A roleplay forum, eh...?

Me: -thoughtfully eating ramen- You know, I had an idea to get an FMA roleplay forum on proboards. They're free, you know.

Sakura: Would anyone actually come?

Me: -shrugs and turns to you- Hey, you. Yeah, reader. I'm talking to you. If I made an FMA RP forum, would you come and RP? Leave your answer as a comment, please.

Zakuro: Don't you feel like you should warn them that you'd also talk about us?

Me:....no. I don't feel that way at all. o3o But think about it! A forum for RP...there'd be some threads for posting fan-fictions and fan-art and even a place to post videos people make on YouTube! Oh, it'll just be AMAZING!!!! So please.....PLEASE leave a comment and tell me your answer.

Sakura: Pwease....-shimmering eyes-

Two scoops of rebellion, please.

...I think we need a rebellion.
Who's with me!? >8D

Zakuro: And what exactly are we rebelling?

Me: Twilight, of course. That stupid glittering idiot, Edward Cullen is interfering with my baby's fame! -rage face-

Edward: I am not your 'baby'.

Me:....Even so! We must rebel and burn every Twilight book we can find! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!! -runs off-

Sakura:...she's....gonna get mauled by Twilight fan-girls, isn't she?

Ed: Everyone's gotta make sacrifices.

Zakuro: Maybe we can quickly rebuild our lives while she's gone.

=End=

The Crossover?

"WHAT!?"
"I told you, we're going to merge with FMA~!"
"NO WAY! I AM NOY SHARING ANYTHING WITH THAT MIDGET!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

Two girls, both around 14 and both with short blonde hair sweatdropped as they watched two more boys roll around, fighting.
"...They aren't taking it very well." One of the girls muttered, fidgeting with the edge of her blue scarf.

"I can see that, Sakura." The other girl sighed, adjusting the round glasses on her nose. The girl with glasses was your beautiful, talented author, Miss Saki, who is also very modest. o3o
The other, Sakura, is a character created by the author. They have a mother-daughter bond.

As for the boys fighting, one was Zakuro, yet another character created by Miss Saki. And the other boy was one Edward Elric, who the author desperately wishes WAS hers...but sadly, is not.

Anyway, Miss Saki had just broken the news that she intended to write cross-over stories.

And since Zakuro liked Sakura....
...and Ed liked Sakura....
...fighting occured.

"Come on, guys. Just try to get along." Sakura pleaded, watching them worriedly.

"Yes! Please set aside your differences and find a common bond in your love for my sweet, adorable baby~!" Miss Saki cried, hugging Sakura lovingly.

Edward and Zakuro paused momentarily.

"What....I DO NOT LOVE HER!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!" Zakuro roared, even though a faint blush was evident on his cheeks.

Edward remained silent.

Miss Saki pouted in a chibi way. "Daw. You guys are so cruel. Fine. I'll just go marry Sakura-chan off to some hobo."

"NO!!!"