First off, no offense to anyone who likes Twilight. I just thought this was a funny quote, and thought I would put it in a card. I myself have read Twilight, and I don't hate it (I don't love it either, but that's beside the point).
A quote I've been meaning to put into card-form for awhile. From Crispin Freeman while he was answering questions at Otakon 2009. Someone asked him, "What do you think about Twilight?" (because of his role as Alucard from Hellsing) This is what he answered.
The quote made me laugh and Crispin Freeman is one of my favorite voice actors. C: