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Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion by mail!

I've received a royal letter! And I've been promoted to Minister of Mustaches! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING

Thank you so much, Demi! I'll try to live up to the duties of the office. xD

I got Demi's letter!

デミの手紙をもらった!

Time to read it and absorb it and ponder it and analyze it and reread it and think about it and appreciate it *trails off*

MAIL

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So I just got my first letter from my new penpal, infinatelove42!

Thank you, Demi~

Starting right away on a reply so that it'll get in the mail as soon as possible!

Need another sentence so I can end it with an exclamation point!

Seeking someone to be awesome letter-swapper

Getting mail is important. It gives one a sense of liking the mail. It also works to give a person a little pick-me-up with emotion when they receive a letter addressed to them in the mail. That's why traditional mail has held out for so long over time.

In light of this, I've decided I need a pen-pal. I need somebody ready and willing to send letters back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back. And probably a little more forth. Followed by more back and forth and back and forth and maybe another back and some more forth. If you're interested, let me know!