What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Tomoyo: Pretty much.

Sakura: Oh.

Tomoyo: Not to worry. It will be over in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...

Kurogane: Fine!

Soma: Fine! <both glare at each other>

Tomoyo: That signals the end of the argument.

Mokona: So now Kuro-chi is cheating on his girlfriend! <in singsongy voice> You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it!

Tomoyo: <yells, starting to cry>I thought that you said that you loved me!

<Kurogane blushes. Big time>

Kurogane: I'm not cheating on you! I promise!

Tomoyo: Sure! Just like you promised not to waste human life!

Yuko, Sakura, Syaoran, Fai, Soma, and Mokona: Oh. Burned.

Fai: <whispers to Mokona> Uh...I think we went a bit too far...

Mokona: <nods>

Tomoyo: So you two set this up?!

Fai: Uh...we can explain...

Kurogane: <whispers to Fai> Now this is Kharma.

Fai: <whispers back> Not helping.

Tomoyo: Kurogane.

Kurogane: Yes?

Tomoyo: Permission granted.

Kurogane: What?

Tomoyo: You can attack them now.

Kurogane: Now you have seen Kharma in two ways.

Fai and Mokona: What?

Kurogane: Direct and Indirect.

Fai and Mokona: We've only seen Indirect.

Kurogane: Well...now you will see Direct. <Starts cracking his knuckles and glares>