Shamefully, most of you chose condoms. I would just like to ask, have any of you walked into the store and asked a worker, "Where are your condoms?" So no, we don't get much of that. As for the Zhu Zhus, I don't even know what those are, let alone if we carry them. Nobody asked me for them either. The Number One Item is...

THE SHNUGGIE E'ERYBODY!!
AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, IT COMES WITH...FREE BOOKRRRIGHT!!

So, since none of you guessed it, you will all recieve a...

-Ryu