XD Now THIS amused me. I read the first book and that was enough for me. I don't feel it needed more books. It was bad with the first one, but tolerable bad. A one-hit wonder. When it got more...and I really have nothing against the people who like it, I just hate the GIANT fangroup of Twilitards that's even greater than Narutards on art sites. They think the book is PERFECT and that Edward is HOT and they all want a sparkle vamp (that sounds so funny to me) to come make mutated babies with them. As one girl put it; I can understand people liking it as a guilty pleasure. They know it's bad, but enjoy it anyways. It's the people who argue that it's the greatest piece of literature since Shakespeare or something that I just wanna smack. It's like "Please, just sit down and read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. And while you're at it read some Dracula and Frankenstein. Fill your mind with good literature you poor, deprived child."
And I still find it incredibly fun to question HOW THE HECK Edward can produce a kid, monster or no. He has no fluid besides vampire venom that could possibly produce a child. And I don't know much about incuubus but didn't they turn into beautiful women to steal man juice and then use THAT. Does that mean Edward was a woman at one point? And how is being in bed with cold marble great?! Dunno much about the act, but I'm sure you could ask some married woman if they'd want that piece of marble in them and a reasonable one would say no(as long as you didn't mention Edward since he's so perfect that logic is overlooked to stare at him sparkle).
And WHAT is with all the Jacob haters? Bella started that problem! She lead him on to learn about her sparkle vamp then dropped him. And everyone's all "?!11?! Why is he still bothering t3h perfect couple?1!!?" Because he thought she liked him. If she had left the poor boy alone he would've found a cool girl friend worthy of him instead of dooming himself to being with her monster baby.
I think I liked it better when Edward hated her too. Should have smelled her blood on that time and just ripped her. And it really doesn't take AGES to get over a boy. I had a crush on one for 3 years and was just rejected a week ago. I was sad for about a few days then GOT OVER IT. (although he did promise to be friends so that lessoned the impact). Just because Edward left her doesn't mean she has to go zombie and hate life for the next few months.
I remember one girl saying that if you read the first book and skipped straight to the last like she did you realized that Bella really just wanted to lay with the vamp. I do not doubt this.
And WHAT is with sparkle vamps?! I think I prefer being dead during the day like a corpse and not moving or being injured in sun light better. It gave them a weakness, cuz everything's cooler when it has a weakness. But no, Twilight vampires sparkle my little pony glitter (I'm so making fun of this in a comic with Roland, Cherry. Look for it ;D )
I think I better stop before I lose my subscribers XD
ZO.M.F.G. IF I TALKED TO U BEFORE, I WUD HAVE SWORN THIS CAME RITE OUT OF MY RANT ABOTU IT XP. gah, i hate bella,too! ah....jacob's teh only one with a developing character/real or something likeit? i thought alice was closer...ah well XP. ugh, i hate all this talk about twilight, all the gurls at my school obsess over the series....they even made a secret club at school called the "i hate twilight-haters club" its really retarded, and they claim im the one who sparked up the club. *im sorry for posting my rant onto my science teacher's door, he let me D:* ah well, i havent read thru the whole series yet, only the first 2 books, so i guess i dont have the rite to rant? XP. i was too busy barfing at everything bella did and everythng that edward sed. ah, but i thought that jane person in the 2nd book thats like a todler was kool. dman bella and her 'doesnt-get-hurt-by-stuff-that-vampires-do'. oh, and i heard the movie was really retarded, and a waste of money...yet somehow all teh tickets were sold out here for the premire. completely. its so retarded!!!!! my friend, zoe, which is a twilight series addict went to the movies in a limo to watch teh twilight movie. its insane -.- cant wait to read ur later posts on edward. i se dhe was a pedophile, too... strange, huh? ah well, ur probably going "wtf..." atm, but ah well. bai now XP
I was pretty into it at the very beginning. Then it got ridiculous.
It usually ends up that way with books that get freakishly over-popular. You know there is something wrong with the books when they're cranking out t-shirts and other merchandise like no tomorrow.
