Don't Be Stupid

“It’s going to be simple, okay? I’m not going to be gone long, so for God’s sake don’t do anything stupid.”

“Like…?”

“Like that. Don’t be stupid and you’ll be well on your way. As for blondie…Where is that obnoxious twit anyway?”

“I think he’s...uh...um. ...Somewhere?”

“Ugh…Okay...find out where that somewhere is and keep an eye on him and the place, okay?”

“But I – my eyes aren’t removable from my head…”

“…You know what, forget that, I’m going to just lock the place up.

“Okay!”

“You’re way too damn cheerful, kid. But remember, please, dear God, if nothing else, remember…don’t touch anything.”

“Okay!”

“I’ll be back in twenty, thirty minutes tops.”

“Okay!”

“Learn another word for agreement while I’m gone, mm?”

“…Right-o!”