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More Rants

Waiting for the TR patch to come up, wanna see the new character and clothes. So while I wait and read fanfics I'm gonna make a list of stuff I really like about the fic I'm working on. Beware of spoiler, but I doubt any of you guys wanna read it anyhoo.

• Riku has finally been dethroned. No longer is he the king of the douchebags.
• FIRST LEMON SCENE! Oh, so full of the lulz.
• Chaing smoking Axel. He's just too much fun.
• Roxas' mooning over Axel. Seeing as we're still in the puppy love part, Roxas keeps going on and on about how freakin' pretty/scared Axel is. Oh his white teeth, oh his hair, oh scaaaaaaars
• Demyx gets offed, cause... He's Demyx
• The symbolism...there's a lot
• The weather and always cold Roxas, except for when he's with Axel... awww (still puppy love)
• I GOT TO USE AN INTERVENTION JOKE!
• Sora being older than Roxas...BY FOUR YEARS. I don't think I've ever seen that before... but it makes sense.
• City life. 'Worth It' takes place mostly in Chicago and Providence, but this feels more urban over all.
• A cut back in swearing... so much so Roxas gets offended when Axel drops the F bomb.
• Limited dialogue, and when they speak it sounds good and is important.
• Guuuuuuuuuuuuns
• High school aged, but totally not a high school fic. There's about... three paragraphs of Roxas actually in school. During that time he's like "Dur pretty red head across the street"
• Kairi staring not as a bitch/let's-hook-up-the-gays girl. Nope she knits and is a college student. She's cool and will have a bigger part soon.
• Namine as the bitch. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN
• Sir's Not normally appearing in this fanfiction will appear... and promptly get killed. SORRY VEXEN, YOU'RE NEXT!
• I'M GOING TO FINISH IT!
• Dead parents... I'm fond of them. I wonder what that says about me?
• Plot, it's so pretty.
• EVERY CHAPTER ENDING WITH A "Dude...Axel's going to ruin your life/kill your brother/IS BAD" MOMENT BUT ROXAS NEVER LISTENS!
• Chapters are a decent length long, about 7 pages. Tis nice.

All I can think of...

HIGH TEN!

-high tens Roxas- HECK YES KIDDO WE DID IT! Whoo almost done with my first ever lemon. Still don't understand how anybody can do these for fun. I dunno if I can write any more of these, cause this is so full of lulz that I think all of them would be just as full. Yes. I wrote a funny sex scene. -head desk- Oh, and as for why Roxas get's a high ten, cause 1/2 the stories I write are in 1st person with him narrating. Making the whole thing even more awkward for me. Or... perhaps less because I didn't actually use any anatomy words. Hmm, in third you'd probably have to go more into that kinda stuff. ANYHOO I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF! I bet it really stinks but I don't care! WHOO! Congrats Roxas, you're a man now!

So glad this is over, can I get to the killing now?

Writing Rant

I haven't posted up here in a while and I feel kind bad, though I doubted you guys missed me that much, ha ha. I thought I'd do a quick post about my writing.

I took a break from writing the gun fic over x-mas. I SO WANT TO GET TO THE END. Seriously this thing is kicking my butt. I wrote a short story that this big fic is based off of and of the original plot I'm only on like.. the second paragraph. It sucks because I'm literally building a relationship from the ground up. I've only done that once or twice before. So I can't really get this fic moving because I need readers to understand why it hurts when the bad thing happens in the third paragraph of the original, because now it's a big fic and you actually see their relationship... UGH! I just wanna get to the deaths!

I don't know why, but like, my writing went from kinda quirky funny to kinda wacky angst death character crud. I dunno which one I like more. The gun fic is kinda a happy medium of the two. Right now it's all 'awww, wuve' and at the end it's gonna be 'AAAH ANGST AND BLOOD'. I still can't believe how long this thing is, I dunno why I can't get over it. Maybe cause it's the longest thing I've written with like... plot. Yes, I love to criticize myself.

As always I've backed myself into that evil horrible corner. Mmmhmmm, the evil corner that is the lemon corner. I really don't want to back out of it again, this'll be about the third or fourth time I ran away from it. I mean, there are 14 year olds out there writing sex scenes and I'm all like "Oh noes, I don't like this I feel uncomfortable!" I'm 18 years old and I know I can do it, and it's kinda important to the plot and I don't wanna pull a Stephanie Meyer waking up pillow-biter thing. Urgh, I wanna get this over with. Just bite the bullet and what not. Hopefully I can battle through it by the end of tonight and get onto the angst. OH HOW I MISS THEE!

So yeah... three chapters not fully done yet = about 17 pages. That's only about to the third paragraph in the orginal? Great. Also because I can't help but think I made their relationship move too fast, I'm going to write a new chapter three where it's just fluff and crud. I WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY CHAPTER FIVE/SIX IS SAAAAAAAAAD and not be like "So what...".

Anyhoo new icon is of a doll I did for the fic while bored and stuck, it's of Roxas wrapped up in his 82048 layers. I <3 character traits. Now I need to do a chain smoking Axel.

Harry Potter Rant

I just finished listening to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on CD and uggggggggh. Harry Potter is such a wonderful, wonderful book series and I love all the characters sooo much (except Snape...-glares-) that ugh. It totally tugged on my heartstrings with that epilogue with them all grown up and happy and uuuuuuugh. I'm serious, I think the biggest disappointment in my life is not getting a letter to Hogwarts, I started reading the series young enough that I had finished the first three or four of 'em so that summer before sixth grade was a big slap in the face.

I love books that open up SUCH a big world that there is something for everybody and you can just dive into. Oh, I love it all so much. I WANT MORE! I want a prequel with James and Lily in school, I want to know how all their parents met, heck, I'd even take a book all about Al Potter. Most of all I want more Sirius. Last night was the part with the stone, ugh. I cried. As most of you know I want to name my kid Sirius... yeah. That much of a dork.

First love, forever and always. Harry Potter.

Sewing Machine

I got a sewing machine for x-mas... and I have no idea how to use it, but the goal is to one day be able to make my own outfits for cosplay and make plushies. Right now I'm going to try to make a pair of pajama pants and then I have a few plushie patterns that I love but never turned out 100 % cause I sewed them by hand. Once I think I'm good enough I'm going to take my sister out to buy some material so I can sew her a Samurai Nobody from KH, and if I'm good enough by the time Acen rolls around, I'll probably make an Assassin Nobody for myself and another one for Katana so we can be pimp.

J/w, if I ever do become good enough do you think people would be interested in commisioning other plushies from me? I mean, it's pretty expensive to commision other people, and I think I'd be able to do it on the cheapside. I think when/if I do feel comfortable with my sewing machine I'll make a post and you all can ask me for something little and I'd be happy to make you something for free or next to it.