Obsidian:well kinda.... See I went a bit of traveling been to so e places like some that ain't too far advanced but it's getting close to steam punk but isn't ready while others are so advanced me being made by brayan barely saved my rear. One of those places was known as sequin land. Don't ask me why it's named like that it just is. Anyways there lies a town named scuttle town. There lies the guardian genie...well half genie her mum was the genie the father was a human. Then after two adventures that she would tell me about she lost her magic tea RO ation dances but kept her hair whip, don't ask me how it works it just does. And is now full human and is adapting to it. But my guess is that the magic will come back soon. The gal's name is shantae and she's bloody cute.
(Must've been cool.)
Kenszhin: "Knowing him...He'll be better off than Brayan. You wonder what?"
("Knowing him/her--" is going to be Kenszhin's catchphrase)
Fleeting:then what about al?
Obsidian:I wonder if...nah..
(someone who's either a part of my old man's family or a friend of my old man can't remember but it was fun and the food was good)
Fleeting:ok.
Playback:*chasing after dentra who is chasing after brayani making it look like something out of Benny hill*
fleeting:is al going to be ok?
Dentra:*eating popcorn*this is absolute gold while it lasted.
Brayan:*sweat drop*
playback:*beating the crap out of dentra'a allies except the guy he just knocks out with a sleep spell*
Fleeting:*streches to Kenszhin*what was happening with onee-chan and al onii-San?
Al: "I'd rather not, because, um...Isn't Brayan supposed to be fighting something?"
Corazon: "Yeah, and I'm sorry but this should be done in private...Let's go!" *Drags Al by the hood while he tries to keep a straight face*
Corazon: "Because he thinks he's so slick and can just ease out of a deal with me...And its bad enough that he does it with me, but now he's got the kids involved!"
Al: "Hey, you're the one who wanted the first one...I just adopted the girl!"
(Lol...Douche nozzle. Okay, good night.)
Corazon: "For one, he keeps calling me by that STUPID nickname!"
Alaxastar: "Please help me." *Tries to run but Corazon pulls him by the hood of his cloak* "Aw, man, when do I catch a break?"
Kenszhin: "Well to be honest you did have a smoke break less than an hour ago."
(1. Who's Marty? 2. We've grown very tangent, let's get back to something canon. 3. I'ma bout to go to sleep)
Corazon: "YOU!"
Alaxastar: "Oh, shit!" *Sheepish-nervous chuckle* "Hey, Cora...Long time no see."
Brayan:lemme kill her for speaking that guy's name who has done me many a wrong!!!
Fleeting:*sees all of this and begins to cray as massive amounts of energy beings to bubble around*STOP!!!*slashes the greatswrd to bits and shrinks corazon too the size of a mouse and disapates the fire manifestation*what happened?
Brayan:marty.....did you say Marty.....*begins to grow a rather scary aura*MARTY!!!*holds corazon in a choke hold with freezing fir and regular fire coating his body and smashes her into the ground*DON'T SAY THAT FUCKING NAME YOU UNDESEVING MULE!! THAT BASTARD TOOK SO MUCH FROM ME AND HE DON'T DESERVE TO BE SPOKEN IN MY PRESENCE!!!*begins to beat the crap out of corazon in unstoppable rage*
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Corazon: "NO, MARTY STEMBRIDGE!" *Judo throws him on the ground into a Full-Mount position*
Kenszhin: "Isn't he dead?"
Corazon: "WHO ELSE GIVES ME SO MUCH TROUBLE!? TELL ME WHERE HE IS OR I WILL PRICKLE YOU UNTIL YOU EITHER SUFFOCATE, BLEED OUT, OR LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH!"
*Flames in her eyes*
Corazon: *Picks him up w/ both hands wrapped around his neck* "WHERE IS HE?!"
Kenszhin: *Shakes head* "She's something else...Especially when she's angry."
Corazon: *Raging face, marches up to Brayan*
Kenszhin: "Hi, Corazon. Remember me--?"
(She walks right past him*
Kenszhin: *Is left hanging* "...Well the least you could've said was YEET!" *Laughs*
Brayan:AAAH! LAS ROSAS DE LA MUERTE!
Obsidian:yay a fight!
Fleeting:*summons a bunch of pies and his hammers*
playback:*pulls out judgmentrend and deprived gale*
denatra:hello. And I brought friends.
