Dante:.....ya know I can still hear this right....
Me: THEN GO TO UR ROOM!!! >0<
Dante:.....please stop acting like ur my parent....*points at Vlad and Finni* You legally gave me over to my dads remember Eiri.....-_- so I don't gave to listen to you.
Vlad: Well... When a man, and some other man love each other very much.... They fuck each other and a baby is made!
Finni: Yes... Thank you Vlad. It's your fault I have all the c section scars.
Vlad: *clings onto Finni* I'M LOSING MAH BABY! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX SO WE CAN HAVE MORE KIDS AND DOTE ON THEM!!! *sobs*
Finni: Eh... I have nothing better to do. Fine.
Me: Theyre trying to replace you now!
Vlad: *hic* ITS POSSIBLE! How do you think Finni and I had *hic* kids?! And Luke's mom! She was the offspring of a fifteen year old boy and *hic* his male twenty two year old teacher! *slings his arm over Finni* why isn't alcohol solving my *hic* problems?!
Finni: *nursing his own bottle of whiskey* the hell should I know...
Dante: *sighs* Dad...I'm a guy....I can't get pregnant....although with you and Pop I don't know......it could happen.....maybe.....just please, don't chase her away. *puppy face* I love her.
Me: *grabs vodka bottle* I NEED SOME OF THIS! MY POOR LIL DANTE!!! STOP ACTING LIKE AN ADULT!!!! T0T YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GROW UP!!!!
Mary Ann: He just doesn't want to see his son getting pregnant! Which his logic doesn't make sense, but it's the thought that counts! :D
Vlad: *flinging around a bottle of vodka* Why? *hic* My baby boy is *hic* growing up! I have raised him since he was a little baby! *hic*
Finni: No you haven't.
Dante:*surveys scene*......I'm just going back to my room now. *grabs Jenny's hand* AND DON'T HURT HER! She's the first person I've ever.....ever -///- anyway....I would never forgive you! *death glare*
Me: Tay Tay XD lol I was thinking the same nickname! *high fives Mary Ann* And I think Vlad is a cute over protective daddy <3 I can't wait to see the post on this lol
Vlad: *suddenly stands up holding onto Finni*
Finni: Fuck! I forgot you were bigger than me!
Vlad: MAHAHAHAHA! *drags him back to his room*
Me: Oh dear...
Finni: WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING GODDAMMIT.
Vlad: But...now that we are here....
Finni: No. You lost your privileges this week.
Vlad: But...
Finni: No.
Me: XD
Finni: *leaps on Vlad and they fall to the floor with Finni straddling him*
Vlad: *blinks and goes from his creepy yandere look to his ditzy spacey look* Ahh Finni~! I did not know you would want to do such intimate acts in front of people~!
Finni: Shut up. I had to get you to stop.
Vlad:...Stop what?
Finni: Of course...
Me: PROBLEM SOLVED! HURRAY!
Me: Huzzah!
Vlad: Yes, but this is my SON. I just got him and I'm not letting go so easily...
Finni: Urgh...I may not like her either, but at least I'm not being an ass. Hell. I haven't even met her.
Vlad: *turns around with a crazy yandere look on his face* You do realize what me finishing it would mean.
Finni: Run like fuck!!!
Me: Oh god! Not his Yandere! ANYTHING BUT THAT! AND HE'S GIANT!
Finni: Aww come on Vlad! You nearly killed the last guy! And that was when you had your baseball bat!
Vlad: *has this murderous look in his face*
Finni: Just...Just calm yourself before you kill someone.
Vlad: *stalks away*
Me: O.O
Jenny- *Smirks* Fine, I'll just go spend time in Dante's room with him. We will be all alone with the lights off, with the blinds shut and door locked.
Vlad: Мне все равно! Я блокировки его навсегда!
Finni: Yeah, yeah. I may not like her either. But I don't like a lot of people. So I have that excuse.
Me: Oh you guys! So silly...
Finni: Don't question him or he'll--
Vlad: Просто заткнись Чертовы злобный похититель СЫН! Я задушу вас!
Finni: That...
Me: Yeah... He doesn't want anyone to touch his famileh.
Vlad: IF YOU GET HIM PREGNANT YOU WILL DIE!
Finni: Wat.
Me: I find this to be interesting. A usually ditzy spacey freakishly huge Russian guy being on RAEG MODE!
