Ryoko's Revenge

-Back in the clubroom... (3:21 PM)-

"Uh...So is everyone okay with this?" Kyon asked.

Everyone nodded in reply-except for Haruhi.

"Where'd she go now?"

Yuki pointed towards the door. "There."

Haruhi just left the room, because apparently she was too impatient.

Those in the clubroom heard loud banging and yelling. "WHAT IS HARUHI DOING TO HIM?" Kyon thought.

When they reappeared in front of the door, Haruhi was dragging Tanaguchi in by the tie.

"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU- "Wait a second...it's one of my A-ranked girls!" Haruhi! I didn't know it was you who did that!" Tanaguchi shouted.

"I'll ask you one more time; are you an alien, time traveler, or an esper?" Haruhi asked, still holding Tanaguchi by the tie.

"I have no clue what you are talking about, but where's M-M-MIKURU! Tanaguchi exclaimed as he ran as fast as he could towards Mikuru.

After Tanaguchi had said that he wasn't anything supernatural, Haruhi seemed bored, so she sat down in her chair.

"OoOoO! What a pretty maid outfit!" Tanaguchi said happily.

"Um...Um..." Mikuru cried.

"By the way Mikuru, you're looking lovely toda-"

Kyon grabbed Tanaguchi by the neck, and yelled, "I said, CONTAIN YOURSELF!"

"OoOoO! Is someone jealous?"

Kyon took a quick glance at Mikuru, who had tears streaming down her face.

"T-too c-cute! N-no, I just think you're scaring her, that's all." Kyon stuttered.

Without any notice, Haruhi stood up. She then proceeded to slam her hands on the table and yell, "KYON! TANAGUCHI! STOP BEING SO IMMATURE!"

And that's when Haruhi had noticed that she had knocked something off the table. A box that had been wrapped up in nice sky blue wrapping paper, and had a pretty dark blue bow on the top. The present had been addressed to Haruhi!

"OoOoO! What's this?" Haruhi said happily.

Everyone-even Yuki-gathered around Haruhi. They were all curious as to what was in the box.

"Haruhi, you can't just open it, you don't know what's in it!" Kyon said.

"You're not supposed to know! That's the point of Christmas, duh! And see, it's addressed to me, so I can do whatever I'd like with it!"

"You lack common sense, what if there's a bomb in there?" Kyon thought.

Haruhi began to open the gift. "I guess Christmas came early this year!"

When she unwrapped it, she found a note.

"Hey! Look! A note! Hm...It says; 'Dear Haruhi, you're probably wondering exactly what this stone does. Well, I'm just going to say that you'll have to find out for yourself! So, enjoy!' Weird, no signature. Oh well, who cares? Alright, everyone! Let's touch it! It might give us something awesome!" Haruhi said cheerfully.

"WHAT? Yeah, like what?" Kyon replied.

"Hmph! Fine! If you guys don't do what I say, then all of you have to run around campus, during the day, while school is in session-NAKED!" Haruhi said harshly.

The room was so quiet; you could hear the clock ticking.

Everyone began staring at the beautiful dark blue stone. It looked like a bunch of crystals. Every once in a while, it would flash and change into a lighter blue, and then change back.

"Well, which is it?" Haruhi said impatiently.

"Fine! We'll touch the stupid stone!" Kyon shouted. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Okay! Now, let's begin!" Haruhi said cheerfully.

Everyone-except Haruhi-had that look on there face that read 'I know something terrible is going to happen.'-even Yuki!

"Okay, on three! One...Two...Three!" Everyone obeyed Haruhi's command, and put their hands on the stone.

Everything went black.