Because he's dapper, that's why... 
Here we have Johann's Lusus, the ever so handsome Dapper-affe.
Yes, I know he isn't the color a giraffe should be but..HE'S DAPPER-AFFE, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO CONCEDE TO THE NORMAL COLORS OF YOUR EARTH GIRAFFES.
Besides, he looks nice like this.
His hat...is lopsided...I just noticed this. That's what I get for drawing in Algebra class.
Don't steal Dapper-affe or face the wrath the JoJo..and me.
