1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
No, I like being single!
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Yesssssssss
3) How many houses have you lived in?
One!
4) Favorite candy bar?
Hard to narrow down. But at the moment, all I can think of is Caramilk.(Caramelk. LAWL!)
5) Favorite shoes?
DCs, Circa, Converse, and more
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Pssssssh, I've tripped myself while tripping someone.
7) Least favorite school subject?
Math or French, no question about it.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
When I was like 8.
10) Have you ever thrown up in ... public?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
Jolt.
33) Do looks matter?
Yea, but personality is the shit.
34) Do you use chap stick?
Rarely, I'm all for gloss! VASELINE!
35) Favorite bands:
All Time Low
Marianas Trench
Paramore
Flyleaf
and much, much more.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
AMERICAN EAAAAAAAAAAAAAGLE!
37) Are you too forgiving?
I can be, but usually I'm not.
38) How many children do you want?
Two, one girl one boy. Or maybe two boys, I dunno.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Noperdoodle.
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
A BANANA! No, not a man's banana, GAWD!
41) Do you own a gun?
Of course I dooooooooooooooo!
No, I'm 12, I can hardly go near one.
42) Ever thought you were in love?
Not that I can remember.
43) When was the last time you cried?
Uhhhhh, I dunno.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
UR MOM! Kidding, I forget.
45) Restaurant:
Um, Um, Um, I dunno.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Psshyea! It was a dare, although he wasn't so fond of his new nickname.
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
YEA! IT WAS CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDBOARD!
48) Nicknames?
Jess
Jessie
Messica
Iftw
Jessa
Messy
Shmessica
Ferrit-chan
Jessica Shmessica
and more.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Noooooo, somehow I find that name really, really, really funny, in fact I was laughing at it for a few seconds.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
no, but I've been to KFC. Ew.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
GOD NO! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SE-- Never mind.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
I'm thinking about Spongebob! For reasons I don't even know.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
YOU KNOW IT!
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
Nope.
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Yuppers!
57) Do you dye your hair?
No, don't even get me started on how much that stuff smells.
58) Does anyone like you?
Well, all of my friends so, and my family. So that counts.
59) What month were you born in?
FEBRUARY, FEBRUARY!
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Uh, being dead? Unborn? Neutralized? Created? I dunno, I wasn't born yet.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
I did, when I was like 6.
62) McDonalds or Wendys?
McDonald's yucky! Wendy's please!
63) Do you like yourself?
Ish.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Mom, daddi-o's hardly home.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
HAIR! Ask anybody. And the eyes.
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Only when I'm alone in it.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Yes, and pretty damn proud of it!
68) Do you own a webcam?
It broke.=(
69) Have you ever stripped?
Only on school nights.
Tee hee!
Kidding.
Well, actually I have, to get dressed. DUH!
70) Ever broke a bone?
Yea, my brother helped too!
Did that make sense...?
72) Do you chat on MSN often?
ALL THE TIME, BIATCH!
73) Pringles or Lays?
Either one.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Uh, maybe. Possibly. I don't know.
75) Rugrats or Doug?
RUGRATS! Those little rascals!
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
Neither. CSI all the way!
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
I'm not even in high school yet. Ask my brother.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yea, my brother. 24/7, but he calls almost everybody fat. Besides him, yes in a joking way though.
79) Do you have a birth mark?
Wouldn't you like you know.
80) Do you own a car?
No, I wish though.
81) Can you cook?
Yea, I love cooking! Though I tend to burn things if I'm not supervised.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1) When people pronounce "milk" "melk", though I do it sometimes, when I'm bored.
2) My brother.
3) When somebody talks to you about their relationships, non-stop, and when they're trying to be just like you.
(Nobody could pull all this off. Except for moi!)
83) Do you text message often?
Yea, I'm a texting maniac!
84) Money or love?
Love, money can't buy happiness. Unless, it's Jolt, that's an acception.
85) Do you have any scars?
Yea, a bunch all over my body! But I'm not gonna say where because then I'd have to get all detailed on you.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
JOLT! And maybe a unicorn.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Hell yea! Though, they scare the crap out of me if i don't have somebody there to make fun of them with.
88) Relationships or one night stands?
Uhhhhhhh, both? The first one? I don't know!
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Juicy Fruit!
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
Not really.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Nooooooo
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
YEA! I WRITE ON WALLS WITH THEM!
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
Uhh, a lot of people?
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
Erin
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
I dunno
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
My brother and his friends
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
Seriously fell for; Nobody
Fell for: A lot of people
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
Bexxies!
100) Who was the last person that called you?
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
DONE! And that's the last survey for the night! Maybe.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
1. What is your current ringtone?
The Gummy Bear Song - Crazy Frog!
2. What is your current wallpaper?
Uhh, MY GANSTA KITTY! (He'll go all ninja on yo ass, in like 5 minutes)
3. Do you own a picture phone?
YUPAROO!
4. If so, what was the last picture you took?
Offfffffffff JAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
5. Go to your text message inbox and type what it says.
"Wat i got a mag chocolate sweter shoes gum and shorts."
That was from Errrrrrrrrrrrin!
6. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
Uhhhh, I dunno, and I don't really wanna count.
7. Go to your last missed call, who was it?
I deleted them, but I think it was from my brother, or Jayna
9. What service do you have?
ROGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service?
YO MOMMA! Jk, 5
11. Who's on your speed dial number 5?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrin!
12. Do you have a voicemail?
Psssh, you know it!
13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have:
Ummm, 3!
14. Who do you call the most?
Uh, uh, uh, I DUNNO!
15. How many text messages do you get a month?
Ummmm, over 300? 400? I dunno, something like that.
