Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.

Also in this world, I shall post:

• Memes | Random Questionnaire, TheOtaku Questionnaire, Music Meme, Boy or Girl?, Are you...?, My Meme!

• Anime comedy | Naruto Hell?, Inuyasha in a Minute (1), Inuyasha in a Minute (2)

• Special Quotes | Marcus Aurelius

Segments: Agree or Disagree?, Pet Peeves

Other Sites You'll Find Me: Tumblr, Minitokyo, DeviantART, LiveJournal (I don't visit this much), Blogspot (I visit this even less), Twitter (I joined this site over a year ago because of my infatuation with Tom Felton) Since my absence, Tom Hiddleston has become my life-ruiner. Don't understand it? Just research him and it'll happen to you too. That man is a Disney Prince, brought to life.

The Things Yaoi Taught Me...

• All ‘Straight’ men are insecure, or completely unaware of their homosexual tendencies.

• All girlfriends or wives of seemingly straight men are bitches, clingy, or insane (usually all of the three).

• ‘Straight’ men can be turned 100% gay in about two milliseconds.

• Nonconsensual sex is perfectly legal. It’s not like he doesn’t want it anyway.

• Despite any psychological trauma, hardship, or imbalances, it is perfectly all right to engage in sexual intercourse---right then and there.

• Condoms? What are those?

• In any relationship, there is always a ‘seme’ and an ‘uke’. Always.

• Uke’s are usually identified by their flustered faces, blushes, and their inability (or pitifully spoken way) to just say ‘no’.

• Seme’s are usually identified by their lusting expressions, their suave and/or passionate nature, and their extreme desire to ravish their partner at any moment, in any environment.

• Danger, fright, or suspicion is the perfect plot device to propel couples into a steamy love fest, usually ending with the premature declaration of their dedication and love.

No, but really---I love yaoi. xD I'm watching some right now... >.> Ai no Kusabi is the best.

Feature: 02/13/10 | By: SolemnSerpent | 6 comments | Tags: anime, funny, list, manga, true, what, yaoi