@SandLover13:

^^ yup here's what they look like: [link]

Clubs: Sorry to hear that...
Chess: ^^ sure sounds fun
Maid: No Smokes, it's not your fault... it's mine... I should've stopped

(^^' sorry, I'm not sure if you got this or not)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Pirates had guns called blunderbuss?!

Cheshire: Nothing... just had a headache...
Bongo: Yeah... Wanna go swimming?
Smokes: I'm so sorry. I fed you too much didn't I?-__-'

@SandLover13:

It's actually a weapon that was used by pirates

Clubs: What's wrong?
Chess: It's been such a long time...
Maid: *nods a little* Thank you so much Smokes...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I never even heard of it...-_-'

Cheshire: Yes, thank god! *sighs*
Bongo: I know, isn't it?
Smokes: *gives Maid water* You feel better?

@SandLover13:

It's an old weapon, but yes

Clubs: Until revived that is...
Chess: It's such a beautiful place...
Maid: *nods* Thank you Smokes...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You mean it's real?

Cheshire: I know...-_-' But their world is the only world left for me to go to since I'm dead...
Bongo: Yeah, it's like a good place for you to get away from the stress and havoc^^
Smokes: Don't worry *hugs Maid and lays her down on soft grass* I'll get you some water... I'll make you feel better...

@SandLover13:

The blunderbuss is a gun. It's a very powerful weapon and works like a regular blunderbuss

Clubs: Nice family...
Chess: You named it after me?
Maid: It tasted so good that I got carried away... I feel sick...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Blunderbuss?

Cheshire: Yes... My cousin Loe ate "The Raven" and now he rests "nevermore" due to the annoying bird... and my other cousin Worm is a nutcase. He's in love with a 20 foot tall dog and sleeps in her stomach-_-'
Bongo: Yeah. I call it "Chess' Paradise" :D
Smokes: *sees that Maid got larger (since it is Wonderland) and gained some weight, he goes up to her* Awww, I'm sorry. What happened?

@SandLover13:

And those are the weapons ^^ oh crap! I forgot one it's the blunderbuss

Clubs: Ah really?
Chess: That's so sweet...
Maid: Ugh... I don't feel so good

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

True...

Cheshire: Yes... one is Edgar Allen Poe's cat. He sometimes gets his quotes by me... and one is black cat from a book called Coraline... he got the disappearing, reappearing act from me... but they have worse problems then I do
Bongo: Yup^^
*5 minutes passed*
Smokes: *wakes up and looks that there are no more candies left* Are you okay Maid?

@SandLover13:

But it stops enemies from attacking you while you kill them

Clubs: You have cousins?
Chess: *blushes a little* You did Bongo?
Maid: *smiles and then starts eating some candy*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

That sucks...

Cheshire: Yeah, it makes sence... Plus my cousins live there, so I will have no problems
Bongo: I know. I saved it just for you...
Smokes: You're welcome. Now eat up please before this world will rot all of it *takes a short nap*

@SandLover13:

Exactly

Clubs: I think we'll have to go into Halloween Town for a while... we'll turn back to normal there thankfully
Chess: Wow!... it's all so beautiful
Maid: *hugs him tightly and kisses his cheek* Thank you Smokes ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Like your health just goes out and you just die...?

Cheshire: Besides waiting for then original Wonderland be returned? I dunno... torture someone, go somewhere, I never thought this far...
Bongo: *takes Chess to a big forest area with a beautiful waterfall* Here we are^^
Smokes: Yeah... I already have some. Beside, I'm not hungry. You have it^^

@SandLover13:

It only does that if you try and leave the area the enemy is in

Clubs: -_-' Hey, when Chess, Me, Diamond, and Spade die what do you wanna do? (they are bosses in the game and die in that order from what I edited)
Chess: All right ^^
Maid: Are you sure?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I know... yet it kills you if you make one wrong move away from the enemy...

Cheshire: You know, even when cards are taking over and it seems like a war, I'm bored-_-'
Bongo: I know somewhere. Follow me^^
Smokes: All of it is yours^^

@SandLover13:

I like it :3 it helps out

Clubs: Agreed
Chess: If we can find somewhere
Maid: *eyes widen* Wow!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow, this is the only weapon I hate...-_-'

Cheshire: Like someone once said; truth is stranger than fiction...
Bongo: How about we go somewhere where it's not corrupted^^'
Smokes: And they come in different sizes! :3 *takes out all of the candy*

@SandLover13:

Only if you try to flee enemies

Clubs: See?
Chess: I dunno...
Maid: ^^ all right *tries a piece and only bites half of the small chocolate* hm... yum! it tastes good ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You mean the clock actually kills you!? O_o

