Hello there, my name is Alexander.
I like syringes, scalpels, stitches and smiles.
I don't really do much aside from drink coffee and exist.
- Created By LaryngealNerve
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER
... MASS HYSTERIA!
THE CITY IS ON FIRE!
BUILDINGS ARE SMASHED TO PIECES!
CHILDREN ARE CRYING!
PEANUT BUTTER NO LONGER HOLDS THE ABILITY TO BIND TWO PIECES OF WHITE RYE BREAD TOGETHER!
SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED!
TEACHERS ARE RIOTING IN THE STREETS!
FIREMEN AND DOCTORS ARE ON STRIKE! HAND SANITIZER NO LONGER KILLS GERMS!
COMPOSITION NOTEBOOKS ARE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT AT BACK TO SCHOOL SALES NATIONWIDE!
THE STAIRS OF EVERY HOME WORLDWIDE ARE COVERED IN LEGOS!
REALITY ITSELF TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS!
IT'S A STATE OF DISASTER!
IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT A SINGLE DARN TOOTIN MINUTE
THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE
SOMETHING WORSE THAN ALL OF EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE AND MORE
*FEDORAS WHISPER AMONG ONE ANOTHER FROM THEIR HAT RACKS*
THAT IS IT KIDS
THAT IS THE POST
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