'So Mr. Edward Sexyboop is TOTALLY THE HOTTEST THING SINCE MASHED POTATOES even though his body is dead and hard like granite. And cold. I'd sure like to have a nice big slab of cold granite shoved up my baby factory.' -I can for the life of me not comprehend why he's so amazing. HE SPARKLES, HE'S A STALKER, HE'S OLDDDD. And he's freezing. Like a freaking chunk of ice. I do not want that shoved into me, nor anywhere near my body.
Jacob has to be my absolute favorite. He kind of got butchered though in the later books... *sighs*
'Super semen'. ROTFL
Bella's sooooo 'amazing'. She has magical powers when she gets transformed into the vampire ('like no other vampire before' apparently), can get pregnant and NOT DIE like everyone thought, and go into a freaking... what was it....? three month zombie act? She ignores the fact that all her human friends and family where really worried about her.
The movie... I dunno. I'm seeing it tomorrow. I'm slightly afraid.
Lolz, yeah, Bella is too obsessive and ungrateful. The book is just ruined the moment it's written in her perspective. I don't really like her attitude XD
I'm only on twilight ch. 10, so I can't really say much yet but I watched lotsa previews/ trailers etc. of the movie interviews and it said that Edward is perfect in Bella's eyes and since the whole story's written in Bellas perspective, edward is portrayed as a perfect being, but in meyer's next upcoming book, it will be written in Edward's perspective. Robert, the actor for edward said that he read the manuscript and said how inperfect and different edward really is. (Bella just makes him sound like a perfectpants, ignoring his flaws in twilight, etc)
If u have no idea what i just said there, here is the interview: http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OEIhtDy6DO8
I actually think that the minor characters are interesting tho. XD That's the strong point of twilight to my opinion, the plot is okay and the rest is kinda bwah. But Meyer said herself that her books werent supposed to be meant to be read by ppl, she said in many interviews that she just wrote it to entertain herself, it's just for her. (which may kinda make her fans not like her that much XDD)
I'm mostly reading the book since it's 25 easy reading counts points~ XD
Oh btw, u should totally watch this vid, they make fun of the movie trailer, ish hilarious XD edward just totally let bella get run over by a car XD http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
edit: oh yeah, heres the interview of meyer, she said something about not rushing with love and not jump right into sex but according to way u said, shes doing exactly that XD
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=_17kgVcHzy8&feature=related
Last edited by RSRKingdomStars at 9:52:12 PM EST on November 21, 2008.
Bleghhh.
I knew I never wanted to read Twilight.
I felt like it just some cheesy book.
Haha. My whole school is addicted with it.
Even my teachers.
It pisses me off.
I hear it everywhere too.
>>;
According to Meyer's website, the vampires have 'super' bodily fluids(but some are venom-like as well), such as blood(sorta), semen, tears(though they're still unable to cry)etc. So everything was replaced. And Edward has 'super' semen.
-u-
Go figure.
NOT THE COMPANY ;D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
I agree with you on so much of thisss
YESSS
I WAS ONE OF THOSE PPL THAT HAD FAN SPAZMS OVER TWILIGHT
but now that I've read reveiws and stuff, I see it really annoying now
I hated bella when I first read about her
Edward? didn't like him either
I don't like sparkle pants. D:
I love the emo boys moar *points at Vlad from the Chronicles of Vladmir Tod*
I wish Edward would've melted when he stepped into the light
that'd be friggn' epic! 8D
butt nooo
he has to sparkle
Mary-sue's suck
they annoy the hell outa me
I'm glad I haven't read Breaking Dawnnn
TWILIGHT HAS A MANGA
AND I LOVE THE ART IN IT. 8D
but the story is just stupid. xP
I'm hooked on the books PJatO and I Am the Messanger.
8D very good books
ttyl Cherryyyy
Cherryshock
Sold my soul (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/08 | Reply
@Sage of Magic:
You are amazing ; A;
Jacob was the only one I liked. Until Smeyer ruined him and made him a pedophile.