Cheshire: You need a choice once in a while... then again, since this is a video game created by some guy who has no life, I can see why you don't have no choice-_-'
Bongo: Well?
Smokes: Oh yeah... in the human world, I got these things called chocolates!^^ *gets a bag of chocolates* People dress up and go to houses to get these. It's called HALL-O-ween, or something... Wnat to try a chocolate? ^^' *never heard of chocolates before, but wants Maid to taste it*

@SandLover13:

Okay ^^ the final weapon is the DeathTimer. It's a silver pocket watch that can freeze time momentarily, but only so you can kill enemies. If you flee, it comes back to kill you

Clubs: All our family is bad because of our aunt... we got no choice
Chess: Hmm... *thinks*
Maid: We have it in common ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

O-o Can we just go to the next weapon before I go insane?

Cheshire: But when things get corrupted, are you the bad guy or the good guy?
Bongo: Dunno, something we never did before...
Smokes: Never? Me too.^^'

@SandLover13:

I know right?

Clubs: I hope >>
Chess: All right ^^ what do you have in mind?
Maid: I dunno... I've never been on a date before...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

O_o that actually makes sence... even for Wonderland...

Cheshire: Maybe you're adopted or something
Bongo: Let me see, cards taking over, bloodshed outside, insane Hatter turning people into robots... I say we should do something fun or something...
Smokes: *smiles* So, what do you want to do?

@SandLover13:

No, actually, the staff comes from the Jabberwock's eye itself. Only the Jabberwock can defeat the Jabberwock

Clubs: -_-' thanks
Chess: *drinks the last of her cocoa* What do you want to do now?
Maid: *smiles and takes the tissue she has in her vest pocket and holds it up to his bleeding nose* I hope this will help ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow, judging by the name, all you have to do is jab it in it's eye?

Cheshire: I feel so sorry for you-_-'
Bongo: Your welcome^^
Smokes: ^///^ If you want to, sure (*nods*-_-')

@SandLover13:

The next one comes in parts and you have to find both pieces to create the weapon. And once you get the weapon, this is the only weapon that can defeat Jabberwock. It's the Jabberwocky Eye Staff. It uses all your magic but it is the most powerful of all the weapons actually. You'll gain this after the Mad Hatter is beaten and you then fight the Jabberwock and later on the Queen

Clubs: *sighs* Yes...
Chess: *smiles and hugs him back* Thank you Bongo...
Maid: *blushes a little and giggles* Do you want me to help you out? (>>' I know right?)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay. Please continue...

Cheshire: Yet she's your aunt?
Bongo: It doesn't bother me... I'm fine^^ *hugs her*
Smokes: I'm just thinking of you and you are so pretty that my nosebled^^' (Wow, good way to cover up being a pervert-_-')

@SandLover13:

Actually, I'd like to have the jacks, the dice, and the croquet mallet :3 they look so cool. I also want to have the last weapon that I'll tell you after the next too

Clubs: You could be the queen -_-' she has a WORSE temper than in the corrupted world
Chess: I didn't mean for it to bother you...
Maid: Your nose is bleeding though

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

._. You only said that because I mention douche being hurt...

Cheshire: What do you mean by THAT bad?
Bongo: It's okay... I'm fine...
Smokes: *smiling and his nose is bleeding* Yeah, I'm fine ^///^

@SandLover13:

>XD heck yeah! that'd rock!

Clubs: You aren't THAT bad
Chess: I'm sorry...
Maid: Smokes! are you okay?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow, all of these weapons sound good. What if these weapons were real? *imagines Keith being blown up by the Jack-in-the-box and the Diabolical Dice XD*

Cheshire: Yet I would be more cheerful-_-' I like my corrupted version of me better... I sound like a retard in the normal Wonderland...
Bongo: ^^My feathers are still soggy from that memory *waves his wet feathers*
Smokes: *blushes and faints*

@SandLover13:

The next weapon is the Jacks ^^ they work like the dice except you can't hurt yourself with them and you can throw multiple jacks at a time... but you have a time limit with them. They'll keep attacking as long as the ball bounces

Clubs: Well you come back later when wonderland is restored
Chess: you were always sweet like this when you first came here too ^^. you let me sleep in your bed when I had a nightmare and always let me cry into your feathers when I was upset
Maid: ^^ I think it is

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay then... next weapon?

Cheshire: Well, this means I might be moving in with my cousin Worm-_-'
Bongo: *sips some of his cocoa* Your welcome! Anything for you, Chess^^
Smokes: So is this like a date? :D

@SandLover13:

Yup... well if you have the meta essence

Clubs: It's all right... she killed you after all.
Chess: wow that was quick *takes cup* Thank you very much Bongo ^^
Maid: ^//^ aw thank you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It is?