Alaxastar: "Hmph. Her name is Dalia. I renamed her after...Well, I'll explain later."
Kenszhin: *Sniffs* "I smell...Roses?"
Al Clone: "WARNING! WARNING!"
(I'm trying to send you the Story Update PM but its taking a long time to write)
Alaxastar: "Nope, but good try."
Al Clone: "I'll give you a hint, starts with a 'D.'
(ah)
Fleeting:*drools as he tries to think of an answer*
obsidian:fleeting has been on a bit of a.... Off body experience and was recovering until he was healed but he is healed one it's just some of the after effects stayed like drooling when too deep in thought.
Fleeting:Ana?
(The Battleship is in another dimension; the Dream World, you cannot get on. Al's attacks will come through a portal in the location you are in)
Alaxastar: *Smiles and laughs* "Guess."
Obsidian:well there is one called the godpie that when eaten can give one unimaginable power and their deepest desire and is the forbearer of all pie.
All:*board*
fleeting:who is al's daughter's name?
Alaxastar: "Yeah, you haven't met my daughter. She's actually traveling for college right now, so maybe when she comes home for a holiday you can meet her." *Snaps fingers* "Okay, this battleship is wet and ready!" *Engines roar in the background*
Al Clone: "Must recharge." *Sits in a meditating pose*
Kenszhin: *Chuckles* "Do those pies give us like, strength or something?"
Obsidian:who is the daughter and....corazon's the mother. When did you... You know...
Playback:don't go any further my brain is melting.
Fleeting:I wish I had more pie.
Brayan:by means of saving his manhood he is forced to join.
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Al Clone: "Questioning reality. Must analyze."
Alaxastar: "Yeah, you've met Soa...Erm, Angeleon. He's grown up quite well. And my daughter, as well. Corazon's the mother, of course, who else?"
Kenszhin: "Well they're not a very talkative bunch, are they? And man do they have some medulla oblongata!?"
Brayan:you have a kid? Who's the kid's mum?
Playback:I forget who in the butter bollock burger is corazon again?
*another note that falls says "i found 3 new allies including a woman named corazon, a giant, a woman made of water, and a guy we made join or else we would have cut his balls off and shoved them into his ears. Ta ta!"*
Obsidian:SON OF A SUBMARINER!
Alaxastar: "Oh, Criminy! I hope she doesn't make this interfere with my son's schedule, but oh well. In about 5 minutes I'll have this battleship ready to blow them off of the face of the planet...With the exception of Corazon of course."
Kenszhin: "Corazon's coming? Wow, how long has it been since I've seen her?"
Alaxastar: "Silence, Senkuya!"
Brayan:I said if they team up but from what I can gather corazon and denatra may end up getting into a literal and metaphorical cat fight if they meet up or they both team up or both don't give a damn about one another.*another notes falls from denatra saying "I'm off to forge alliances cya soon" with a lipstick kiss for a seal* I just jinxed us didn't I?
Al Clone: "I must warn you."
Alaxastar: *Bawls out laughing* "You've got to be insane or deathly curious. Why on Earth would I ask those Battle Axes to team up?"
Basilisk:I would but it's one of the words brayan told me not to say...
Fleeting:*eating a pie*do it. The pies have diffrent flavors like mine is a ice cream mixed with cookies and pancakes with maple syrup.
Fleeting:hammerspace. Only girls or transvestites can use cleavagespace.
playback:anyways.....
Dentra:*is gone but leaves a note*
Brayan:it says "I'll be watching you......meep!
Playback:find a way into that cleavage demension?
Dentra:*stops the attack*here we are invincible! Cause your stuck in*pauses for dramatic effect* THE ENDLESS ZONE!
Obsidian:screw logic!!!*starts pushing random buttons and levers and brings Brayan,al,and dentra out of the cleavage zone*
dentra:d'oh!
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??:Nya! I'm cathrine!
???:I'm Tatiana and combined we are denatra!
Cathrine:Nya!
Brayan:*blood almost empty*help me al....
*meanwhile*
playback:yea it's kinda weird.... Anyways wanna listen to how I got two gods stuck in me?
