Hello there, my name is Alexander.
I like syringes, scalpels, stitches and smiles.
I don't really do much aside from drink coffee and exist.

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UHM.
I WAS GOING TO WRITE A POST ABOUT SOMETHING MEANINGFUL BUT I FORGOT IT WHILE ANNOUNCING MY INCREDIBLE GOOD MOOD.
I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY, THOUGH.
I REALLY LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY.

Uh. That's enough capslock for today I suppose.
I've been in a really doodle-y mood recently, so hopefully something good will come of that.
I just really want to make a slightly burned sandwich right now.
I need to stop forgetting my original plans for posts as soon as I begin writing them. Forgetting all the time is exceptionally annoying and makes me look incredibly unprepared and scatterbrained. Not saying I'm not unprepared or scatterbrained in general, or course, I don't enjoy others having to bear witness to some of those less fortunate traits of mine.

Hmm. I'd be giving you an update on my life, but nothing really has happened aside from talking to my sweetheart on Skype yesterday. He's a cutie patootie, as usual. This time, he was a cutie patootie wearing a squid hat.

Hmm.
I'm going to take my leave now.
I think it would be beneficial if, every time I said I was taking my leave, you all imagine me twirling and skipping off happily to this, possibly while flying away on a rainbow. I feel that would make everyone's day.

Just like this, pretty much.