Vlad: *smiles at Stella* Yes! You're a very kind person! *glares at Jenny* GET OFF MAH SON!
Me: Yes, I'm experimenting with someone actually NOT liking someone in the group. They can't all be bffs and happy campers. We need hate! MOAR HATE. And having one of the least suspecting characters seemed like the most fun :D
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: *huggles Finni*
me: d'aww... When they aren't fucking each other senseless they're so adorable...
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me: Awwws how cute Finni <3 ^^
Dante:.....ya know I can still hear this right....
Me: THEN GO TO UR ROOM!!! >0<
Dante:.....please stop acting like ur my parent....*points at Vlad and Finni* You legally gave me over to my dads remember Eiri.....-_- so I don't gave to listen to you.
Me: o0o *didn't see that coming*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: and don't forget to experiment! That's how I learned Finni is a bit of a masochist in bed!
Finni: VLAD! 0////0
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me: Strawberry? Yummy ^//^ *going into fangirl mode*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: as to how more specifically, you have to shove---
Finni: PLEASE STOP!
Vlad:--ass. But use lube. A lot. We had strawberry flavored once!
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Dante: 0//0......
Me: XD *lmao* he heard anyway...
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: Well... When a man, and some other man love each other very much.... They fuck each other and a baby is made!
Finni: Yes... Thank you Vlad. It's your fault I have all the c section scars.
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me: Whoa....
Dante: I'M NOT LEAVING SO DON'T TRY TO REPLACE ME YET!!!....how does that work anyway?.....
Me: *covers Dante's ears* He's too young to hear this....
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: *clings onto Finni* I'M LOSING MAH BABY! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX SO WE CAN HAVE MORE KIDS AND DOTE ON THEM!!! *sobs*
Finni: Eh... I have nothing better to do. Fine.
Me: Theyre trying to replace you now!
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Dante: *takes the bottles away* Ok that's enough. You guys don't need to get drunk over this....-_- you should be happy for me.....
Me: That's not how that works kiddo.
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Vlad: *hic* ITS POSSIBLE! How do you think Finni and I had *hic* kids?! And Luke's mom! She was the offspring of a fifteen year old boy and *hic* his male twenty two year old teacher! *slings his arm over Finni* why isn't alcohol solving my *hic* problems?!
Finni: *nursing his own bottle of whiskey* the hell should I know...
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Dante: *sighs* Dad...I'm a guy....I can't get pregnant....although with you and Pop I don't know......it could happen.....maybe.....just please, don't chase her away. *puppy face* I love her.
Me: *grabs vodka bottle* I NEED SOME OF THIS! MY POOR LIL DANTE!!! STOP ACTING LIKE AN ADULT!!!! T0T YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GROW UP!!!!
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@Eiri Yuki s Lover:
Mary Ann: He just doesn't want to see his son getting pregnant! Which his logic doesn't make sense, but it's the thought that counts! :D
Vlad: *flinging around a bottle of vodka* Why? *hic* My baby boy is *hic* growing up! I have raised him since he was a little baby! *hic*
Finni: No you haven't.
Eiri Yuki s Lover
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
Dante:*surveys scene*......I'm just going back to my room now. *grabs Jenny's hand* AND DON'T HURT HER! She's the first person I've ever.....ever -///- anyway....I would never forgive you! *death glare*
Me: Tay Tay XD lol I was thinking the same nickname! *high fives Mary Ann* And I think Vlad is a cute over protective daddy <3 I can't wait to see the post on this lol
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: *suddenly stands up holding onto Finni*
Finni: Fuck! I forgot you were bigger than me!
Vlad: MAHAHAHAHA! *drags him back to his room*
Me: Oh dear...
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me- Serves him right...
Jenny- *laughs*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Finni: WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING GODDAMMIT.
Vlad: But...now that we are here....
Finni: No. You lost your privileges this week.
Vlad: But...
Finni: No.
Me: XD
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
me- lol
Jenny- Uh...thanks...I'll leave you two to, do whatever you, do. *Runs to Dante's room*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Finni: *leaps on Vlad and they fall to the floor with Finni straddling him*
Vlad: *blinks and goes from his creepy yandere look to his ditzy spacey look* Ahh Finni~! I did not know you would want to do such intimate acts in front of people~!
Finni: Shut up. I had to get you to stop.
Vlad:...Stop what?
Finni: Of course...
Me: PROBLEM SOLVED! HURRAY!