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Playback:because fate wills it or the fact that the two gods stuck in me are trying to dick me over in any way possible. For Brayan he can turn chibi and for some reason chibi = cuteness proximity = cleavage shove. For Edson..... He's kinda just akward and some people find it cute I guess.
Kenszhin: "I know this seems to be a stupid question, but...Why does every one of our enemies always...Shove Brayan or Playback or Edson into um...The lofty unknown?"
Alaxastar: *Rushes at the target with the Speed Of Light*
Kenszhin: "So...What do I do? Can I like, spectate, or referee?"
Alaxastar: "Fine then." *Puts his cigarette away* "You're going down, you vixen!" *Sprouts his wings, leaps into the air, then disappears in a bursting light*
---
Kenszhin: "I hate to be...That guy, but I have a question..."
Playback:what in the name of sweet jelly junipers just happened?
Obsidian:I think a girl just but Brayan in her cleavage then she went into another girl'smhand then she went inside he own cleavage.....
Fleeting:PIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!*holds up a pie*
(yep)
Brayan:that should be good...*stiffens* she's here!!!
*a cat girl comes in wearing a rather revealing t-shirt and rather form fitting pair of shorts and stuffs Brayan into her cleavage as she goes into another girl with bat wings and a long tail's hand and then she ends up going into a hole into her chest and is effectively gone*
obsidian:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*the curse continues fir the next half an hour*
(Ok. I'll PM you tonight about the WHOLE thing...If that's fine with you.)
Al: "Give me enough time, which is like 3 minutes...I can helm a huge battleship fitted with weapons that can break through the dimensional barriers and attack a target. I can help you and she won't be able to stop the strikes. Sound like a plan?"
(I should start telling you these stories, bro.)
Al: "Nope, it was a Master Kile Original. Can I just explain it to you?" *Blows a ring out of his nose*
Al: "For starters, how 'bout you just buy her off of you? I know Yandere tend to be insane, but money speaks to the deaf...Figuratively at least."
Kenszhin: "Or for now we can just put up a Barrier so she won't be able to mess with him."
Al: "In that case..." *Raises an eyebrow as he thinks of a witty response* "We've been through worse. I have a few general solutions in mind, if that will make you feel better."
Kenszhin: "In Layman's Terms, she's an evil Splitter (Referring to Zeran)? Well, minus the means of creation."
Brayan:there's two problems with that. One if we don't know what to do she can just out-wit us. 2 she's two people in one.
Playback:the gal was originally a succubus and a cat girl but after an incident dealing with several tons of metal, a fusion grenade, a defusion beam, those two and lightning the gal became able to fuse into one girl with a separate personality from either one and all the strengths of both with none of the weaknesses and are able to separate at any time.
Brayan:*calms down*I'm ok for now.......what now?
Obsidian:I forget her name.
Playback:she's persistent..... But my guess is that she's a stalker with a crush taken to übergod Yandere levels of obsessiveness.
Brayan:she's back! She's back!!!
Playback:succubus cat-girl person that was stalking Brayan fer 3 years finally tracked him down and this is freaking Brayan out.
Obsidian:he didn't sleep for lil more than an hour during those three years atta time.
Fleeting:he needs help to get ridda her.
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Obsidian:well kinda.... See I went a bit of traveling been to so e places like some that ain't too far advanced but it's getting close to steam punk but isn't ready while others are so advanced me being made by brayan barely saved my rear. One of those places was known as sequin land. Don't ask me why it's named like that it just is. Anyways there lies a town named scuttle town. There lies the guardian genie...well half genie her mum was the genie the father was a human. Then after two adventures that she would tell me about she lost her magic tea RO ation dances but kept her hair whip, don't ask me how it works it just does. And is now full human and is adapting to it. But my guess is that the magic will come back soon. The gal's name is shantae and she's bloody cute.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: *Eyebrow raised* "You're not serious, are you?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Obsidian:if a certain half-genie came in I'd bet someone would flip their lid but I could be wrong.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(Must've been cool.)
Kenszhin: "Knowing him...He'll be better off than Brayan. You wonder what?"
("Knowing him/her--" is going to be Kenszhin's catchphrase)
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:then what about al?
Obsidian:I wonder if...nah..
(someone who's either a part of my old man's family or a friend of my old man can't remember but it was fun and the food was good)
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/29/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(Who's wedding? And I was out with the family too so no bigs)
Kenszhin: "Knowing him...He'll survive."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:ok....you think we should help out Brayan?
