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Chinese Phrase--------- English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu-------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat-----You need a face lift
Dum Gai------ A stupid person
Gun Pao Der--------- An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung---------- Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding------ We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun------ A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia-------- Approach me
Lao Ze Sho------- Gilligan's Island
Lao Ze--------- Not very good
Lin Ching------- An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding----------- A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn-------- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai------ A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be ------ A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne------ A small horse
Ten Ding Ba----- Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung------ A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan -----Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah --------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim ---------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting -----There is no reason to raise your voice
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internet crashed yesterday ^^;;; so i didnt get to come on. Well ill post some asian randomness later. ciao
Asian Joke
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"
"I say, Sem Ting."
Very depressed
This guy who i went out with a long time ago finally realized i broke up with him after like 2-3 months. He flipped out and threatened to commit suicide unless i became his gf and dump my current bf....my reasons for breaking up with him are cuz he was a jerk, we never talked, he's make me jealous by flirting with other girls, he was just a jerk in general....last night i got fed up with him trying to force me to love him so i just left the chat...im sick...not feeling well...i told him tht but he wouldnt let me rest. SO i left.....
Canada trip Details
Well umm we went to a hotel tht brother Yu told me to go to and i was outside copying the license plate for the hotel thingy and i turn around and theres this guy smiling at me with big black sunglasses and im like omg its him so i run up to him and glomp him and he picks me up and swings me around hugging the crap outa me lol. He took us to chinatown and it was huge! i got a lot of free snacks becuz ppl said i was pretty lol. We went to an awesome resturaunt a my chopstick skills were so fail lol. We also went to an anime store and i totally spazzed. I didnt know wat to buy 1st so....I just took pics lol. Then we went to a mall...it had like 5 floors!!!! I was like omg girl heaven (we only hav 2 floors here). Going home this guy passed me saying mmmm BONITA so i turned around and was like thts muy bonita to u f****tard! and me and my bro ran off lol!!!!!
The next day I couldnt see my bro Yu cuz my dad changed plans on us and we visited relatives instead. I threw a pouty fit like no other. He felt so guilty he bought me so much stuff at the Pacific mall. I bought a jade necklace tht was $30 but they gave it to me for $15 cuz i was pretty lol. I bought GIANT POCKY!!! and other types of candy i never heard of but was cheap. I also bought this new years candy tht was chocolate in a gold case but the guy told me not to eat it. He said it was for new years but i should never eat it for some reason. I think its bad luck to open it...kinda like the asian version of pandora box tht only costed me 50 cents so i bought 2. Yes i paid $1 for a curse lol. I also bought a giant panda plush!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so kawaii! And the best was saved for last.........a hong kong jacket for #35! That was like the most gorgeous thing ever!!!!! My bro called me wen we were in the food court and he's asked me to describe the food court. I was like ok so im like spinning in circles reciting the names of the stores and wat not. Then he's like ok so wats in front of u? and i said the name of the store tht was infront of me and then thts wen i realized....he was standing right there! I'm like OMFG BRO!!!!! *GLOMP* *FACE PLANT INTO BIG FIRM TIGHT PECKS* lol so yea lol So tht was like major parts of my trip lol had so much fun! we're going bac on november xD
