INTERVIEW WITH MEH-EH-WEOA
KSR: Meh-Eh-Weoa, tell me a little about yourself.
Meh-Eh-Weoa: I feel tired.
(Meh-Eh-Weoa's stomach growls.)
KSR: You poor thing! Let me get you some food.
Meh-Eh-Weoa: Th-thank you.
(One meal later...)
Meh-Eh-Weoa: Thank you so, so much. The Aadauroti don't feed me very much.
KSR: Why not?
Meh-Eh-Weoa: They say I'm like a plant. I've never seen a real plant before, but somehow they feed themselves by turning light into food.
KSR: So, I just finished interviewing Meh-Eh-Au. What is your relationship?
Meh-Eh-Weoa (blushing): Well, he's a trainee, like me. Sometimes he shares his food with me. I don't have any real way of returning the favor. The only thing I can do is be supportive toward him.
KSR: Are there other trainees besides you two?
Meh-Eh-Weoa: Yes. They really pay me no mind, though. It's probably because I'm not very strong.
KSR: Well, keep your chin up and do your best.
Meh-Eh-Weoa: I will.
KSR: Anything else you want to say to the people reading this?
Meh-Eh-Weoa: They're reading about me? Eep!
KSR: Oh! I didn't mean to scare you!
Meh-Eh-Weoa: I'm not scared. I'm just surprised that they'd be interested in me.
KSR: I'm glad that I could give you this moment in the spotlight, Meh-Eh-Weoa. Take care!