(sorry for late rpely I got stuck in a wedding)
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Neva mind."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:what's chess?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "I'm currently 5-0 with Alaxastar. But he beats me in general Chess."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:*makes an attempt to try and play go but ends up losing badly*well I tried.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Please do so."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:can I try?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "It's called 'Go!' It's kinda like a Japanese version of Chess."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:*gives the tub to kenszhin after he takes a bit of it and eats it*what is board game?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Heck yeah! I'm not on a diet!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:popcorn?*holds a tub of it up*
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Knowing him...It's a toss-up."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:ok.
Playback:*chasing after dentra who is chasing after brayani making it look like something out of Benny hill*
fleeting:is al going to be ok?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "I've got a board game if you want."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:um ok....what do we do now? I think that dentra lady is trying to do something.
Dentra:*chasing Brayan*
Brayan:no no no no no!
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Something that I wish on no person...The ides of Marriage." *Laughes* "Ides..."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Dentra:*eating popcorn*this is absolute gold while it lasted.
Brayan:*sweat drop*
playback:*beating the crap out of dentra'a allies except the guy he just knocks out with a sleep spell*
Fleeting:*streches to Kenszhin*what was happening with onee-chan and al onii-San?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "I'd rather not, because, um...Isn't Brayan supposed to be fighting something?"
Corazon: "Yeah, and I'm sorry but this should be done in private...Let's go!" *Drags Al by the hood while he tries to keep a straight face*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:*tilts head with a visible question mark floating from it*al onii-San can you explain?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: "Because he thinks he's so slick and can just ease out of a deal with me...And its bad enough that he does it with me, but now he's got the kids involved!"
Al: "Hey, you're the one who wanted the first one...I just adopted the girl!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:fleeting requiem onee-chan.
Obsidian:my more light oriented little "brother" of sorts.
Fleeting:why do you have al onii-San by the hood?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: *Turns around* "Who the *Bleep* are you?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:*tries to get corazon's attention*onee-chan why do you have al by the hood!
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "Thank you, Fleeting." *Trying to squirm away*
Corazon: "No way you're breaching your contract, Alley!" *Clutching him tightly*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:*pokes corazon on the soulder trying to get her attention*onee-chan why are you mad? And why do you have al by the hood?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(Lol...Douche nozzle. Okay, good night.)
Corazon: "For one, he keeps calling me by that STUPID nickname!"
Alaxastar: "Please help me." *Tries to run but Corazon pulls him by the hood of his cloak* "Aw, man, when do I catch a break?"
Kenszhin: "Well to be honest you did have a smoke break less than an hour ago."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
(a douchenozel that did many a bad thing and ok)
Fleeting:*goes up to corazon*onee-chan why are you angry?
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Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(1. Who's Marty? 2. We've grown very tangent, let's get back to something canon. 3. I'ma bout to go to sleep)
Corazon: "YOU!"
Alaxastar: "Oh, shit!" *Sheepish-nervous chuckle* "Hey, Cora...Long time no see."
Kenszhin: "Aww...You done done it now!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:lemme kill her for speaking that guy's name who has done me many a wrong!!!
Fleeting:*sees all of this and begins to cray as massive amounts of energy beings to bubble around*STOP!!!*slashes the greatswrd to bits and shrinks corazon too the size of a mouse and disapates the fire manifestation*what happened?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Oh, great. If I don't intervene, they'll kill each-other." *Gives command of the ship to the next and jumps back to their world*
"Okay, enough!" *Gets in between them so they stop fighting*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:*makes a gaint burning replica out if both flames and takes out corazon's organs*I already took yours!!
Playback:who would 'ave thought?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "Didn't see that coming."
Corazon: *Grows uber-sized and summons her Great Sword* "Do you want me to take your heart out?!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:marty.....did you say Marty.....*begins to grow a rather scary aura*MARTY!!!*holds corazon in a choke hold with freezing fir and regular fire coating his body and smashes her into the ground*DON'T SAY THAT FUCKING NAME YOU UNDESEVING MULE!! THAT BASTARD TOOK SO MUCH FROM ME AND HE DON'T DESERVE TO BE SPOKEN IN MY PRESENCE!!!*begins to beat the crap out of corazon in unstoppable rage*
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Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: "NO, MARTY STEMBRIDGE!" *Judo throws him on the ground into a Full-Mount position*
Kenszhin: "Isn't he dead?"
