Okay, I personally have NOTHING against lawyers. I just found this joke very funny, so please take no offense if you like lawyers.
Joke found at coolfunnyjokes.com
Four people, a little boy, a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer, were taking a Sunday afternoon flight in a small plane. Midway through the flight, however, the plane began to develop engine troubles, and eventually began to go down. The pilot grabbed a parachute, told the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. But there were four passengers, and only three parachutes.
The doctor grabbed a parachute, saying "I'm a doctor. I save lives, so I must live!" and bailed out too.
The lawyer then grabbed a parachute, saying "I'm a lawyer. Lawyers are the smartest people in the world, so I deserve to live!" and he jumped out.
Now there was only one parachute left, and the little boy and the priest were still on the plane. The priest handed the parachute to the little boy and said, "My son, I am old and have lived a full life. You are young and still have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute, and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "It's alright, Father. The 'Smartest Man in the World' just took off with my backpack."
Yaaaa... You can tell I haven't posted for a while.^^; Anyhoo, hope you found it as funny as I did!
This is written in IWIT script form!Based off an epiphany I had a long time ago. A-Aiiri, K-Kura, S-Sesshoumaru
A: Hey, Kura-chan...
K:Yeah?
A: You know how Sesshoumaru is a full dog demon, riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods*
A: So that means that he has to be the son of two full dog demons, riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods*
A: And you know that a female dog is also another definition of "bitch", riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods* So what's that got to do with anyth... oooooohhhhhhh...
A: Correct! Sesshoumaru is a son-of-a-bitch! Literally AND figuratively!
S: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SON-OF-A-BITCH, GIRL?!?!
A: It's true.
S: 
I hate you so much sometimes...
K: But if you think about it, you're a bitch yourself, Aiiri-sama...
S: HA!
A: *gasps* Kura!
K: Uh-oh...
A: Are you implying that he could be my son?!?
K: O_o *Bursts out laughing*
A: *Starts laughing too*
S: *Staring at them* That sounds SO wrong, on SO many levels...
Hope you enjoyed my little epiphany! Another one is that Sesshoumaru likes haoris with flowers on them. Kinda weird, actually. If you don't believe me, just look at his current haori (y'know, the one with the hexagonal designs with the flowers in the middle?) And the haori he wears at the beginning of the third movie (it has what looks like cherry blossoms on it. They're some sort of flower, that is very clear).
ANYway, I hope you liked it! And please, PLEASE do not rat me out because it has one little bad word in it; it's still PG-13! Thank youuuuuu!!!
-Aiiri