I th
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/08 | Reply
XD Now THIS amused me. I read the first book and that was enough for me. I don't feel it needed more books. It was bad with the first one, but tolerable bad. A one-hit wonder. When it got more...and I really have nothing against the people who like it, I just hate the GIANT fangroup of Twilitards that's even greater than Narutards on art sites. They think the book is PERFECT and that Edward is HOT and they all want a sparkle vamp (that sounds so funny to me) to come make mutated babies with them. As one girl put it; I can understand people liking it as a guilty pleasure. They know it's bad, but enjoy it anyways. It's the people who argue that it's the greatest piece of literature since Shakespeare or something that I just wanna smack. It's like "Please, just sit down and read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. And while you're at it read some Dracula and Frankenstein. Fill your mind with good literature you poor, deprived child."
And I still find it incredibly fun to question HOW THE HECK Edward can produce a kid, monster or no. He has no fluid besides vampire venom that could possibly produce a child. And I don't know much about incuubus but didn't they turn into beautiful women to steal man juice and then use THAT. Does that mean Edward was a woman at one point? And how is being in bed with cold marble great?! Dunno much about the act, but I'm sure you could ask some married woman if they'd want that piece of marble in them and a reasonable one would say no(as long as you didn't mention Edward since he's so perfect that logic is overlooked to stare at him sparkle).
And WHAT is with all the Jacob haters? Bella started that problem! She lead him on to learn about her sparkle vamp then dropped him. And everyone's all "?!11?! Why is he still bothering t3h perfect couple?1!!?" Because he thought she liked him. If she had left the poor boy alone he would've found a cool girl friend worthy of him instead of dooming himself to being with her monster baby.
I think I liked it better when Edward hated her too. Should have smelled her blood on that time and just ripped her. And it really doesn't take AGES to get over a boy. I had a crush on one for 3 years and was just rejected a week ago. I was sad for about a few days then GOT OVER IT. (although he did promise to be friends so that lessoned the impact). Just because Edward left her doesn't mean she has to go zombie and hate life for the next few months.
I remember one girl saying that if you read the first book and skipped straight to the last like she did you realized that Bella really just wanted to lay with the vamp. I do not doubt this.
And WHAT is with sparkle vamps?! I think I prefer being dead during the day like a corpse and not moving or being injured in sun light better. It gave them a weakness, cuz everything's cooler when it has a weakness. But no, Twilight vampires sparkle my little pony glitter (I'm so making fun of this in a comic with Roland, Cherry. Look for it ;D )
I think I better stop before I lose my subscribers XD
Lizinator03
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
ZO.M.F.G. IF I TALKED TO U BEFORE, I WUD HAVE SWORN THIS CAME RITE OUT OF MY RANT ABOTU IT XP. gah, i hate bella,too! ah....jacob's teh only one with a developing character/real or something likeit? i thought alice was closer...ah well XP. ugh, i hate all this talk about twilight, all the gurls at my school obsess over the series....they even made a secret club at school called the "i hate twilight-haters club" its really retarded, and they claim im the one who sparked up the club. *im sorry for posting my rant onto my science teacher's door, he let me D:* ah well, i havent read thru the whole series yet, only the first 2 books, so i guess i dont have the rite to rant? XP. i was too busy barfing at everything bella did and everythng that edward sed. ah, but i thought that jane person in the 2nd book thats like a todler was kool. dman bella and her 'doesnt-get-hurt-by-stuff-that-vampires-do'. oh, and i heard the movie was really retarded, and a waste of money...yet somehow all teh tickets were sold out here for the premire. completely. its so retarded!!!!! my friend, zoe, which is a twilight series addict went to the movies in a limo to watch teh twilight movie. its insane -.- cant wait to read ur later posts on edward. i se dhe was a pedophile, too... strange, huh? ah well, ur probably going "wtf..." atm, but ah well. bai now XP
shizuka101
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
THANK YOU!!! OMG THAT'S ALL THAT ANYBODY TALKS ABOUT THESE DAYS!!! I FREAKIN' HATE TWILIGHT!!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!
mewmewpudding
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
I was pretty into it at the very beginning. Then it got ridiculous.
It usually ends up that way with books that get freakishly over-popular. You know there is something wrong with the books when they're cranking out t-shirts and other merchandise like no tomorrow.