Corazon: "WHO ELSE GIVES ME SO MUCH TROUBLE!? TELL ME WHERE HE IS OR I WILL PRICKLE YOU UNTIL YOU EITHER SUFFOCATE, BLEED OUT, OR LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH!"
*Flames in her eyes*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:who? Do you mean al? Kile? My revenged automations? Fleeting? Playback? Edson? Who?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: *Picks him up w/ both hands wrapped around his neck* "WHERE IS HE?!"
Kenszhin: *Shakes head* "She's something else...Especially when she's angry."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Obsidian:*eats the rose*thanks for the snack.
Brayan:yes?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: *Traps Obsidian in a giant thorny rose* "Brayan!!" *Earth shakes with her fury*
Kenszhin: "She seems mad."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:y-yes?
Obsidian:KILL!!!*charges to corazon murderous intensons steaming off of him with his claws darkness sharpened at the chance for combat*
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Corazon: *Raging face, marches up to Brayan*
Kenszhin: "Hi, Corazon. Remember me--?"
(She walks right past him*
Kenszhin: *Is left hanging* "...Well the least you could've said was YEET!" *Laughs*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:AAAH! LAS ROSAS DE LA MUERTE!
Obsidian:yay a fight!
Fleeting:*summons a bunch of pies and his hammers*
playback:*pulls out judgmentrend and deprived gale*
denatra:hello. And I brought friends.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Hmph. Her name is Dalia. I renamed her after...Well, I'll explain later."
Kenszhin: *Sniffs* "I smell...Roses?"
Al Clone: "WARNING! WARNING!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:got nothing tell me.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(I'm trying to send you the Story Update PM but its taking a long time to write)
Alaxastar: "Nope, but good try."
Al Clone: "I'll give you a hint, starts with a 'D.'
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
(ah)
Fleeting:*drools as he tries to think of an answer*
obsidian:fleeting has been on a bit of a.... Off body experience and was recovering until he was healed but he is healed one it's just some of the after effects stayed like drooling when too deep in thought.
Fleeting:Ana?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(The Battleship is in another dimension; the Dream World, you cannot get on. Al's attacks will come through a portal in the location you are in)
Alaxastar: *Smiles and laughs* "Guess."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Obsidian:well there is one called the godpie that when eaten can give one unimaginable power and their deepest desire and is the forbearer of all pie.
All:*board*
fleeting:who is al's daughter's name?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Yeah, you haven't met my daughter. She's actually traveling for college right now, so maybe when she comes home for a holiday you can meet her." *Snaps fingers* "Okay, this battleship is wet and ready!" *Engines roar in the background*
Al Clone: "Must recharge." *Sits in a meditating pose*
Kenszhin: *Chuckles* "Do those pies give us like, strength or something?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Obsidian:who is the daughter and....corazon's the mother. When did you... You know...
Playback:don't go any further my brain is melting.
Fleeting:I wish I had more pie.
Brayan:by means of saving his manhood he is forced to join.
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Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al Clone: "Questioning reality. Must analyze."
Alaxastar: "Yeah, you've met Soa...Erm, Angeleon. He's grown up quite well. And my daughter, as well. Corazon's the mother, of course, who else?"
Kenszhin: "Well they're not a very talkative bunch, are they? And man do they have some medulla oblongata!?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:you have a kid? Who's the kid's mum?
Playback:I forget who in the butter bollock burger is corazon again?
*another note that falls says "i found 3 new allies including a woman named corazon, a giant, a woman made of water, and a guy we made join or else we would have cut his balls off and shoved them into his ears. Ta ta!"*
Obsidian:SON OF A SUBMARINER!
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Oh, Criminy! I hope she doesn't make this interfere with my son's schedule, but oh well. In about 5 minutes I'll have this battleship ready to blow them off of the face of the planet...With the exception of Corazon of course."
Kenszhin: "Corazon's coming? Wow, how long has it been since I've seen her?"
