Hi everyone! Welcome to my world! This one is about my random offline life! Alot goes on during that time... XD Thanks for viewing! Enjoy your stay!
-Ouransgirl/Berri!
England version! Call it patriotism! :D Or is that American?
- Created By ouransgirl
"Wake Up In The Morning Feeling Like P.Diddy"
XD! Quote from the song Tik Tok by Ke$sha. Going to be a short post. Heading off to get my decorations now. I feel awesome! Talked to Alexa 'til I was 15 for a whole hour. XD! Celebrated with ice cream at midnight! Huzzah! She says today I have to be the queen (instead of the usual princess) and everyone else is nothing but the sorry people. XD! I told her that already happened since she kept saying during school time. I even have a sign that says that! Lol. Now, I wonder if my friends will even remember who I am. My grandma sure didn't. I walked in the room, "Who are you?". Complete fail! Everybody else remembered, though. Good thing. But it took them awhile to think about it. =_= Oh well! So happy today is my bday! I'm finally 15! I can have a permit! Hooray!8D Now to end this relatively short post with a song!
"What a jackass." "You married him." "That was before I knew he WAS a jacka
XD! The quote is a conversation I had with my mom earlier. Lol. She married a jackass! But, I'm the daughter of the jackass...Which means some of his genetics are in me! O_O Oh noes! I don't want to grow up into a jackass! Not cool! Or good! Putting my worries aside, the reason my mom is talking about dad that way is because he screwed up my party. Apparently, he was too busy messing with his fireworks and forgot to check on the party reservation. So, we had to book the party somewhere else. Good thing too because it's supposed to rain on my birthday. So, we have a backup if it actually does. Indoor pool! Yah! Wish my dad had thought of that sooner! Instead of 2 days before the party! Thanks, dad! Now, I have to get the contacts of the people I invited and tell them the place has changed but everything else like the date and time are the time. Gah! Going to be a hard task since I only have a few people in my own contacts. But, I'm going to have some of them help me get the word out. Tomorrow, I'm getting my supplies to make a sign about where the party is going to be now. Great idea dad! Get it from the preschooler next door again? =_= But, I'm still pretty lucky. Law of attraction totally rules for me! Now, I don't have to worry about if it rains. And, I got the only party spot left. Just me. Nobody else. 8D! I feel so special! Whoot! In the end, I guess it all turned out for the best. Even the hair thing from yesterday. All today, people have been telling me how nice my hair looks and asking where I got it done. Although, my mom's been burying me in "I told you so"s. We can agree on stuff, though. Like how dad's a jackass sometimes. And he never listens. Lol. Weird stuff to bond over. But we do. She killed my ice cream today, too. And actually felt bad about it! XD! She offered to get me a new one from the store! Just goes to show my mom really does care about me. Anyone else would get the finger or a barrage of insults including curses. But, I get an apology and offer of new ice cream.^_^ I'm waiting for the ice cream to refreze and then I'll eat it. XD! She ate the good kind we had in the house yesterday while watching a movie with me. Then, she said we're going on a trip. For no reason. Right after my birthday. She's not kidding either. We got some suitcases and stuff from Wal-mart today. Maybe we're going on a cruise or something. That's what she was talking about. Anyway, I think it's time to turn in for the day. 'Til then!
Tired...
Hi everyone! Berri is very tired today. She spent 12 hours getting her hair done...=_= All my mom's fault! "You need your done this way for your birthday!" she said! I had to sit and wait to be finished for the whole day...And my bro went to sleep nearly the whole time. Plus, the A.A. followed me to the salon and wouldn't leave! He kept bothering me! Until I got to kick him! >D Why the hell he did that, I'll never know. I had some sort of fun. Mostly, I talked to a girl about my age and her little sister about anime.^_^ Two more awesome people to invite to my party! She draws manga style and better than me with the outfits...I totally outfit fail sometimes! No creativity whatsoever...Lol. Now, I have an idea for the next page of my comic. But, I'll submit the part I was working on before first. Then, it's time for some music fun! Lol. While my mom and I disappeared, my dad was out in the backyard looking for the perfect firework combination. He's going to set some off at my party. Let's just pray nothing catches fire. We've had an accident like that before...Only it was at my aunt's house. The reason why my dad is never allowed withing a 100-yard radius of the house if he is in possession of any kind of fireworks. No sparklers, either! XD Or lighters! My uncle has to take the lighter! I can't believe I'm related to such a pyro! He really is a maniac when it comes to stuff like that! Progress on the perfect combo is nearly there. Just a few more tries, and he's done. So far, the fire department hasn't needed to be called. Let's just hope it stays that way. Otherwise, my mom won't hesitate to kill off every single firework for the rest of his life! XD! I believe she will, too! Never mess with my mom! She means business! Lol. Speaking of dad and his firework problem, I should check it out. At least before I go to bed. Don't want anymore sudden surprises and rude awakenings. Also, I just heard an explosion that didn't sound right. 'Til then!
"You Did WHAT With A Rhombus?!!!"
XD! Poor me! I have a friend that does illegal things with geometric figures! That Gilbo is just full of stuff. Mostly randomness! Apparently, we're going to take over the world with a pencil sharpener and a rhombus! How that'll work, I have no idea. That's just Gilbo for ya! No logic whatsoever! Just do it! I got closer to my day of sleeping at least, today. If it wasn't for Gilbo being his stalker-like self. Quick tip: NEVER leave your window open when you take a nap. Especially if bushes are under that window. Also, if you take a nap, make sure it's in your bed, not on the couch. I woke up to a smirking albino boy staring down at me. I don't like it when people stand over me while I'm sleeping and stare at me! It's creepy! Very very creepy! And scary too! So, I beat him with the bat that was conviently under the couch. Don't ask why or how it got there. I'm just always packing! BD That's my line whenever I feel someone is in the house that shouldn't be there. It's usually Gilbo. And that's why he's the one always getting beaten and shot at in the house. Especially during school time. Because, I'm supposed to be the only one in the house for an hour or so. Anyone else, is suspicious and action must be taken! Meaning, unless I invite someone in, there's a good chance they'll be shot or beaten. >D Lol. I've kicked that habit, though. In the summer, my family's usually in the house. So, any suspicious people have to get through them! I think it's a pretty good system!^_^ But Gilbo may object...
Today, my dad started testing fireworks. Tradition and habit. He gets his fireworks in early June and starts searching for the perfect combination of explosives. He's very much a pyro and looks for the ones that makes lots of pretty lights and huge explosions. Although, he usually sets the lot next to our house and the backyard on fire that way. We've had to call the fire department multiple times because of him. Including the time he set the clothes dryer on fire somehow. My mom refuses to let him wash clothes at our house to this very day...We've actually called so much, the firefighters know us all. On a first name basis! My dad is crazy like that with stuff. He even uses the grill to make little fires when he gets bored. And then puts the fire on a stick. Sometimes he gives the stick to me. I don't care, since I chase people around with it. Mostly Francis. Though, I did chase my bro and Gilbo before. Best time of my life. Hopefully, he'll let me do that again for my birthday! 8D Knowing him, he'd give me a sparkler=_= Or those little fireworks you throw on the ground that make tiny explosions.^_^ I like those! They keep the weirdos away! Anyway, we're going to take a trip to various firework stores tomorrow! 'Til then!
