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TOO FREAKING LONG! My Apologies. 193rd Night: Friend

Hey Everyone!

I have FINALLY been released from the hospital (ugh, don't ask what happened) and it has come to my attention that several chapters were released in my absence. So, to celebrate, we're going to review CHAPTER 193 WHICH WAS THE CREEPIEST THING EVER. (Well, it wasn't as bad as chapter 192, but I'll review that later. This is a special, after all.)

The first page itself should tip you off on what's going to come. You see Alma standing in the middle of a white page. And with cheesy writing. And with a chapter entitled 'Friend'. Do I see a woobie-trip in the making? I do think so, good sir!

Next page is darkness. And then darkness. And Kanda basically thinking (or Yuu. Wait just a second-- KANDA IS THINKING?! WHAT. WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY.) to himself even though he's supposed to be dead. Whee. So we get a flashback of some crazy girl and possibly Kanda talking about flowers and when they'll become grandma's and grandpa's.

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OBJECTION!

KANDA YUU, the ASSHOLE OF D.GRAY-MAN, LIKING someone, and BECOMING A GRANDPARENT?! There is several problems with this! One! There is NO WAY Kanda would love anyone-- Hell! He doesn't even LIKE anyone! How does this even work!? Two! The only way to get Kanda to have kids is if he's DRUNK. And we see that as often as we see Cross SOBER.

Moving on. Crazy stuff happens with the Innocence and Kanda, surprise surprise, wakes up and is all like, 'What.' This is the point where the reader is making the same face. Because at this point, Kanda is yelling, "WHY CAN'T I THROW AWAY THIS FEELING OF LONGING?!"

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HOLD IT!

Wait, WHAT? KANDA YUU-- Yeah, I think I made this point already.

So the Innocence does MOAR crazy stuff and a sword, outta no where, appears. It's probably Mugen, but no one really knows as of late (and if someone does I'm obviously not informed!) And then Kanda is yelling at the Innocence, asking why it's coming out, and then...

We get to see him walking out of the room, bleeding, contemplating whether or not he should kill anyone. THAT'S more in character. THAT'S the Kanda Yuu we all know.

So he walks into a room where the lovable Noise Marie is practically dead on the table and Kanda recognizes him, so he approaches him and some of his blood gets on him and Marie wakes up.

KANDA used REVIVE on MARIE!

MARIE restored 33 HP.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-- Yeah, okay, I'm done now.

So then Kanda ends up dragging Marie through an air vent and ends up back in the room eventually, where Alma-- Yeah, you know, cute little Alma? The kid who we all said 'D'AWWWWW!' when he talked to the other Exorcist peoples? Yeah. We see him, with an Innocence, STANDING AMONG DEAD BODIES AND SMILING. Edgar, that scientist dude, is also dead and Kanda has a short Blue Screen of Death moment.

Then the fighting ensues. "I'm going to have to kill you, Yuu."

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I can't think of a Phoenix Wright reference that even covers my shock-and-awe moment.

WHAT.

So Alma says that they should die together. Kanda. Dying. NO. NONE OF THAT. But Kanda decides, "Oh hey, I wanna live" and cuts Alma in two.

AND THAT'S WHERE THE CHAPTER ENDS, PEOPLE.

RIGHT THERE.

WHAT.

There's your basic synopsis.

Morale of this Chapter? Little kids who are cute ARE BLOODY MASS MURDERERS. End of story.

--YourStalker