I wore glasses for the longest time, but I just recently switched to contacts. I can't stop doing certain "glasses" mannerisms, though. Sometimes, I'll touch the place in between my eyes with my middle and index fingers to push up my glasses, forgetting the fact that I don't wear glasses anymore. I sort of miss my old glasses, but contacts are more convenient, in my opinion. I get to wear non-prescription sunshades again, anyway.

I'm thinking of wearing a contact lens in only one eye, and a manacle on the other, to look rich. Thoughts?