Cheshire: *looks at himself and he's a bloody ghost* THAT B****! *looks at Clubs* Sorry that I called your aunt a b****...
Bongo: *makes the hot cocoa instantly* Here you go^^
Smokes: Oh thank you. Well you are sweet too^^

@SandLover13:

lol XD I know huh? it's probably the most used weapon

Clubs: killed by the red queen (queen of hearts)
Chess: A little for me... but I think it's because of my ripped dress... *looks down
Maid: ^^ it was sweet of you to bring me here

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh... That's cool...^^ No pun intended...

Cheshire: O_o You mean I f***ing died?! Hell no!
Bongo: It's cold in here? *blinking*
Smokes: Yeah, it's my secret spot^^

@SandLover13:

Actually, it's the ice wand. It has the ability to freeze enemies and kill them with the cold

Clubs: The original Cheshire and white rabbit were killed
Chess: How about we have some hot cocoa and talk ^^
Maid: It looks so beautiful... I haven't seen this in a long time it seems like

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

God, probably the next weapon would be like a doll or something...

Cheshire: Yup. and even though I'm like a guide or something, it's weird even for me that I never get hurt...
Bongo: Yeah...^^ So what do you want to do?
Smokes: Okay, there's a small clearing which hasn't been corrupted so I'll take you there. *walks where the clearing is*

@SandLover13:

Definately ^^ use one and most enemies get KOed instantly

Clubs: Ugh... overrun with cards wanting to hurt people
Chess: It was so fun when you were here ^^ and I'm glad you're still with me today
Maid: Anywhere's fine ^^ away from here

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Doesn't sound all that great. Does it inflict great damage?

Cheshire: So how's the kingdom?
Bongo: ^////^ *blushes* I remember now... It was when your aunt thought that it was me who made all the mess that Alice did and she sent me here to work in the kingdom... I didn't like her much, but once I saw your smile and cuteness, it was all worth it.
Smokes: You're welcome... Where would you like to go?^^

@SandLover13:

The next one is the jack in the box ^^ it functions as a bomb. It has a time limit though and you have to be far away from it so it won't inflict damage to yourself

Clubs: It is Wonderland after all
Chess: Remember? I was just seven when you came into the castle. I always wanted to play with you. I'd give you hugs, snuggle into your feathers, and kiss you on the cheek. ^^
Maid: *giggles and blushes a little* ^^ thank you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, please continue...

Cheshire: Me too. Wonderland does that to you...
Bongo: How did we met? I forgot...
Smokes: *breaks Maid's chains and puts her on his head* Up you go^^

@SandLover13:

There are 10 in all, not counting both rage boxes, the tea, and the looking glass. There are six more I need to tell you about

Clubs: I drift in and out...
Chess: And it's pretty handy too... kinda reminds me of when we first met ^^
Maid: *nods* please?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

And that's my favorite quote/weapon.^^ How many weapons are there in all?._.

Cheshire: Yet you seem to be the most sane one here...
Bongo: I know, isn't it?
Smokes: It's okay... Would you like me to break your chains and I can walk you to anywhere you want?

@SandLover13:

Well there's the Diaolical Dice next. If you throw them at a hard to beat enemy, they'll attack them, but if the enemy is easy to beat or you throw the dice where there are no enemies at all, the demons will attack you Ah, the diabolical Dice … a word of caution; don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty, and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing.

Clubs: And that's how things are
Chess: Cool ^^
Maid: I can't help it... you just made me so happy...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Like what weapons? When I looked at the walkthroughs, I only got to the part where the croquet mallet is used. I never went that far.

Cheshire: The next thing might be Beauty and the Beast! This is pure madness, I tell you, madness. Then again... we're all mad here... (Favorite quote by the cat^^)
Bongo: In case there is a war or if you want to make friends... that's all...
Smokes: Don't cry *dries her tears with one of his spider legs* You might ruin your eye^^

@SandLover13:

XD actually, I like the rage quote but it's fun to say you have to admit. There's actually a better weapon that the croquet mallet, actually a lot of others are.

Clubs: -_-' hell yeah...
Chess: What's the love potion for though?
Maid: *blushes and starts tearing up* Smokes...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

That must've been your favorite quote-_-' And I love the weapon... you get to hit things with it XD

Cheshire: Oh hell no...
Bongo: I know. I use them in case I get jumped or something bad happens
Smokes: I do. And you know what? I love you...

@SandLover13:

Here's a riddle: When does a croquet mallet function as a billy club? I'll tell you: whenever you want it to be. The third is the Croquet mallet (oh, btw I think I forgot to mention this but you get to keep all of these and switch between them). You can shoot off croquet balls or you could function it like a billy club and electrocute enemies.

