I'm pretty sure before this year is up I'll be in jail. Seriously, if the girls on my floor don't learn how to shut the eff up I'm going to have to take 'em all out. It's three in the morning and I'm up playing bubbleshooter cause of all the noise they're making, and frankly ear plugs freak me out. So yeah, I'm going to kill them all. It's really my only option at this point, I need sleep. Sleep + Waffles = BFF. Seriously, if I hear one more ghetto-wannabe girl screaming "***** you don't know me!" down the halls one more time I'm gonna snap.

And really, who will look after Axel (my fish) when I'm gone?