummm *hic* I won at Black Jack?" Hachi fainted. I put him in the closet with a beat up Isonade and then ran down to get more sake. I grew 100 ft, then looked at a sign. It was a giants boxing compition. This will mean I have a stage name:The Big Drunky!
Continued by other demons....
~Big Shukaku