Well.. The title should be enough warning for this post. :<
Anyway, STORY TIME:
So today my mom picked me up from school like every single Monday. Then my dad calls asking if she got me and blah blah blah. Then when he's about to hang up he says, "Yeah, when you guys get home, you can help me figure out how to kill these rats.." AND THEN, my mom was all, "OOHH MMYYY GGGODDD. EW. WHAT?! EW. JUST EW." And then I was all, "Aw! Nuuuuuu~ don't kill them! They're so cute.."
So anyway, we get home and my dad said that when he was out mowing our backyard, he thought he saw a bird in our birdhouse. So [I keep repeating words..], for some strange reason, he goes and looks only to find FOUR FRIKIN RATS. IN A BIRD HOUSE. I FIND THIS ODD.
He couldn't get them out of the bird house without them all scurrying around on our lawn, so what does he decide to do? He puts a piece of wood over the entrance of the bird house..
THEN HE TURNS ON THE BARBECUE.
THEN HE PUTS THEM IN THERE.
WE WERE GONNA HAVE BARBECUED RIBS TONIGHT.
NOT NO MORE.
Oh but wait. It gets better.
THEN HE DECIDES THEY AREN'T BURNING FAST ENOUGH AND THROWS THEM IN A WHEELBARROW.
THEN HE SETS THEM ON FIRE WITH A LIGHTER INSIDE THE WHEELBARROW.
OH GOD AM I SCARRED.
...please never let this happen to your little critters... T^T
I frickin get it. He's dead.
But that doesn't mean that you have to say the same things over and over and over and over and over and over again on EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. D:
DERP.
Oh yeah. Just in case you didn't know.. Osama Bin Laden?
...
That.
That. Was the highlight of my life (besides my birth) so far. I met Wendy Powell (I cried and she called me cute twice and hugged me and said I did a "absolutely wonderful fanart of Envy" for her XD), Chris Cason, Clarine Harp, Chistopher Bevins, Cynthia Cranz, watched the SIXh. fashion show, went to the exist†trace concert (even though they made us wait like an hour) and got them to sign my CD (they also made us wait like an hour for that too, but it was worth it), ANDDDD got my Chrono Crusade volume 1 signed by Daisuke Moriyama.
That as well as eating hardly anything, seeing many men dressed as women not wearing underwear (no really. Srs business.), and saw AMAZING~ COSPLAY~, as well as stocked up on:
-6 volumes of manga
-1 CD
-2 shirts
-1 Alphonse plushie
-1 Death Note L keychain for my bestest friend who sadly couldn't go. :c
-2 amazing drawing things (one of a robot and one of a few of these thingys)
-1 cellphone keychain type thing
SO. ALL IN ALL. I BELIEVE I HAVE NOW LIVED. TWO LAST OBJECTIVES BEFORE I DIE:
1. Meet Vic Mignogna in person and GLOMP THE CRAP OUT OF THAT MAN.
and 2. Cosplay. Cosplay sooo hard.
..I am so going back next year. XD
//EDIT// I got a picture of my purchasessss :3
5 Nicknames:
Ashy
Smash (My grandpa just loved to poke fun at my name)
Ash
Len
Ninja #2 (long story...)
5 Best Friends (real life):
Emily
Austin
Maddie
Kinsey
Neda
5 Enemies:
Racist/prejudice people
Bugs
The heat
A girl in my class named Hailey
5 Generic Things About You:
I eat like a pig, but I don't gain as much weight as I should.
I don't like toddlers. At all.
I have brown and blonde hair, both are natural colors.
I am a natural trouble maker in real life but never get caught. >:D
I love horror stories as well as 'facts' that prove that there is a government conspiracy.
5 Features About Your Face:
I have dimples.
I have bluish gray eyes.
I have REALLY long eyelashes
I have circles under my eyes even though I sleep like a normal person. Like L! :D -shot-
I have cupid's bow lips that my friends tell me when I smile, they look like Ciel Phantomhive. .__.
