-Inside the clubroom 2 hours later...(5:30 PM)-
"Eh? What the-? Where am I? " Kyon thought as he got up from the floor.
"OUCH! Apparently, I must've hit the ground pretty hard; I have a throbbing headache! Wait a second...Why's my voice so much higher than usual? It must be because I hit my head, so that's effecting my hearing. I'd better head to the nurse's office and get some medicine."
"I wonder where everybody went." Kyon thought as he was leaving the room.
"OUCH! My back's killing me too!" Kyon rubbed his back.
"Eh? My uniform feels different!"
Kyon immediately looked down. He was wearing a skirt!
"WHAT THE H**L? WHY AM I WEARING A SKIRT?" Kyon shouted.
Kyon turned towards the school's trophy case, and saw Haruhi.
"Wha-What the h**l? Why-of all people-am I Haruhi?" Kyon thought as he darted into the bathroom.
Kyon looked at his reflection. He saw Haruhi. He splashed his face with water. Still Haruhi.
"WHAT THE H**L? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?" Kyon shouted.
"Haruhi? What are you doing in here?" Kunikida asked.
"Oh crap! I'm a girl standing in a guy's bathroom! Kyon thought.
Kyon sprinted out of the guy's bathroom, and into the girl's.
Kyon slapped his face. "Kyon. You're a girl. Haruhi Suzumiya-OUCH! WHY THE H**L DOES MY BACK HURT SO MUCH? Wait...Don't tell me...Please! Please don't tell me it's that!"
Kyon rushed into a stall. D***IT! Now what am I supposed to do? I guess I have to go through Haruhi's stuff...Gulp!
Kyon rushed to Haruhi's locker. "Phew, good thing Haruhi forgot to lock her locker! Hm...I think it's this bag."
Kyon unzipped the bag. "...Evidently."
"Whoever you are, DROP MY BAG RIGHT NOW!"
"Evidently that's Haruhi..." As Kyon looked up, he saw himself.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Haruhi roared.
Kyon tried to answer, but Haruhi interrupted.
"OH GREAT! YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MY PERSONAL BAG! YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT, TANAGUCHI!"
"I AM NOT TANAGUCHI!"
"LIKE THAT'S BETTER?"
"So, WHO ARE YOU?"
"I'M KYON!"
Haruhi grabbed Kyon by the tie.
"EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE GOING THROUGH MY BAG! NOW!"
"Well...Since I'm you, and you're me..."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Haruhi seemed as though she was going to blow.
"Uh...I kind of...Well, need help with this..." Kyon was very nervous.
"UGH! FOLLOW ME!"
"Follow you, you're dragging me by the tie!" Kyon thought as he was being dragged into the girl's bathroom.
"Uh, Haruhi...Just be sure you're not seen!" Kyon said nervously.
"I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW!" Haruhi chanted.
Kyon sighed. "Okay...Now, I know what you're thinking, normally in a situation like this, I would be going against Haruhi; but right now...I don't think it's the right time to do that..."
Haruhi pushed Kyon into the stall.
"Uh...Haruhi this is very uncomfortable-" Kyon said nervously.
"I DON'T CARE, KYON! IT'S MY BODY, AND IF MY SCHOOL UNIFORM GETS RUINED, I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Well, they're my hands. Couldn't you just buy a new one?" Kyon said without thinking.
"KYON! I CAN'T JUST GO BUY ANOTHER ONE! YOU ONLY GET TWO: ONE FOR WINTER, AND ONE FOR SUMMER! AND ANOTHER THING, THE SCHOOL PURCHASES THEM, SO I CAN'T JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!"
"Haruhi! Be quieter, you don't want us to be seen or heard-"
"I-DON'T-CARE! NOW HOLD STILL!"
"Fine! OUCH! My head hurts!"
"STOP COMPLAINING KYON!"
"Okay...Apparently I'm getting the physical symptoms of Haruhi's monthly "present", and Haruhi's all emotional and crap. Sigh, I hope this doesn't last much longer. But seriously, did we really get stuck like this because we touched that stone? Who knows. I just wish I didn't have to turn into Haruhi today of all days."
"Uh...Haruhi, how much longer is this going to take?" Kyon asked nervously.
"I DON'T KNOW! IF YOU WERE TO STAY STILL OR READ THE DIRECTIONS, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW!"
