This world has changed it's title so much, Rishi doesn't know what to name it anymore! So Rish decided to name it The World With Many Titles! XD And it's a contest world, to boot. X3

The results of Rishi's last contest are finally in! The next one should start up very, very soon. <3

So enjoy yourselves, kay?

~Rishi, teh genki girl~

What They Would Say: Book One

A/N: Welcome to Book One! That's all I have to say! tokyokisshu asks: Shigure - err, do you find dog food appealing at all? Just wondering... SHIGURE: Dog food?! Where?! Tohru, we have dog food?! Yum!...

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What They Would Say...book one, chapter three

A/N: Hmm...didn't get as nearly as many questions as I hoped I would get last week...oh well. A BIIIIG thanks to Squee-Neji and mewmewpudding for asking questions!

Onward!

mewmewpudding has questions for Furuba characters!

Haru: Have you ever thought of becoming a detective to help solve all those 'mysteries' in the world?

HARU: Wow. What a great idea. Thanks. I'll remember that.

Tohru: What is your favorite household chore to do?

TOHRU: I'm up for anything! ^^

Kyo: What would you do if some little kid started following you everywhere because they looked up to you?

KYO: I guess that would be kind of cool...I mean, at least that damn rat doesn't have anyone that looks up to him! I'd probably teach the kid how to fight and stuff. Maybe introduce him to Shishou. But he might get annoying after awhile...

Ayame: Has anyone ever come up to you on the street and asked you to make an outfit for them?

AYAYME: Oh, plenty of times! And I've never turned one down!

Ayame: Where did you learn your amazing fashion skills?

AYAME: Oh, what an exellent question! I think it all started when I was but a young lad, when suddenly, I had a vision! The vision said...(blah, blah, blah blah blah blah...)...and, my friend, is how I got my amazing fashion skills.

Mine (you know, Ayame's helper?): How do you put up with Ayame's insanity?

MINE: I help out with the boss a lot! *complete disregard of the question*

Hatori: What would you do if some woman fell down on the street near you with a heart attack?

HATORI: Why, I would pick her up and carry her to the hospital, of course. What a silly question.

Hiro: How do you deal with all those stares Kisa gets in public?

HIRO: Who's giving Kisa weird stare?! I'll go beat them up!

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Squee-Neji, of course, is giving me more questions! Thanks, Squee!

Neji: Please bare my children!

NEJI: *refuses to answer*

Neji: What do you do about your fangirl problem?

NEJI: Five words...HAKKE KUSHO! and you die.

Neji: What do you look for in a woman?

NEJI: Well...I don't know. The only women I serve are Hanabi-sama and Hinata-sama. I have no time for other woman.

Kiba: What do you look for in a woman?

KIBA: She's got to love dogs, and be good in a fight! But not better then me!

Akamaru: What do you look for in a woman?

AKAMARU: ...? Woof! (Kiba is my only master!)

Tenten: Most of your fans are only your fans when you're paired with Neji, so what do you think about this?

TENTEN: Oo! Fans? Where?

Hinata: You have been paired with every Naruto character in existance, what do you think about this development?

HINATA: I-I guess I'm just...easy to control...oh no...!

Hinata: NejiHina?

HINATA: N-nii-san...?! I cou-could never...!!

Neji: NejiHina?

NEJI: If it's destiny, I must obey.

Hinata: KibHinaAka? (KibaxHinataxAkamaru)

HINATA: AH?! *confused*

Kiba: KibHinaAka?

KIBA: Akamaru...what have you been doing when I'm not around...?!

Akamaru: KibHinaAka?

AKAMARU: Woof. (As long as it isn't Sasuke, I don't care!)

A/N: Well, that's all she wrote for this week! Please do your best to ask more questions for me to answer next week!

What They Would Say...book one, chapter two

A/N: Well, things with this series of features have gotten complicated, but I've cleared things up with SomeGuy, so I can continue this feature once a week on Fridays and Saturdays, and after about four of these little features I'm going to re-post it into one big post! So please do your best to ask questions as much as possible! Thanks!

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SaxGirl has a few questions to ask!:

Naruto: who would you rather have in your team (if you could choose anyone from one of the other teams) than Sasuke?

NARUTO: Well, Sakura would definatly be on my team! And a replacement for Sasuke...hmm...anyone would do. I couldn't care less...as long as he's off my team. Believe it!

Sakura: same question, but for Naruto

SAKURA: Well, other then Sasuke, Lee is a pretty nice guy...maybe I could help him with his looks and that God-awful bowl cut...

