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Canada trip Details
Well umm we went to a hotel tht brother Yu told me to go to and i was outside copying the license plate for the hotel thingy and i turn around and theres this guy smiling at me with big black sunglasses and im like omg its him so i run up to him and glomp him and he picks me up and swings me around hugging the crap outa me lol. He took us to chinatown and it was huge! i got a lot of free snacks becuz ppl said i was pretty lol. We went to an awesome resturaunt a my chopstick skills were so fail lol. We also went to an anime store and i totally spazzed. I didnt know wat to buy 1st so....I just took pics lol. Then we went to a mall...it had like 5 floors!!!! I was like omg girl heaven (we only hav 2 floors here). Going home this guy passed me saying mmmm BONITA so i turned around and was like thts muy bonita to u f****tard! and me and my bro ran off lol!!!!!
The next day I couldnt see my bro Yu cuz my dad changed plans on us and we visited relatives instead. I threw a pouty fit like no other. He felt so guilty he bought me so much stuff at the Pacific mall. I bought a jade necklace tht was $30 but they gave it to me for $15 cuz i was pretty lol. I bought GIANT POCKY!!! and other types of candy i never heard of but was cheap. I also bought this new years candy tht was chocolate in a gold case but the guy told me not to eat it. He said it was for new years but i should never eat it for some reason. I think its bad luck to open it...kinda like the asian version of pandora box tht only costed me 50 cents so i bought 2. Yes i paid $1 for a curse lol. I also bought a giant panda plush!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so kawaii! And the best was saved for last.........a hong kong jacket for #35! That was like the most gorgeous thing ever!!!!! My bro called me wen we were in the food court and he's asked me to describe the food court. I was like ok so im like spinning in circles reciting the names of the stores and wat not. Then he's like ok so wats in front of u? and i said the name of the store tht was infront of me and then thts wen i realized....he was standing right there! I'm like OMFG BRO!!!!! *GLOMP* *FACE PLANT INTO BIG FIRM TIGHT PECKS* lol so yea lol So tht was like major parts of my trip lol had so much fun! we're going bac on november xD
Back From Canada
lol as it says im bac...ill tell u guys about it tomorrow its a very long story and im super tired and i caught a cold:(
Leaving soon xD
I'm leaving tomorrow for CANADA xD lol I'll be bac monday i think........
Today in AP english, one kid went to the bathroom and as soon as he left the teacher made his row switch with another row and moved all his stuff. When the kid got bac he sat in his seat looked around and was like....WTF????? and the teacher yelled SHHHHH I'm talking pay attention ppl! So the boy just sat there for 5 minutes before saying sumthing. The teacher was like yes wats wrong? and he was like...ummm my stuff is gone. and the teacher asked well did u bring it to the bathroom with u? and the guy was like uhhhh no???? and the teacher finally told him wat he had done lol it was so funny xD
ne way c u all in a few days! <3
Canada
Leaving this weekend for Canada to visit Big Bro Yulong xD Gotta get all my homework done before then @_@
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