Hello there, my name is Alexander.
I like syringes, scalpels, stitches and smiles.
I don't really do much aside from drink coffee and exist.

Low point

new semester of college starts in a little over two hours

long term boyfriend broke up with me by phone at a party the other day

I just learned he was cheating on me for a year not even an hour ago

it's much more intriguing than it is upsetting, though

though it is still upsetting

Whenever I get sad I remember that this bird exists.

... And then I'm not sad anymore.

BUT WAIT AND SEE HOW THEY WALK

IF I WERE A BIRD, I WOULD WANT TO BE THIS BIRD.

IN OTHER NEWS.

Today was a really great day. I'm really really tired, but it's still a great day.

Let's see... For one, that bird exists.

Two, I feel all happy.

Three, I'm in the honeymoon phase of a new fandom. This fandom specifically is Welcome to Night Vale, which I began listening to on Friday and had already completely caught up with by yesterday (I feel really dedicated, or at least, I feel like I have no life. One of the two). Seriously you guys, it's free download on Itunes. If you want to listen to a fantastic podcast series, hop to it. (or if you don't want to download it/don't have Itunes, it's up here.)

Four, neeeeew sketchboooooook

Five, School stuff is working out really well and I'm excited for the new semester

Six, my coffee is delicious

Seven, I actually learned what it feels like to have an OTP, which is something I never thought I'd say ever

Eight, I have some colorful neon sharpies and I'm gonna draw stuff with them.

Nine, I'm really freakin' happy.

Now, have some videos of button quails (or Chinese painted quails, whatever you want to call them), which are just as adorable, if not more so, as American woodcocks.

Aaaaand just because I posted videos of button quails, have a video of some chukar partridges, since I'm a shameless Hatoful fan.

OHMYMETAPHOOORICAAALGOD

PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR MAKING TWO POSTS IN A SINGLE NIGHT, DEAR FRIENDS.

BUT

HHHHHHH

-HOPS UP AND DOWN LIKE AN EXCITED SCHOOLCHILD-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-SKIPS-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-RUNS IN PLACE-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-JUMPS ON BED-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-JUMPS INTO A PILE OF LEAVES-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-DIVES INTO THE OCEAN-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-SOBS-

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I'VE ALWAYS ESTIMATED MY VALUE TO BE SOMEWHERE AROUND $3.25

BUT THAT APPARENTLY IS NOT THE CASE

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I AM JUST

SO TIRED RIGHT NOW

I

GOOD NIGHT

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I WILL PROBABLY DELETE THIS TOMORROW

EDIT: HHA HAA EDITS WORK TOO

Some stuff.

Hello!
I understand I haven't been posting here nearly as much as I used to. I've slipped into the habit of quick checking and leaving, without any posting in between.

I had an (actually somewhat meaningful!) idea for a post earlier today but then I remembered that it wasn't that important at all. Though honestly, 96% of what comes out of my mouth is unimportant and I really need a shock collar or something that I can use to correct this issue.

Hmm. Whaaaat else.

About a month ago, I went to Albuquerque Comic Expo and had an obscene amount of fun and met some people that I'd previously only known online. (though I ended up embarrassing myself immensely since I completely forgot how terrible I am to interact with offline)
-sad sigh-

Uhhh

I've felt really stressed out recently, which is weird. You know why this is weird? This is weird because I have next to nothing to be stressed out about.

Well, I'm probably going to delete this pretty soon. I got a horrible night's sleep last night. Couldn't sleep until 4:00 (A.M.), woke up at about 8:30(still A.M.), woke up a bunch in between then, and I can't sleep yet because I have to register for classes at midnight tonight (little over an hour from now), and then I have to wake up at 5:00-6:00 tomorrow morning for stuff. (Stuff which will involve me sitting in a chair for four hours listening to people talk. If I'm even slightly drowsy for that I'm gonna die.)

(no I seriously might die if I can't pay attention)

(I mean I'm not saying a plague of locusts will rain in from the windows of the room I'm in and eat me alive if I start to fall asleep but most of what I have to listen to has to do with safety and how to not die and junk)

(this safety is very important and could potentially result in life or death one day)

(Even though being eaten by locusts in that fashion would be pretty cool)

(jeez if I ever die I want to come back as a ghost that can summon locusts to eat people that would seriously be awesome)

(I mean if ghosts and junk even happen to exist)

(I'll probably be dead in a few years anyways so I need to start planning this just in case)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good night I'm so tired I can't feel my eyes

CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER

... MASS HYSTERIA!

THE CITY IS ON FIRE!
BUILDINGS ARE SMASHED TO PIECES!
CHILDREN ARE CRYING!
PEANUT BUTTER NO LONGER HOLDS THE ABILITY TO BIND TWO PIECES OF WHITE RYE BREAD TOGETHER!
SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED!
TEACHERS ARE RIOTING IN THE STREETS!
FIREMEN AND DOCTORS ARE ON STRIKE! HAND SANITIZER NO LONGER KILLS GERMS!
COMPOSITION NOTEBOOKS ARE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT AT BACK TO SCHOOL SALES NATIONWIDE!
THE STAIRS OF EVERY HOME WORLDWIDE ARE COVERED IN LEGOS!

REALITY ITSELF TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS!

IT'S A STATE OF DISASTER!

IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT A SINGLE DARN TOOTIN MINUTE

THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE

SOMETHING WORSE THAN ALL OF EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE AND MORE

*FEDORAS WHISPER AMONG ONE ANOTHER FROM THEIR HAT RACKS*

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THAT IS IT KIDS

THAT IS THE POST