The following are some problems I've had and me just going on and on...
Hopefully at least a little funny!!!
~Enjoy!
Problem:
I go to turn on my computer after class, as always. I open it up and… AGAIN?! WTF!?! Why, how, when?! When did my computer screen get so messy?! Its smudged there’s markings on it like I was touching it with my fingers! When did that happen??? I JUST cleaned it when before I put it away an hour ago! AN HOUR AGO!!! And no one else has been in the room!
Conclusion:
Computer Screen Smudge Gnomes did it.
Problem:
I can be a very forgetful person… I am at constant risk for forgetting my keys and getting locked out of my building/room. I once almost left my room without my shoes on. And I have left the room and had to came back because I’ve forgotten my backpack a couple of times. Today I actually got out side my room before I noticed that I had left my keys inside! “NOOOOOO!” I yelled and whirled around. The door was about to close! Luckily I managed to grab the door handle JUST in the nick of time, and grabbed my keys.
Conclusion:
I check for keys every time I leave my room (I wear them around my neck). I also mentally check the contents of my backpack too. Only if I say “yes” to these questions do I get to leave my room.
Problem:
If you are one of the following people please forgive me, but what is it with people who like telling their life story to people in elevators?! First off, WHY ELEVATORS?! Is it because the listener is trapped within it’s confines, and thus forced to hear your story? Or maybe it’s the relaxing elevator music? Perhaps the décor of the elevator reminds you of your childhood? Could it be that people feel helpless due to the trapped atmosphere of the small space? Second, why me? Is there something about that says “tell life story to in elevator”? I have had this happen on many occasions…
Conclusion:
I should probably start wearing headphones on elevators and lifts.
