What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: You're still dead.

Leo: Yeah...figured that. <Kurogane starts to chase Leo around>

Tomoyo: Do you know Leo?

Kiyo: Yeah. We are good friends and he acts like my personal bodyguard. Sort of like you and Kurogane.

Tomoyo: Yeah. Now we both know the pain.

Kiyo: It gets annoying after a while, doesn't it?

Tomoyo: <nods>

Kurogane, Leo: WHAT?!

Azzimalus: This place is dysfunctional.

Tomoyo: Indeed.

Azzimalus: Is it always like this?

Tomoyo: <smiles> With Kurogane around, yes.

Azzimalus: I see. By the way, what's the small, white thing on the short guy's head supposed to be? And what's with the holo-projecter beam coming out of its head?

Mokona: Mokona is Mokona!

Azzimalus: What's a Mokona?

Mokona: Mokona is Mokona!

Azzimalus: O-Kay. Who's the chick in the holo projector?

Yuko: I am Yuko.

Azzimalus: Ok. Who's the kid and the tall, quiet guy?

Mokona: Syaoran and Fai!

Azzimalus: And the little, sleeping one?

Syaoran: Sakura.

Leo: <still running> She's cute, too.

<Syaoran gives into the chase>

Syaoran: WHY YOU LITTLE—