This is written in IWIT script form!Based off an epiphany I had a long time ago. A-Aiiri, K-Kura, S-Sesshoumaru

A: Hey, Kura-chan...
K:Yeah?
A: You know how Sesshoumaru is a full dog demon, riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods*
A: So that means that he has to be the son of two full dog demons, riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods*
A: And you know that a female dog is also another definition of "bitch", riiiiiiggghht?
K: *nods* So what's that got to do with anyth... oooooohhhhhhh...
A: Correct! Sesshoumaru is a son-of-a-bitch! Literally AND figuratively!
S: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SON-OF-A-BITCH, GIRL?!?!
A: It's true.
S: I hate you so much sometimes...
K: But if you think about it, you're a bitch yourself, Aiiri-sama...
S: HA!
A: *gasps* Kura!
K: Uh-oh...
A: Are you implying that he could be my son?!?
K: O_o *Bursts out laughing*
A: *Starts laughing too*
S: *Staring at them* That sounds SO wrong, on SO many levels...

Hope you enjoyed my little epiphany! Another one is that Sesshoumaru likes haoris with flowers on them. Kinda weird, actually. If you don't believe me, just look at his current haori (y'know, the one with the hexagonal designs with the flowers in the middle?) And the haori he wears at the beginning of the third movie (it has what looks like cherry blossoms on it. They're some sort of flower, that is very clear).

ANYway, I hope you liked it! And please, PLEASE do not rat me out because it has one little bad word in it; it's still PG-13! Thank youuuuuu!!!

-Aiiri