What They Would Say: Book One

SaxGirl has a few questions to ask!:

Naruto: who would you rather have in your team (if you could choose anyone from one of the other teams) than Sasuke?

NARUTO: Well, Sakura would definatly be on my team! And a replacement for Sasuke...hmm...anyone would do. I couldn't care less...as long as he's off my team. Believe it!

Sakura: same question, but for Naruto

SAKURA: Well, other then Sasuke, Lee is a pretty nice guy...maybe I could help him with his looks and that God-awful bowl cut...

Sasuke: same for both of them

SASUKE: No one. I work ALONE.

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mewmewpudding has a bunch of questions!

Haru: You ride your bike enough, so what do you do when it breaks down?

HARU: I hug a pretty girl and travel as a cow, of course. That has gotten me into trouble quite a few times, though...

Shigure: How do you get over your writer's block?

SHIGURE: What's a writers block? No, no! I don't get writers blocks. What I get is editors blocks. *smirk*

Tohru: What do you do when a color sock/other article of clothing gets thrown into the 'whites only' load?

TOHRU: Oh no! There was a colored sock in the whites only?!?! I messed up again! I washed it with the whites AGAIN!!!! I'm so sorry...

Kyo: What do you do when some guy starts asking for your money on the street?

KYO: Why bother asking? I'd beat the hell out of him, of course.

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And of course, Squee-Neji has many, many good questions for us!

Neji: How do you get your hair to be so silky?

NEJI: My secret? I use HARU BEAUTY PRODUCTS, of course. That, and the silk-i-fier. But you didn't hear it from me.

Shikamaru: How come your ponytail defies gavity?

SHIKAMARU: I get it from my dad, who gets it from his dad, who gets it from a pinapple who lives under the sea...

Iruka: Would you rather teach a kindergarden class or a class with Naruto in it?

IRUKA: Well...having Naruto for three years was hell, but kindergarteners are pretty much like a bunch of Narutos, except more hyper and troublesome. So I'd rather have a class with Naruto in it, thank you.

Iruka: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike.

IRUKA: What the--?!?!

Kakashi: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike

KAKASHI: Now, come, Iruka, it's not that bad...I enjoy seeing the types of stories these youngins come up with...

Kankuro: What is YOUR funk power? (Don't understand, see Naruto abridge series 21)

KANKURO: Well, I don't like saying it, but I am one of the best when it comes to singing. So CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Naruto: What do you look for in a girl?

NARUTO: She's gotta be nice, and not care about looking pretty or dieting or anything, or the fact that I'm possessed by the nine-tailed fox. And she has to like ramen. That's a must.