Sasuke: same for both of them

SASUKE: No one. I work ALONE.

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mewmewpudding has a bunch of questions!

Haru: You ride your bike enough, so what do you do when it breaks down?

HARU: I hug a pretty girl and travel as a cow, of course. That has gotten me into trouble quite a few times, though...

Shigure: How do you get over your writer's block?

SHIGURE: What's a writers block? No, no! I don't get writers blocks. What I get is editors blocks. *smirk*

Tohru: What do you do when a color sock/other article of clothing gets thrown into the 'whites only' load?

TOHRU: Oh no! There was a colored sock in the whites only?!?! I messed up again! I washed it with the whites AGAIN!!!! I'm so sorry...

Kyo: What do you do when some guy starts asking for your money on the street?

KYO: Why bother asking? I'd beat the hell out of him, of course.

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And of course, Squee-Neji has many, many good questions for us!

Neji: How do you get your hair to be so silky?

NEJI: My secret? I use HARU BEAUTY PRODUCTS, of course. That, and the silk-i-fier. But you didn't hear it from me.

Shikamaru: How come your ponytail defies gavity?

SHIKAMARU: I get it from my dad, who gets it from his dad, who gets it from a pinapple who lives under the sea...

Iruka: Would you rather teach a kindergarden class or a class with Naruto in it?

IRUKA: Well...having Naruto for three years was hell, but kindergarteners are pretty much like a bunch of Narutos, except more hyper and troublesome. So I'd rather have a class with Naruto in it, thank you.

Iruka: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike.

IRUKA: What the--?!?!

Kakashi: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike

KAKASHI: Now, come, Iruka, it's not that bad...I enjoy seeing the types of stories these youngins come up with...

Kankuro: What is YOUR funk power? (Don't understand, see Naruto abridge series 21)

KANKURO: Well, I don't like saying it, but I am one of the best when it comes to singing. So CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Naruto: What do you look for in a girl?

NARUTO: She's gotta be nice, and not care about looking pretty or dieting or anything, or the fact that I'm possessed by the nine-tailed fox. And she has to like ramen. That's a must.

A/N: Hope you liked my answers! Allthough...there weren't nearly as many questions as last time...so! Everyone, do your best to come up with at least THREE to TEN questions this time, and I'll answer them next week! Ja ne!

What they would say part three

A/N: You really don't need to read these in order, ne? Thanks for all the questions, everyone! :D And Rishi's sorry she can't answer all of them...but there were a lot of questions...byun!

tokyokisshu asks:

Shigure - err, do you find dog food appealing at all? Just wondering...

SHIGURE: Dog food?! Where?! Tohru, we have dog food?! Yum!

Hatsuharu - considering cows have four stomachs (and can eat grass), does that mean that you can digest grass in a human form as well?

HATSUHARU: Don't make me do it again. It was not fun.

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mewmewpudding asks:

Ed: How do feel about not being able to ride all the rides at amusement parks?

ED: It SUCKS!

Al: Have you ever tried sticking magnets to yourself?

AL: Yeah...big brother had to help me pull them off...*shiver*

Al: How many animals have you tried to fit your armor?

AL: Seventeen. And a mouse, but I don't think that counts.

Kyo: Ever tried catnip?

KYO: GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME! SERIOUSLY!

Yuki: Do you really enjoy all that cross-dressing? Your brother sure seems to love it.

YUKI: My...brother...?! *twitch*

Yuki: Who do you prefer most out of the Student Council?

YUKI: Um, Machi-san...Kakeru is way to hyper, Kimi is...well, Kimi, and Nao is too angry all the time. Reminds me of how I used to be.

Haru: Got milk? (Ahaha... I already know the answer to this. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.)

HARU: What, you want some? Moo.

Haru: Ever thought of going vegetarian?

HARU: I've got a question for you--got milk?

Kyo: What did you REALLY do during that mountain training? Did you ever fight some bears, like rumored?

KYO: Maaaybe...*slinks away*

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Markus wolfe asks:

Kiba:Are you jealous of Naruto?

KIBA: Why the hell would I be jealous of that shrimp?!

Sand Siblings: How many Metallica records do you own?

(A/N: Rishi had a little help from Squee-Neji on this one...)

GAARA: ...We have all their records...but there's one I can never get enough of. ...and it's...*breaks out into song* EXIT LIGHT! End of night! Take my hand, we're off to never never land. *starts playing sand guitar*

TEMARI: Enough...but usually I don't listen to them. It's just the boys...With their 'Master of Puppets' and 'Black albums'...I'm personally more of a fan of Evanescence...

