funny vampire academy quotes!!! XD

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." Adrian
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bi*ch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"If you want some advice-which I'm sure you don't-you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa." -Rose
"What? Doesn't he know that my heart belongs to you?" -Adrian
"It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him." -Rose
" You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better." -Adrian
"If you touch me, I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how b.a. you really are." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class." - Rose, Shadow Kiss

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point.- Rose, Blood Promise

"What's up?"- Rose
You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making out with Adrian." -Christian
It was an experiment," I said. "It was part of my therapy."- Rose
What the hell kind of therapy are you in?"-Christian, Shadow Kiss

"What’s your name?" - Dr. Olendzki
“what?" -Rose
“your name."- Dr. Olendzki
you know my name." - Rose
I want you to tell me." – Dr. Olendzki
Rose. Rose Hathaway."- Rose
Do you know your birthday?" – Dr. Olendzki
Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?" - Rose
Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off “I think she's fine”- Dr. Olendzki, Frostbite

"You know what would help?"- Rose
"Hmm?" – Dimitri
"If you turned off this crap music and put on something that came out after the Berlin Wall went down." - Rose.
"Your worst class is history, yet somehow, you know everything about Eastern Europe."- Dimitri
"Hey, gotta have material for my jokes, Comrade." -Rose
Still smiling, he turned the radio dial… To a country station.
"Hey! This isn't what I had in mind”- Rose
"Pick. It's one or the other."- Dimitri
"Go back to the 1980s stuff." - Rose
He flipped the dial, and I crossed my arms over my chest as some vaguely European-sounding band sang about how video had killed the radio star. I wished someone would kill this radio.

"By the way, my name's Rose Hathaway. I'm seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
Hey, no one said high school was easy."- Rose, Frostbite

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