My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

:P

I'm bored as hell and I need a towel. ;w; All I did was take a nap and now THERE'S WRITING ALL OVER MY FACE. Bleeehhhhh paperwork...

Today was normal. Except...my document is still freaking gone. >.>;;; I hope Gaara doesn't get here before I find it...he'll be pissed off...

I've got someone searching houses...but he's not happy about it. D8< AND HE'S BEING DEFIANT! DAMMIT, I'M THE HOKAGEEEEEEEEE

Erm....well anyway, I found some weird pictures while I was slacking off looking for the document. SO HERE! :D

Sporks? LOL That would be awesome...and dangerous...*would go down in history as a bad Hokage* O_O;;; NO SPORKS IN KONOHA. THEY'RE BANNED.