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OUR GOD IS AN ANGRY GOD

WHY AM I AMERICAN!?!?!
Also release date for 358/2 set, May 30th, where you can get this beauty.

Ummmm

Is the drill a metaphor for... the almighty penis?

Sister Rant

Most of you have heard about my little sister. The one obessed with Naruto and waaay to wrapped up in her own world.

This is about my older sister who just got back from Rhode Island and is home on spring break. I never really hated her, but now I'm starting to.

She monopolizes the TV, beats me up at every given chance and yells at me constantly.

The TV I can get over. She allows, yes allows, me to watch Gilmore Girls. Not to mention we basically like the same things. But I can only stand so much food network.

The beating me up thing is really annoying (and painful). I could kick the shit out of her. Don't get me wrong. I'm bigger and stronger. But... I wouldn't beat her up for sitting too close to me, or if she was watching be play guitar hero. Every time I get near her she's kicking me, or pulling my hair or pushing me over. She's twenty-freakin-one.

I don't know if its stress or what, but she tends to freak out. The girl is going to culinary school... to learn how to cook. And the tuition costs as much as it would to go the ivy league route. Which I could've taken, but didn't. Because I wanted to save my parents money. Anyhoo, our dog (my dog really) Lumos cries a lot. He cries if he wants to go out, if the tv is too loud, if you look at him funny, if he wants to be petted, if he wants a treat, if he thinks you're not paying enough attention to him. He's a crier. So, he's use to getting what he wants. I'll throw a treat outside for him when he fakes cries. So he's sitting there crying looking for a treat and a pee when she FREAKS out.

"He's hungry, go let him out."
"He doesn't need to eat for another hour, he just wants a treat."
"HE'S HUNGRY, MAKE HIS FOOD."
"I'm telling you he doesn't need to go out."
"Feed him."
"Look, just because you're home for a week doesn't mean you know everything that goes on around here."
"Just because you're stuck here doesn't mean you don't know anything."

Ummm... that kinda stung. Because I'd love to be off on my own, and I've been having some rather suicidal thoughts. But the economy is tough and I screwed up so I'm at home. Whatever, I can deal. So she pushed my purse off the table, that has my cell phone, zen and money and other breakables onto the floor and leaves it there as she makes his food. An hour early.

I make dinner about once a week, I pitch in. If my rents want me to do something, I'll do it. I go out of my way to clean up after I make meals and at dinner time. No skin off my nose. She threw a fit when my mom told her to make dinner tonight. The culinary student.

"Fine, I guess they'll just be fine with pasta."

Ugh, I'm so sick of it. She's ruining everything. I want her gone. I don't want to go to Sonic with her tomorrow, I don't want to go see Watchmen with her. I hate her and I want her gone. I haven't done anything to her, and she just freaks out. I don't know if its stress or if she's just bossy or what. I hate it, and she's going to die alone and then I can laugh in her face.

What's wrong with her?! She just stopped on her way to the bathroom to give me the evil eye, what did I do?

More Reborn Rants

I ALMOST FORGOT TO READ REBORN THIS WEEK! I had this feeling like I was missing something and then it hit me like "WOAH! GOKUDERA TIME!" The comic is started to get too crowded again... first Basil came back and now Dino too. Like, for realies, get out. I can barely stand most of you. It's better then the side stuff with The Varia though.

Why is Goku so darn adorable?! Every panel he's in is love! Also, Ryohei going home and seeing a picture of his TYL self with a GIIIIIIIIIIRL was adorkable. It looked like TYL Hana, Kyoko's bff. I wonder... Maybe they got together. She's pretty calm so Ryohei's over the top personality would bounce off well against her.

I skipped through alot of it. I don't know why but I kinda hate Basil... I know, I shouldn't but. HE'S TOO CUTE! He tries too hard or something. We've got Tsuna for this type of crap, we don't need you too. Go Basil... SHOO! Yeah, this comic is starting to get really crowded... Can we kill people yet?

OMFG WTH HINATA?! I WOULD LOVE FOR NARUTO TO DIE BUT HINATA?! NOOO SHE'S SO TINY AND I CAN SOMEWHAT STAND HER! ...When does Suigetsu get to come back?

I mean... the only person who's kicked it is the main character... ten years later. Or did he? GAWD! Let's kill Kyoko! Quick, grab your pitchforks, we can do it ladies! No? Okay...

We need more Gokudera. Bring on the Hayato growth/training chapter so I can be happy! ...And stop wanting to kill people.

Help

My best friend's boyfriend room mate has a pet rat. Currently this rat is starving to death and lives in very unsanitary conditions. So, we're going to rescue her tomorrow from him. He wants 20 bucks for the whole set up, and I'm willing to pay it to get the thing outta there.

Problem is... nobody we know wants a rat.

My mom HATES rodents. So... does anybody have a way to help me convince my mom to let me take the rat in until we can find it a better home? Please, I'm a HUGE animal lover and I don't think I can just let things stay the way they are.

Also if by some insane coincidence you live in the Chicago land area and want a rat, drop a comment.