During the summer I have to come to work with my mom, and her boss just came in.. And he talked to me. This is a problem becasue I am HORRIBLY shy. It's sad. ;__;
THEN OF COURSE HIS WIFE CAME IN. WITH HIS THREE KIDS. AND THEN THEY ALL TALKED TO ME.
My face is so red right now. And I look like crap, too, because I'm getting over a cold.
And to make matters worse, when I get nervous, my voice starts to sound like a toddlers.
...Awesome.
Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. What is your name?
Ashley
A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, bada$$, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.
not many can handle her.
someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a f***.
someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.
She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.
She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.
"D*mn, did you see Ashley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]
[WTF?! 0__0]
2. How old are you?
13
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
[13 is my lucky number though...]
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Emily
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
[she's pretty but.... -__-;]
4. What should you be doing?
Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
[At least this one is accurate. XD]
5. What is your favourite colour?
Crimson
A deep rich purplish red colour.
The cape's crimson.
6. Where were you born?
Everett
handsome, kind, caring.
eg
Everett's a soulmate.
[Um... I was born in handsome, kind, and caring?]
7. What month were you born in?
August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
[Okay?]
8. What day were you born on?
Sunday
The last day of the weekend and is usually ruined because of the thought of another dreaded Monday.
Also the day when people are supposed to go to church but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
Guy 1: Hey it's sunday.
Guy 2: D*mn that means tomorrow is monday. What a bummer.
[This is true. At least for me it is. But I don't get hungover...]
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mother
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
[...]
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Ashy
When a negro's skin so dry it looks like they a white folk who been workin' in a coal mine.
D*mn, Sheila skin be ashy.....she need some cocoa butter to moisten up.
[Oh, wow.]
