Ryoko's Revenge

-Back in the girl's bathroom... (5:42 PM)-

"Ugh! Kyon, can't you ask your sister or something?" Haruhi asked.

Kyon slapped his face. "Haruhi, there are two problems with your theory: One, I'm you right now, so I can't just go over to my house, and two, she's only ten, and you're FIFTEEN!" Kyon shouted.

"Then you could go ask your mom!"

"How about you-"

"Hello? It's me...Koizumi, and I'm with...Nagato. Uh...Just let us know when you two are done in there..." Itsuki said quietly.

"D***IT! They could hear us out in the hallway! Hey...Was that just me, or was that Yuki saying that she was Koizumi? Haruhi, are you almost done?" Kyon asked.

"Yes, but it took me forever to put it in-" Haruhi replied.

"SHUT UP, HARUHI! PEOPLE COULD HEAR US OUT IN THE HALLWAY THIS WHOLE TIME!"

"Sheesh, someone's a little crabby today."

"Why I ought to...Is this her bizarre way of flirting? Shut it! Now let's get out of here before someone else discovers us!" Kyon said as they walked out of the stall.

"Hi Koizumi! Hi Nagato!" Haruhi said happily as she saw Itsuki and Yuki.

"Watching Haruhi say that while she's in my body...It makes me feel like I'm an idiot!" Kyon thought.

"Good afternoon, Haruhi and Kyon!" Itsuki said.

"Wait...Why did Yuki-?" Haruhi asked.

"Miss Suzumiya, Yuki and I have switched bodies." Itsuki replied.

"So I was right after all!" Kyon thought.

"I am capable of explaining. Do you wish do know what happened?" Yuki asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Yuki continued, "All four of us-along with Tanaguchi and Mikuru-woke up as another person-at different times. First was me, at 4:40, second was Itsuki at 4:50, third was Haruhi at 5:00, fourth was Mikuru at 5:10, fifth was Tanaguchi at 5:20, and lastly, you Kyon, at 5:30."

"Wait, do you mean us as in our bodies, or us, as in our minds?" Kyon asked.

Yuki continued, "I mean you as in your minds, not your bodies. If you want what time each body woke up, it would be in this order: Itsuki, Yuki, Kyon, Tanaguchi, Mikuru, and then Haruhi."

"Wait...That means...Mikuru and Tanaguchi are in each other's bodies!" Kyon shouted.

"Yes, but their current locations are unknown." Yuki said.

"We have to find them! Who knows what sick things Tanaguchi could be doing to Mikuru's body!" Kyon shouted.

"Is this a mystery for the SOS Brigade to solve?" Haruhi asked. "Again, seeing myself say something like that makes me feel looks so stupid!" Kyon thought.

"I guess you could call it a mystery, since we have to find Tanaguchi and Mikuru." Yuki stated.

"OoOoOo! YAY! WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A MYSTERY!" Haruhi said happily.

"Yeah, who knows what they're thinking right now...especially Tanaguchi... Hey, Yuki, Itsuki, how did you guys meet each other, anyway?" Kyon asked.

"Well, since I was the first one to wake up, I waited out in the hallway for someone else to wake up. About 10 minutes later, I had seen my body exit the clubroom. I soon realized that I was Itsuki. We were both very shocked. We then talked about how such a thing could happen for a little bit, and then we headed to the library for answers. We didn't find anything. So, we started heading back to the clubroom...but then we found you two. Every so often, I would tell Itsuki that someone-I mean...Um...Itsuki, Kyon, how about we go to the library?" Yuki suggested.

"What about me? Haruhi asked.

"We're going to go check the library again while you try and find Tanaguchi and Mikuru, okay?" Itsuki said.

"Okay, meet me back at the clubroom at 6:30, sharp!" Haruhi said as she was leaving the bathroom.

"Okay, good luck!" Itsuki replied.

"Now, let's head to the library." Yuki stated.

Kyon and Itsuki nodded in agreement.