Alaxastar: "Silence, Senkuya!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:I said if they team up but from what I can gather corazon and denatra may end up getting into a literal and metaphorical cat fight if they meet up or they both team up or both don't give a damn about one another.*another notes falls from denatra saying "I'm off to forge alliances cya soon" with a lipstick kiss for a seal* I just jinxed us didn't I?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al Clone: "I must warn you."
Alaxastar: *Bawls out laughing* "You've got to be insane or deathly curious. Why on Earth would I ask those Battle Axes to team up?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:yes I am I mean the possibilities could be catatonically bad.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "For the record, you are serious correct?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:*explains what just happened*what if....I know I'm gonna jinx it but what if dentra and corazon teamed up?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Anything new? Over."
Kenszhin: *Whistles*
(Sorry, my laptop was messin' up.)
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:she's watching me.....*refers to the note*
Playback:want some blue,rasp,black and fire berry mixed pie?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: *Hurk* "Tasty."
Al Clone: *Touches a button on his gauntlet*
Alaxastar: "Guten tag."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:not this one.*grabs a piece*huh it's a mix between blue,rasp,black,and fire berry.
Brayan:ok
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Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al Clone: "Um...Can I put you on the line with the real Al?"
Kenszhin: "You haven't tried all of them?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:both.
Playback:may I try?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al Clone: *Chuckles* "Why, is it a bad word or something? An activator?"
Kenszhin: "Awesome, I'm not on a diet." *Eats one of the pies* "Whoo! Mine is some sort of berry mix with something spicy...An acquired taste."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Basilisk:I would but it's one of the words brayan told me not to say...
Fleeting:*eating a pie*do it. The pies have diffrent flavors like mine is a ice cream mixed with cookies and pancakes with maple syrup.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "So...Can I eat this? Looks good."
Alaxastar Clone: "Meep? Some foreign language, perhaps? Could the Chao translate, possibly?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Fleeting:hammerspace. Only girls or transvestites can use cleavagespace.
playback:anyways.....
Dentra:*is gone but leaves a note*
Brayan:it says "I'll be watching you......meep!
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "There are certain things you can't ask of me." *Catches one of the pies* "Let me guess--Hammerspace or Cleavage Space?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:why not?
Fleeting:PIIIIIE!*makes it rain pies*
Denatra:why is it raining pies?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: -_- "Nope, I'm good." *YEET* "Want me to Tag someone?"
Alaxastar: "You know I'm a clone, right?" *Snaps his fingers and creates a mist of Explosive Orbs*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:find a way into that cleavage demension?
Dentra:*stops the attack*here we are invincible! Cause your stuck in*pauses for dramatic effect* THE ENDLESS ZONE!
Obsidian:screw logic!!!*starts pushing random buttons and levers and brings Brayan,al,and dentra out of the cleavage zone*
dentra:d'oh!
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Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Alaxastar: "Standard Skill: Arcing Slash!" *Powerful arcing kick*
Kenszhin: "So...What am I supposed to do?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
??:Nya! I'm cathrine!
???:I'm Tatiana and combined we are denatra!
Cathrine:Nya!
Brayan:*blood almost empty*help me al....
*meanwhile*
playback:yea it's kinda weird.... Anyways wanna listen to how I got two gods stuck in me?
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Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: *Scratches his head* "It makes sense but at the same time it doesn't."
Alaxastar: "Target sighted: Commence Attack!" *Rush Blast at...What's her name?"*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:because fate wills it or the fact that the two gods stuck in me are trying to dick me over in any way possible. For Brayan he can turn chibi and for some reason chibi = cuteness proximity = cleavage shove. For Edson..... He's kinda just akward and some people find it cute I guess.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "I know this seems to be a stupid question, but...Why does every one of our enemies always...Shove Brayan or Playback or Edson into um...The lofty unknown?"
Alaxastar: *Rushes at the target with the Speed Of Light*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:what?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: "So...What do I do? Can I like, spectate, or referee?"
Alaxastar: "Fine then." *Puts his cigarette away* "You're going down, you vixen!" *Sprouts his wings, leaps into the air, then disappears in a bursting light*
---
Kenszhin: "I hate to be...That guy, but I have a question..."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:yea that would be for the best before Brayan ends up going insane.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Kenszhin: -_-
Alaxastar: "So, wait, would now be a good time for me to, you know...Do what I gotta do?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:what in the name of sweet jelly junipers just happened?
