Hello there, my name is Alexander.
I like syringes, scalpels, stitches and smiles.
I don't really do much aside from drink coffee and exist.

-casually sits on your lap and mumbles incoherently-

TODAY??? WAS A??? WONDERFUL DAY???

LIKE????

SO WONDERFUL???

IT WAS???? FANTASTIC?????

QUESTION MARK???

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TODAY WAS SUCH A GREAT DAY THAT IT REQUIRES CAPSLOCK AND VARIOUS FORMS OF INCORRECT PUNCTUATION TO EXPRESS IT DECENTLY.

I WENT TO BED AT

2:30

IN THE A.M. THIS MORNING

AND I WOKE UP A BIT BEFORE 4:00

SO SLEEP DEPRIVATION FTW

THEN

I GOT OUT OF BED

AND GOT READY FOR MY DAY

THEN I DECIDED TO SOMEWHAT NOSTALGIA TRIP AND WATCH THE PILOT EPISODE OF THE MIGHTY BOOSH, MY GOD HOW I HAVE MISSED THAT SHOW

UHM

THEN I DRANK COFFEE

THEN I

DID STUFF

ALL DAY

AND IT WAS GREAT

AND SOMEONE MADE ME SO HAPPY JUSTT BECAUSE OF HOW THEY REFERRED TO ME AND i THINK DFGTHYJUIKJHGFR

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I

CAN'T

STOP

SHAKING

BEING THIS HAPPY SHOULDN'T BE

ALLOWED

WELL

I AM GO NOW

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

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