'So Mr. Edward Sexyboop is TOTALLY THE HOTTEST THING SINCE MASHED POTATOES even though his body is dead and hard like granite. And cold. I'd sure like to have a nice big slab of cold granite shoved up my baby factory.' -I can for the life of me not comprehend why he's so amazing. HE SPARKLES, HE'S A STALKER, HE'S OLDDDD. And he's freezing. Like a freaking chunk of ice. I do not want that shoved into me, nor anywhere near my body.
Jacob has to be my absolute favorite. He kind of got butchered though in the later books... *sighs*
'Super semen'. ROTFL
Bella's sooooo 'amazing'. She has magical powers when she gets transformed into the vampire ('like no other vampire before' apparently), can get pregnant and NOT DIE like everyone thought, and go into a freaking... what was it....? three month zombie act? She ignores the fact that all her human friends and family where really worried about her.
The movie... I dunno. I'm seeing it tomorrow. I'm slightly afraid.
RSRKingdomStars
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
Lolz, yeah, Bella is too obsessive and ungrateful. The book is just ruined the moment it's written in her perspective. I don't really like her attitude XD
I'm only on twilight ch. 10, so I can't really say much yet but I watched lotsa previews/ trailers etc. of the movie interviews and it said that Edward is perfect in Bella's eyes and since the whole story's written in Bellas perspective, edward is portrayed as a perfect being, but in meyer's next upcoming book, it will be written in Edward's perspective. Robert, the actor for edward said that he read the manuscript and said how inperfect and different edward really is. (Bella just makes him sound like a perfectpants, ignoring his flaws in twilight, etc)
If u have no idea what i just said there, here is the interview: http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OEIhtDy6DO8
I actually think that the minor characters are interesting tho. XD That's the strong point of twilight to my opinion, the plot is okay and the rest is kinda bwah. But Meyer said herself that her books werent supposed to be meant to be read by ppl, she said in many interviews that she just wrote it to entertain herself, it's just for her. (which may kinda make her fans not like her that much XDD)
I'm mostly reading the book since it's 25 easy reading counts points~ XD
Oh btw, u should totally watch this vid, they make fun of the movie trailer, ish hilarious XD edward just totally let bella get run over by a car XD
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
edit: oh yeah, heres the interview of meyer, she said something about not rushing with love and not jump right into sex but according to way u said, shes doing exactly that XD
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=_17kgVcHzy8&feature=related
Last edited by RSRKingdomStars at 9:52:12 PM EST on November 21, 2008.
Kazusa
Punzianna (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
Bleghhh.
I knew I never wanted to read Twilight.
I felt like it just some cheesy book.
Haha. My whole school is addicted with it.
Even my teachers.
It pisses me off.
I hear it everywhere too.
>>;
Kirobug
SuperBum (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
All true.
So very true.
According to Meyer's website, the vampires have 'super' bodily fluids(but some are venom-like as well), such as blood(sorta), semen, tears(though they're still unable to cry)etc. So everything was replaced. And Edward has 'super' semen.
-u-
Go figure.
FUNimation
NOT THE COMPANY ;D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
I agree with you on so much of thisss
YESSS
I WAS ONE OF THOSE PPL THAT HAD FAN SPAZMS OVER TWILIGHT
but now that I've read reveiws and stuff, I see it really annoying now
I hated bella when I first read about her
Edward? didn't like him either
I don't like sparkle pants. D:
I love the emo boys moar *points at Vlad from the Chronicles of Vladmir Tod*
I wish Edward would've melted when he stepped into the light
that'd be friggn' epic! 8D
butt nooo
he has to sparkle
Mary-sue's suck
they annoy the hell outa me
I'm glad I haven't read Breaking Dawnnn
TWILIGHT HAS A MANGA
AND I LOVE THE ART IN IT. 8D
but the story is just stupid. xP
I'm hooked on the books PJatO and I Am the Messanger.
8D very good books
ttyl Cherryyyy
KoInu kyan
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/21/08 | Reply
Mmm...Rishi does believe this is true.
BELEIVE IT!
*shot*
Damn Mary Sues...