What They Would Say: Book One

A/N: Welcome to Book One! That's all I have to say!

tokyokisshu asks:

Shigure - err, do you find dog food appealing at all? Just wondering...

SHIGURE: Dog food?! Where?! Tohru, we have dog food?! Yum!

Hatsuharu - considering cows have four stomachs (and can eat grass), does that mean that you can digest grass in a human form as well?

HATSUHARU: Don't make me do it again. It was not fun.

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mewmewpudding asks:

Ed: How do feel about not being able to ride all the rides at amusement parks?

ED: It SUCKS!

Al: Have you ever tried sticking magnets to yourself?

AL: Yeah...big brother had to help me pull them off...*shiver*

Al: How many animals have you tried to fit your armor?

AL: Seventeen. And a mouse, but I don't think that counts.

Kyo: Ever tried catnip?

KYO: GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME! SERIOUSLY!

Yuki: Do you really enjoy all that cross-dressing? Your brother sure seems to love it.

YUKI: My...brother...?! *twitch*

Yuki: Who do you prefer most out of the Student Council?

YUKI: Um, Machi-san...Kakeru is way to hyper, Kimi is...well, Kimi, and Nao is too angry all the time. Reminds me of how I used to be.

Haru: Got milk? (Ahaha... I already know the answer to this. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.)

HARU: What, you want some? Moo.

Haru: Ever thought of going vegetarian?

HARU: I've got a question for you--got milk?

Kyo: What did you REALLY do during that mountain training? Did you ever fight some bears, like rumored?

KYO: Maaaybe...*slinks away*

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Markus wolfe asks:

Kiba:Are you jealous of Naruto?

KIBA: Why the hell would I be jealous of that shrimp?!

Sand Siblings: How many Metallica records do you own?

(A/N: Rishi had a little help from Squee-Neji on this one...)

GAARA: ...We have all their records...but there's one I can never get enough of. ...and it's...*breaks out into song* EXIT LIGHT! End of night! Take my hand, we're off to never never land. *starts playing sand guitar*

TEMARI: Enough...but usually I don't listen to them. It's just the boys...With their 'Master of Puppets' and 'Black albums'...I'm personally more of a fan of Evanescence...

KANKURO: *bursts out into song* Come crawing FASTER! Obey your MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER, MASTER! Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings! *continues on for the whole 8 minutes of the song*

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Squee-Neji has quite a few questions to ask...

Neji: Who do you consider yourself closer to, Hinata or Tenten?

NEJI: Who's TenTen?

Neji: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji? (long haired bishis UNITE!)

NEJI: WHAT THE SCREW?!

Shikamaru: Do you know your IQ score?

SHIKAMARU: Considering how much I suck, it must be pretty low.

Shikamaru: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji?

SHIKAMARU: ...I'm going to go away now...


Sasuke: What do you think about your most popular pairing, SasukexSakura?

SASUKE: ...well...I'm going to kill someone. Seriously--I. Hate. FAN PAIRINGS!!!

Gai: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

GAI: Oh my! Sometimes I am too youthful for my own good!

Lee: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

LEE: Sometimes, Gai-sensei is too youthful for his own good!

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DeidaraNarutoClan asks:

Light & L: How do you feel about fanfics about you two?

LIGHT: Well, let's see...Oh, hey, Misa? I need your help in sniffing out a few fanfiction authors...

L: What do you mean? I write a couple of them! >3

Matt: How do you feel aboput being on the series a short time before being killed?

MATT: *is dead*

L: Why couldn't you choose between Near and Mello who would be your successor?

L: Well, I was kind of DEAD...