KANKURO: *bursts out into song* Come crawing FASTER! Obey your MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER, MASTER! Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings! *continues on for the whole 8 minutes of the song*

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Squee-Neji has quite a few questions to ask...

Neji: Who do you consider yourself closer to, Hinata or Tenten?

NEJI: Who's TenTen?

Neji: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji? (long haired bishis UNITE!)

NEJI: WHAT THE SCREW?!

Shikamaru: Do you know your IQ score?

SHIKAMARU: Considering how much I suck, it must be pretty low.

Shikamaru: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji?

SHIKAMARU: ...I'm going to go away now...


Sasuke: What do you think about your most popular pairing, SasukexSakura?

SASUKE: ...well...I'm going to kill someone. Seriously--I. Hate. FAN PAIRINGS!!!

Gai: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

GAI: Oh my! Sometimes I am too youthful for my own good!

Lee: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

LEE: Sometimes, Gai-sensei is too youthful for his own good!

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DeidaraNarutoClan asks:

Light & L: How do you feel about fanfics about you two?

LIGHT: Well, let's see...Oh, hey, Misa? I need your help in sniffing out a few fanfiction authors...

L: What do you mean? I write a couple of them! >3

Matt: How do you feel aboput being on the series a short time before being killed?

MATT: *is dead*

L: Why couldn't you choose between Near and Mello who would be your successor?

L: Well, I was kind of DEAD...

A/N: That's all Rishi has for you today! And, please, next time, why don't you ask questions that can relfect on your everyday life? Example, asking Sesshomaru how to get a date, asking Hatori what to do when your car jams, etc. Go for it, please!

What They Would Say... Part Two

A/N: Well, here's the next installment of WHAT THEY WOULD SAY! Rishi's bored, it's Saturday, and Rishi has nothing to do. Go figure.

Thanks for all the questions, everyone!

From Rishi's favorite answer-giver-er, Squee-Neji!

Hinata: Can you PLEASE stand up for yourself, for the sake of the world and all it's inhabitance, PLEASE!?

HINATA: Ah...! I'm so sorry...! I didn't even realize that I don't stand up for myself...I-I mean, I do know that, but I thought I was improving...I'm sorry...!!

Hinata: Will you ever confess to Naruto?

HINATA: *BLUSH*

Hinata: What are your thoughts on your teammates?

HINATA: Shino-kun is very strong, and Kiba may have a temper, but he has good qualities, too! I-I really like both of them...

Hinata: Who are you closer to, Kiba or Shino?

HINATA: S-Shino-kun is really unsocial, but recently he's opened up to me...but Kiba is my closest friend.

Hinata: What about your relationship with Neji?

HINATA: N-n-niisan?!?!?! Wh-why would I...have a relationship with...?! *blush*

Hinata: Am I interrogating you too much?

HINATA: N-n-no...of course not...

Everyone: Who would win: Akamaru or Pakkun?

NARUTO: Well...Pakkun could kick Akamaru's ass...Akamaru's a wuss.

SASUKE: Pakkun. Hands down.

SAKURA: I don't like Pakkun that much, so I'd say Akamaru!

KAKASHI: Why bother asking me this question? Pakkun is older, wiser--and is better trained!

IRUKA: ......

NEJI: The one that DOESN'T pee on my manski--I mean, my robe.

LEE: They would both win, for they are YOUTHFUL!!!

GAI: I'd say Pakkun. But that's because I don't know Akamaru.

KIBA: What the heck are you people saying?! Akamaru could SO whip that puny old fart!

HINATA: ...A-Akamaru...

SHINO: My bugs could beat them.

INO: Screw both of them! I don't even know them!

SHIKAMARU: That Pakkun has a nasty set of teeth...

CHOJI: Do I have to answer?

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SailorMoon4376 asks:

Kankuro: When are you gonna stop acting so cocky?

KANKURO: Cocky? I don't act cocky! Who the heck said that?!

Sasuke: Are you gonna kill Orochimaru soon?

SASUKE: Well...I got two words for you: Manga. Spoilers.

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And a question from from SAXGAL-san!

Sasuke: what will you do about the fact that your nickname is "Sasgay"?

SASUKE: Let's see...I figure I'll become gay, wear a stupid costume when I turn 14, and declare my hate of fangirls. Oh wait. I already did that.

And that's all the questions Rishi feels like answering! Next time, don't just ask Naruto questions, though! Ask other questions, too! Rishi wants to answer questions for Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket...see you next time!

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