What They Would Say: Book One

Onward!

mewmewpudding has questions for Furuba characters!

Haru: Have you ever thought of becoming a detective to help solve all those 'mysteries' in the world?

HARU: Wow. What a great idea. Thanks. I'll remember that.

Tohru: What is your favorite household chore to do?

TOHRU: I'm up for anything! ^^

Kyo: What would you do if some little kid started following you everywhere because they looked up to you?

KYO: I guess that would be kind of cool...I mean, at least that damn rat doesn't have anyone that looks up to him! I'd probably teach the kid how to fight and stuff. Maybe introduce him to Shishou. But he might get annoying after awhile...

Ayame: Has anyone ever come up to you on the street and asked you to make an outfit for them?

AYAYME: Oh, plenty of times! And I've never turned one down!

Ayame: Where did you learn your amazing fashion skills?

AYAME: Oh, what an exellent question! I think it all started when I was but a young lad, when suddenly, I had a vision! The vision said...(blah, blah, blah blah blah blah...)...and, my friend, is how I got my amazing fashion skills.

Mine (you know, Ayame's helper?): How do you put up with Ayame's insanity?

MINE: I help out with the boss a lot! *complete disregard of the question*

Hatori: What would you do if some woman fell down on the street near you with a heart attack?

HATORI: Why, I would pick her up and carry her to the hospital, of course. What a silly question.

Hiro: How do you deal with all those stares Kisa gets in public?

HIRO: Who's giving Kisa weird stare?! I'll go beat them up!

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Squee-Neji, of course, is giving me more questions! Thanks, Squee!

Neji: Please bare my children!

NEJI: *refuses to answer*

Neji: What do you do about your fangirl problem?

NEJI: Five words...HAKKE KUSHO! and you die.

Neji: What do you look for in a woman?

NEJI: Well...I don't know. The only women I serve are Hanabi-sama and Hinata-sama. I have no time for other woman.

Kiba: What do you look for in a woman?

KIBA: She's got to love dogs, and be good in a fight! But not better then me!

Akamaru: What do you look for in a woman?

AKAMARU: ...? Woof! (Kiba is my only master!)

Tenten: Most of your fans are only your fans when you're paired with Neji, so what do you think about this?

TENTEN: Oo! Fans? Where?

Hinata: You have been paired with every Naruto character in existance, what do you think about this development?

HINATA: I-I guess I'm just...easy to control...oh no...!

Hinata: NejiHina?

HINATA: N-nii-san...?! I cou-could never...!!

Neji: NejiHina?

NEJI: If it's destiny, I must obey.

Hinata: KibHinaAka? (KibaxHinataxAkamaru)

HINATA: AH?! *confused*

Kiba: KibHinaAka?

KIBA: Akamaru...what have you been doing when I'm not around...?!

Akamaru: KibHinaAka?

AKAMARU: Woof. (As long as it isn't Sasuke, I don't care!)

A/N: Well, that's all she wrote for this week! Please do your best to ask more questions for me to answer next week!
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Yuki: In order to save Tohru from a horrible demise, you have to dress up as a girl with a (short short) skirt, make-up, wig, and all that. Would you do it?

YUKI: Well, if I needed to do it for Miss Honda, I would probably do it...

Kyo: In quite a few fanfics you've been paired with Yuki or in some cases Haru, what's your repsonse to this?

KYO: WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING, PAIRING ME UP WITH THAT DAMN RAT AND THE STUPID COW!? YOU *censored*

Yuki: Do you ever get annoyed by the fan club you have at school?

YUKI: I have a fanclub?

Kyo: Are you affected by catnip? If so, what did you do?

Kyo: Haven't I been asked this question already? Oh well...anyway, catnip?! GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME!!!!

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Squee-Neji, of course, has questions to ask, too!

Sakura: What do you look for in a man?

SAKURA: He has to be strong, and handsome, and...SASUKE!!! (*is pre-timeskip*)

Sasuke: What do you do to keep fangirls at bay?

SASUKE: I do not ackonowlage my fangirls. They are not fangirls. They do not hate enough.

Akamaru: Is Kiba your only true love?

AKAMARU: Woof! (Yes!)

Neji: Can I call you 'Screw towards the sun'?

NEJI: ...no. Just no.

Shino: What do you do when an enemy is wearing bug repellent?

SHINO: What is 'bug repellant'?

Hinata: Everyone on your team has a pet (Kiba has Akamaru and Shino has his bugs). If you had a pet, what would it be and why?

HINATA: Um...well, I actually have some goldfish...b-but I don't think that they can fight...

Lee: Have you every been to Quebec?

LEE: CANADA, EH!!!

Neji: Would you rather be stuck in a room with a bunch of fangirls or a bunch of spiders? Why?

NEJI: ...I refuse to ackonowlage that question.

A/N: Well, that's all she wrote! Please give me new questions to answer next week! And if you want to see more, please visit Rishi's Features!