Clubs: He's done it to a lot of different games... I think he did a snow white one...
Chess: Wow that's a ton of potions
Maid: *blushes a little* You really mean that?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD reminds me of Chicago. Next weapon?

Cheshire: Seriously, does this "American McGee" guy have to right to do this?
Bongo: Let's see... Zombie potions, love potion, Monster potions, make everyone small potion, shall I go on?^^
Smokes: *smiles* You know Maid, I think you aren't crazy. I think you are perfect.^^

@SandLover13:

The next is a deck of cards. The deck of cards are like the knife, they are thrown, but they aren't too good because they aren't as accurate and you have a limited amout of cards unless you get more

Clubs: Exactly...
Chess: What do they do?
Maid: That's really nice of you Smokes ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay. What's the next weapon?

Cheshire: *shudders* No, no, you got a point...
Bongo: And it's still me^^ Just that my food and drinks can do more than just shrink and grow...
Smokes: Besides, I can be your legs^^ I can carry you wherever you want to be^^

@SandLover13:

X3 yup... I'd reccomend throwing it more than going up close. If you throw, less damage dealt to yourself

Clubs: True... we could look like the Mad Hatter
Chess: You're right Bongo ^^ Thank you so much...
Maid: *calms down a little and blushes* Thanks Smokes... I really hope so...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I love it^^ The knife is the coolest thing ever, even though it the most basic weapon... but deadly! XD

Cheshire: Yeah.. but between you and me, out of all the boys, we are the most better looking...
Bongo: But it's still you whether you are corrupted or not?
Smokes: *talks normally* It's okay. I'm here. Don't cry, Maid. Someone will save us all. I'm sure of it. *kisses her cheek*

@SandLover13:

The first weapon obtained is the knife ^^ the Vorporal(sp?) Blade. You can slash someone with it or throw it and you have multiple knives if you throw it

Clubs: I know -_-' then again, all the guys in wonderland are more messed up than the girls... girls look cooler
Chess: ^^ that's sweet Bongo. You're always looking out for me
Maid: Uncle turned insane he tortures all of us he replaces most of our body parts with mechanized one and it hurts! I don't know how much I can take Smokes... *bursts into tears*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool. Please do.^^

Cheshire: You know *looks at the royal family* That's very cool... except for Clubs... dude you got messed up bad
Bongo: *hugs back* I have sharp teeth so if people make fun of you, I'll bite them for you^^
Smokes: *sees poor Maid and hugs her* Aww poor Maid! What has UR Uncle dun 2 u? *doesn't noticed that he broke the wall with his big body*

@SandLover13:

There are tons of weapons ^^ you can only access the rage potion in certain areas... I think they only pop up twice in the game... maybe four times ^^ I could give you details on all the weapons

Chess: *hugs Bongo* Thank you...
Maid: I'm chained to the WALL and can't do anything! My intestines and stomach are falling out into a bucket below me I have no legs and I can't move
Chester: I have mange and barely any fur and look like I'm on steroid...
Chu and Blu: We look like we have rabies and we have spikey fur on our backs... spikier than usual
Chess: I'm gray skinned, have a psychotic smile on my face, my eyes changed yellow, my dress is torn and looks like a skirt, and I have long nails...
Diamond: My red hair it way longer, I have gray skin, I have diamonds embadded into my flesh... I have my hands sculpted like diamonds, and my dress is tattered...
Clubs: My hair is gone -_-, I'm gray skinned, look like I'm on steroids, and I'm slow...
Spades: I just have gray skin, multiple weapons, and I'm covered in blood

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool. Until then, we could have Jesse and Caroline have weapons and potions like that rage potion and them bloody knives^^

Bongo: I still think you are beautiful Chess^^
Cheshire Cat (I'm trying to create him like a cousin to Worm and looks like from the video game): But you aren't. You have a crooked beak and metal legs...
Bongo: *growls* I hate cats...
Smokes: U think U got it wrse? I have Spider legs and I'm 2 big and ovrw8 -_-' Don't forget robot like...

@SandLover13:

Yup ^^ but once the entire corrupted world is over with, the regular version of all of them will return ^^

Chess: TT^TT I hate the corrupted me!
Chester: Everyone still loves you when you're corrupted Chess!
Chu: Yeah!
Blu: Always!
Diamond: I hate me too... I'm so weird
Clubs: I look like I'm mentally retarded and act it
Spades: *shrugs* Nothing really changes for me...
Maid: It's TERRIBLE! Uncle cut me in half and I got my right eye cut out and replaced with a mechanized one

This is great.^^ So we are doing the corrupted version? I think I can manage that...