Likes: Comedic plays, video games (currently a bit of a Skyrim addict,) cats, birds, derping around on Photoshop.
Dislikes: People whose native language is English yet show little grasp of it in their writing, sitting and doing absolutely nothing, forced conversation.
Okay, I personally have NOTHING against lawyers. I just found this joke very funny, so please take no offense if you like lawyers.
Joke found at coolfunnyjokes.com
Four people, a little boy, a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer, were taking a Sunday afternoon flight in a small plane. Midway through the flight, however, the plane began to develop engine troubles, and eventually began to go down. The pilot grabbed a parachute, told the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. But there were four passengers, and only three parachutes.
The doctor grabbed a parachute, saying "I'm a doctor. I save lives, so I must live!" and bailed out too.
The lawyer then grabbed a parachute, saying "I'm a lawyer. Lawyers are the smartest people in the world, so I deserve to live!" and he jumped out.
Now there was only one parachute left, and the little boy and the priest were still on the plane. The priest handed the parachute to the little boy and said, "My son, I am old and have lived a full life. You are young and still have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute, and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "It's alright, Father. The 'Smartest Man in the World' just took off with my backpack."
Yaaaa... You can tell I haven't posted for a while.^^; Anyhoo, hope you found it as funny as I did!
Well, I was so busy with my bday yesterday that I got on theO and completely forgot to post something! So, here's an Inuyasha birthday pic, courtesy of Photobucket.