Obsidian:I think a girl just but Brayan in her cleavage then she went into another girl'smhand then she went inside he own cleavage.....
Fleeting:PIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!*holds up a pie*
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: *Blows a smoke-cloud that moves in slow motion as he witnesses what happens* "FL--CL?"
Kenszhin: "Now would be a good time, Al!"
Alaxastar; "Affirmative!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
(yep)
Brayan:that should be good...*stiffens* she's here!!!
*a cat girl comes in wearing a rather revealing t-shirt and rather form fitting pair of shorts and stuffs Brayan into her cleavage as she goes into another girl with bat wings and a long tail's hand and then she ends up going into a hole into her chest and is effectively gone*
obsidian:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*the curse continues fir the next half an hour*
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(Ok. I'll PM you tonight about the WHOLE thing...If that's fine with you.)
Al: "Give me enough time, which is like 3 minutes...I can helm a huge battleship fitted with weapons that can break through the dimensional barriers and attack a target. I can help you and she won't be able to stop the strikes. Sound like a plan?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
(you should)
Brayan:since I'm waiting till that lass comes here so one of a possible 9 things happen I may as well listen.
Last edited by Creshendeath at 6:48:37 PM EDT on June 25, 2014.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
(I should start telling you these stories, bro.)
Al: "Nope, it was a Master Kile Original. Can I just explain it to you?" *Blows a ring out of his nose*
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:anyways was there a thing with cresh's name on it near that place kile went to fir his for lack of a better word "graduation"?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "No, not that one. Master had arranged for me to overtake it in a grand battle."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:you mean the thing cresh made and forgot about and gave it to some people thinking they'd use it better than he ever could?
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "Have I told you about the Battleship I--inherited in another dimensions...The Dream Dimension to be exact?"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:screwed in how many levels?
Fleeting:what!!
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: *Blows a cloud* "Oh...In that case, you're screwed buddy."
Kenszhin: "Why'd you do that, Al?"
Al: "UNLESS--!"
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Playback:both won't work for one she's so rich she can buy each of your bollocks off and she knows anti barrier techniques.
Last edited by Creshendeath at 5:59:49 PM EDT on June 25, 2014.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "For starters, how 'bout you just buy her off of you? I know Yandere tend to be insane, but money speaks to the deaf...Figuratively at least."
Kenszhin: "Or for now we can just put up a Barrier so she won't be able to mess with him."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:that would be nice.
Fleeting:I think...
Obsidian:yea she's an evil Yandere gender bent splitter who can separate from the body at will.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "In that case..." *Raises an eyebrow as he thinks of a witty response* "We've been through worse. I have a few general solutions in mind, if that will make you feel better."
Kenszhin: "In Layman's Terms, she's an evil Splitter (Referring to Zeran)? Well, minus the means of creation."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:there's two problems with that. One if we don't know what to do she can just out-wit us. 2 she's two people in one.
Playback:the gal was originally a succubus and a cat girl but after an incident dealing with several tons of metal, a fusion grenade, a defusion beam, those two and lightning the gal became able to fuse into one girl with a separate personality from either one and all the strengths of both with none of the weaknesses and are able to separate at any time.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: *Pulls out a cigarette* "To be honest, I don't."
Kenszhin: "Nor do I."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:ok...... But how do yeh plan in stopping the lass?
Playback:drop a bolder on her?
Obsidian:that'll never work.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "Live in the now, that's start."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:*calms down*I'm ok for now.......what now?
Obsidian:I forget her name.
Playback:she's persistent..... But my guess is that she's a stalker with a crush taken to übergod Yandere levels of obsessiveness.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/14 | Reply
@Creshendeath:
Al: "Oh, this again?"
Kenszhin: "Okay so I'll just help Brayan out. First, take a few deep breaths."
Creshendeath
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/24/14 | Reply
@Kazamas-Keyblade:
Brayan:she's back! She's back!!!
Playback:succubus cat-girl person that was stalking Brayan fer 3 years finally tracked him down and this is freaking Brayan out.
Obsidian:he didn't sleep for lil more than an hour during those three years atta time.
Fleeting:he needs help to get ridda her.
Kazamas-Keyblade
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/24/14 | Reply
(I won't be here for that long)
Kenszhin: "What's wrong, bud?"