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- And this is the first time I have been able to trust anyone else beside Stella and I'm not letting go either!
Me- Oh the stubbornness of both of them^^
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Me: Huzzah!
Vlad: Yes, but this is my SON. I just got him and I'm not letting go so easily...
Finni: Urgh...I may not like her either, but at least I'm not being an ass. Hell. I haven't even met her.
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
me- Ok cool :)
Jenny- You're psychotic! You don't see me trying to get between you and your man so don't get between me and mine! *Glare*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: I'm willing to be feared by my family! *creepy eye twitch*
Me: Yeah, that sounds like a plan! :D
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- No. Apparently not. Did I mention Dante would hate you if you hurt me?
Me- Maybe when they get back from rescuing Max and Finni?
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Me: Hmm... think think think.
Vlad: I'm not very ethical either. *starts encircling her*
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me- I'm sure we will figure out a way :)
Jenny- *Stomps foot* No! That's playing dirty and that, my dear friend, is unethical!
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Me: But how could we add it in... *pondering*
Vlad: Who said I was gonna play fair?
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Me- Sweet
Jenny- THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Me: Yes. Yes it would. It must be done.
Vlad: *splits into seven, each holding a bat*
Finni: Please stop...
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- Dante would hate you forever. *Fireballs in hands*
Me- Ok, tempers really need to be doused...them getting into a fight in a post would be fun
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: *produces a metal bat from out of no where that has suspicious coppery red splotches all over it* With pleasure.
Me: *facepalms along with you*
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- Bring it ON!
Me- *Facepalm*
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: *turns around with a crazy yandere look on his face* You do realize what me finishing it would mean.
Finni: Run like fuck!!!
Me: Oh god! Not his Yandere! ANYTHING BUT THAT! AND HE'S GIANT!
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- *Gets up and runs after* Why you... come on and finish what you started!
Me- Not a good idea, he's more than twice your size 0.0'
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Finni: Aww come on Vlad! You nearly killed the last guy! And that was when you had your baseball bat!
Vlad: *has this murderous look in his face*
Finni: Just...Just calm yourself before you kill someone.
Vlad: *stalks away*
Me: O.O
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny-*hits the floor* J-Just joking...good god...
Stella- *Cries*
Me- Oh wow...
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: *walks up to her and punches her*
Finni: FUCK! Vlad, why did you do that.
Vlad: I'm pissed off. That's why.
Finni: No, no, no!
Me: Oh dear...
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- *Smirks* Fine, I'll just go spend time in Dante's room with him. We will be all alone with the lights off, with the blinds shut and door locked.
Me- Uh...
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: нет!
Finni: You're fighting a losing battle, lass. He may be ditzy. But by Gods his a fucking stubborn arse.
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- CAN YOU PLEASE TALK IN ENGLISH?!
Me- Yeah This will be a very long and lovely relationship!
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: Мне все равно! Я блокировки его навсегда!
Finni: Yeah, yeah. I may not like her either. But I don't like a lot of people. So I have that excuse.
Me: Oh you guys! So silly...
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- That's very intimidating... >.> Dante can take care of himself, besides, he came on to me buster...
Me- I get that sense^^
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Finni: Don't question him or he'll--
Vlad: Просто заткнись Чертовы злобный похититель СЫН! Я задушу вас!
Finni: That...
Me: Yeah... He doesn't want anyone to touch his famileh.
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- Maybe you should study your anatomy a bit more "Sir"...
Stella- @-@
Me- Oh wow, yeah, I would say very protective^^
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: IF YOU GET HIM PREGNANT YOU WILL DIE!
Finni: Wat.
Me: I find this to be interesting. A usually ditzy spacey freakishly huge Russian guy being on RAEG MODE!
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@DramaticCheezcake:
Jenny- WHY DON"T YOU MAKE ME?!
Stella-*Rainbows and sparkles* Yay!
Me- I love it :)
DramaticCheezcake
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
@liveeverysecond:
Vlad: *smiles at Stella* Yes! You're a very kind person! *glares at Jenny* GET OFF MAH SON!
Me: Yes, I'm experimenting with someone actually NOT liking someone in the group. They can't all be bffs and happy campers. We need hate! MOAR HATE. And having one of the least suspecting characters seemed like the most fun :D
liveeverysecond
Awkward Turtle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/19/11 | Reply
Jenny- WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?!
Me- ^^'
Stella- I'm nice though and you like me, right Mr. Vlad sir?