5 Physical Features you like about yourself:
I have long legs.
I like my eyes.
I like my hair color
I gotz myself some big hipsss.
I hardly ever get zits, when I do, they are small.
5 Physical Features You Hate About Yourself:
My cheeks. They are just so darn... FAT. >_<
Small hands.
My finger nail will not GROW!!! ;__;
My thighs are jiggly.
I am odly shapped. You would think I am fat, but in truth the only fat part about me are my thighs, my cheeks and my upper arms.
5 Random Facts About You:
I never study, yet I get straight A's.
I procrastinate beyond belief.
I love to sing, but never in front of people because in RL, I am a shy little mouse.
I love to read. Especially sad depressing books. X3
In RL, I never say the word 'short' or any synonym of that because of my die hard obsession with Edward Elric.
5 Things About Your Personality:
I don't have a short temper, but when I do get angry, it's like mother fudgin' WWIII.
I never get nervous until, AFTER I do something worth being nervous over.
I hold grudges.
I am such a pervert it isn't even funny.
I am one of those people who is socially awkward.
5 Colors You Like:
Crimson
Black
Gold
Silver
Blue
5 Foods You Like:
Chicken
Apple
Cheese pizza
Pocky (BOO YAH!)
Rice
5 Bands You Like:
exist†trace
SID
L'Arc-en-Ciel
Buono!
Sixx:A.M.
5 Scents You Like:
Rain
Grass
Fruits
Trees
Snow
5 Movies You Like:
Death Note (all the live actions)
The Ring
The Nightmare on Elm Street
Harry Potter (all the movies)
Whispers of the Heart
5 Celebrities You Like (I assume voice actors count) :
Vic Mignogna
Laura Bailey
Mamoru Miyano
Aaron Dimsuke
Daisuke Ono
5 Things About Your Best Friend:
Pervert. PERVERT. PERVERT (we always watch hentai together. i love it. >w<)
Loves anime (she introduced mt to it. I love her for that).
Always laughs at my horribly lame jokes
So much prettier than me and a lot of other people I know
Also obsessed with Edward Elric.
5 Things About Your Crush:
Height complex...
Gold hair in a braid...
Part of the military...
Red coat...
Missing two limbs...
5 Hobbies:
Reading (Can that be a hobby?).
Playing soccer.
Watching anime (It's more of a lifestyle, but y'know).
Writing.
Watching really weird YouTube videos (like, you have no idea. 0__o).
5 Talents:
Writing.
Reading. ;D
Watching anime.
Soccer.
Uh... Breathing.
So the assignment was to write a story that you are swimming in the ocean at night with a shark. Our teacher said that the shark could be friendly if we wanted to write that way, but, knowing my twisted personality, I did not. :P
So here is what I wrote:
I don't know why this happened. Why? Why did it have to happen to me, when I was alone, none the less. "No! No, not me!" I was bleeding. Something was missing. My arm? My leg? I couldn't tell, but I did know I had to keep swimming.
"No! Let me live! Please, god, please!" I could feel the creature just gnawing at me. I couldn't escape.
Now I came to my senses. I could tell what I was missing. My left leg was gone, no...not just gone, but devoured. "HELP!" I screamed, no one was around. "Anyone! Please, just save me!" It was pointless. It was midnight and pitch black, without even the moon to illuminate my suffering. "Not me! Not now! I-"
My meaningless pleading was cut short as I was pulled under. I kept struggling and struggling, but any amount of effort was futile. I came to the sad truth of things after that. I was going to die.
The next morning, my body was found. Eaten and, almost, unidentifiable.
So that would be the end... Please note that this was written in around 15 minutes.. :/
And after that, to much of my dismay, my teacher read it in front of the class.
I was not happy. >:c
So anyone who is reading this, please comment and tell me what I could do to improve. :D
It would be greatly appreciated.