16. Can you send pictures?
LIKE TOTALLY!
17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?
THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION!
(0955 Shhhhhh)
18. Go to your sent texts, what does the 8th one say?
"Erie! I saw Matty @ church it was interesting"
I WAS IN MY MOMMY'S CAR!
19. What about the 15th?
"Brenden doesn't really get sarcasm so that's probably y he told u that i'm sure he's not mad so calm ur hormones!(my brother got me saying that)"
IT WAS TO ERRRRRRRIN! LOVE U ERIE BERRY!
20. Who's the last person that you called?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrin
22. Last person that texted you?
Errrrrrrrrrrin, and Mackenzie
23. Last person you added to your address?
Uh, NATASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
24. How many minutes are on your plan?
I dunno
25. Do you like your phone?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BITCHES!
26. What is it?
Sony Ericson
27. What color is your phone?
Red and Silverrrrrrrrrrr!
TAA DOW!
I FINISHED!
COLTON'S MY BIATCH!
Jk, Jk!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
ADIOS AMIGOS!
TTFN!
OK, I managed to get away from Jess, her eyeliner, and lip stick. Yes, I'm scared too.
She's stuck out in the hall way again. LET'S LEARN SOME NEW STUFF ABOUT HER!
- When she's not optimistic, she's one hell of a pessimist.
- If she doesn't get any caffine in her system, she'll go all sad.='(
- She never matches her socks, no matter what.
- She loves her brother's hoodies.
- She has a lot of mental issues.
- She's never heard of a KEY!
- She makes odd noises when she's bored.
- She likes horror movies, even if they scare her half to death.
- She loves caffine, yet hates coffee.
- She doesn't like pumpkin pie at all.
- She tends to give people hugs at any given time.
- She's loud most of the time.
- She can be really quiet.
- She swears. A LOT.
- She's not a morning person.
- She loves bright colours.
- She doesn't like silence, it scares her.
- DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND ON HER KNEE! She'll spaz out.
- She can't stand smokers.
- She's terrified of any kind of bug, harmless or not.
- She can never look at pork the same way because of what happened 2 years ago.
- She's really random.
- She's still out on the hallway banging on the door. LOL.
- She loves making up nicknames for people.
- She likes watching cartoons, no matter how old they are.
- She's 3 at heart.
- She's the most immaturist friend I have.
- She likes the cartoon characters from Disney, except the princesses, and all that.
- She finally found the key!
- She's VERY oblivious.
I GOTTA GO, SHE'S ALMOST IN! BYEEEEE!
-Jay
I SAW MATTY AT CHURCH!
And I was panicking over a candle in church, because I was afraid I'd drop it, burn the church down, then be called a satanist the rest of my life!
Yes, I exaggerate just a bit. Not my fault, I blame the ozone layer. And hair spray, don't know why though.
I SAW THE CANADIAN ARMY! And my brother said he wasn't a terrorist. Pssssh, he is. We all know it.
OOH!
Apparently, I'm Spanish, Chinese and a bunch of other stuff somewhere down my bloodline.
Yes, for the people who know me, I was thinking the same thing. 'How the hell does that work?!' Personally, I have no idea.
IT'S EASTER, BITCH!
I'm in a good mood today. Can't you tell?
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and no it's not just because I'm wearing a headband with bunny ears on it. Phhhhht, no!
(All I need is the tail, that I've been longing for for like my whole life)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
DON'T EAT MY BABY!
I should really stash Jolt somewhere in my room. It would explain why I'm so jumpy 24/7. But unfortunately, I don't have a stash of Jolt, which meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans, I'M NATURALLY LIKE THIS!
Wanna know what I'm thinking about?
All Time Low.
Wanna know why?
Because I'm listening to them.
Wanna know how?
With my iPod.
Wanna know what kid of iPod?
Silver, nano.
Wanna know what pants I'm wearing today?
Dark blue skinnies.
Wanna know why Jayna's so short?
Truthfully, I have no idea why. She just is. It's the cycle of life, I'm tall, she's short, it works out that way. Owwww!
She's here! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She hit me. Big meany.
Now she's rolling her eyes. I DO TOO READ BOOKS, I EVEN WRITE STORIES! GAWWWWWWWD!
She's a terrible speller. She almost spelled Books, BBooks. She has mental issues.
DO NOT!
She's also too oblivious to notice I stole the candy that was in her hand.
GIMME MY CANDY!
Like I said, totally oblivious.
I pushed her off my chair.
LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL!
NOW I'M GONNA GIVE HER A MAKE-OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Oh, great. I'm gonna look like I got hit by a truck.
HEYYYYYYYY! DON'T BE SUCH A PESSIMIST!
Don't be so tall, and we'll talk.
Yea, yea.
MIDGET! TEE HEE!
I'M NOT A MIDGET!
ARE TOO!
AM NOT!
ARE TOO!
AM NOT!
ARE TOO!
Fine, I am. And you're a giant.
EXCUSE ME MISSY, GIANTS ARE PRETTY GANGSTA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Whatevs. We should gets to goin'. Byeeeee!
-Jay
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
(SHE ALSO HAS A BETTER SIGNATURE THEN JAY!
BUT JAYNA WON'T ADMIT IT)
JESSICA RAPED YO MOMMA!
DID NOT!
DID TOO!
SHUT UP, SHORT FRY!
YOU...TALL FRY!
Wow, and they saw I have issues.
Because you do.
Oh, shut up.
THIS IS MY AND JAY, SIGNING OFF!
LOVE 'YA ALL!
(JAYNA HAS RED HAIR!)
(HER BROTHER'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!)
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!